HUM Artificially Intelligent Vibrator

Hey Joe, what do ya know?”  “Hey Jane, how’s the game?”

Those two sentences come to mind every time I lay my hands on this particular product, and for very good reason. Yes, my friends, the world’s first artificially intelligent (A.I) sex toy has hit the mainstream market.

What’s that over there, Jane?
Oh Joe, don’t you know? It’s our predecessor, the HUM!

No, unfortunately it isn’t in the shape of a plastic fantastic Jude Law or Ashley Scott, a ’la Gigolo Joe and Gigolo Jane, but rather in the shape of an equally gorgeous looking vibrator.

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