Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo Dildo Review

Something I will never tire of is the seemingly endless array of dildo-y goodness that’s flooding from Blush Novelties right now. It’s a bold statement to make, but I reckon they have something for almost everyone except folks who opt exclusively for extremely large sizes. Those who like their insertables long, generously thick, and squishy, should check out the Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo.

Scandarella's Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo Dildo Review, image showing a large purple silicone dildo in its clear plastic clamshell packaging with a blue and pink paper insert

I really do love the Real Nude line a whole hell of a lot. Each piece, from the little Ergo Mini to this, the Sumo – which is the largest offering from this range to date – is made of dual density silicone. The idea of dual density, with its firm but flexible core and super soft exterior, is to provide a closer-to-human experience. It’s intended to emulate the hard shafted, softer headed nature of an erection instead of being a solid hunk of silicone. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo Dildo Review” →

Blush Novelties Ruse D Thang Dildo Review

One of my favourite ‘Big Brands’ is Blush Novelties. I’ve been lucky enough to try many of their products over the last few years. Squishies from the Real Nude line. Adorable plugs from the Play with Me line. And a few lovely pieces from the Ruse line, the first of which was the Blush Novelties Ruse D Thang Dildo.

Blush Novelties Ruse D Thang Dildo Review, image showing a slim, pink dildo inside of its black and multi-coloured packaging

The first thing anyone who can see colour is gonna notice about the D Thang is how pink its silicone is. Ye gods, it’s shocking. Neon pink. Nuclear pink. So pink it almost glows in broad frigging daylight. If you love pink you’re laughing, but if not, well…you don’t have to look at it once it’s between your legs unless you really want to. Personally, I like it. I’m not always a pink person, but when I am I get a kick out of how violent this shade actually is. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Ruse D Thang Dildo Review” →

Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo Mini

After I reviewed the Real Nude Suko by Blush Novelties way back when Scandarella was in its infancy, I vowed that I’d try another piece from the line someday. At the time, I hadn’t experienced anything quite as squishy or real feeling. Even now, with a bunch of super realistic Vixskin in my collection, I still have a soft spot for my Suko. That’s why, when Too Timid offered me the chance to review the Real Nude Ergo Mini, I couldn’t say no.

Real Nude is Blush Novelties’ dual density silicone line. Lovely, semi-realistic dildos with a firm core and a soft, pliable outer layer. The way the squishy stuff yields when squeezed, just for the hand (or orifice of your choice, of course) to meet the resistance of the inner core really does feel like squeezing an actual penis. Well, in my opinion, it does. It really does feel like skin being pressed into erectile tissue to me. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Real Nude Ergo Mini” →