Something I love about being a sex blogger is the influence it’s had on the Fella. He was always disinterested in cockcentric sex toys, preferring to pick things up that he could use with or on me. He had a box of bits, sure, but nothing exciting. But, after Scandarella became a thing and we were offered penis toys for review, he started to take an interest, and when I told him that the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator had arrived as a surprise in another package, he was delighted.
This is his forth Fleshlight masturbator so far. We reviewed the Freaks Alien last year (which he loved) and I bought a vampy Succudry for him (okay, that’s a lie it was for my eyes more than his cock), and picked up a Fleshlight Go as part of a massive prize I won recently.
He really does love these things, and the Frankenstein hasn’t disappointed.
If you’re unfamiliar with what the Fleshlight is, let me enlighten you. It’s basically a soft, realistic feeling penis stroker that’s made from Real Feel Superskin. It sits inside of a hard, plastic case which measures 10-inches in length, with a girth of 10.5-inches. Inside of those squishy sleeves, you’ll find different textures, and the penetrable part will be either a vagina, anus, or mouth. Dozens of porn stars have offered up their genitals to Fleshlight, so if you have a particular fave, have a look to see if she has her own Fleshlight. If your fave happens to have a penis you’ll wanna check out Fleshjack.
The Freaks range all have vaginal openings, but they’re not what you’d call ‘realistic’. Well, if you’re accustomed to blue vulva, or vulva with stitches, flesh wounds, or rivets, you might think they’re perfectly realistic.
The Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein is the one that boasts the stitches. The vulva detailing is awesome! Soft inner labia folds, clitoris peeking from beneath a hood…it’s all there, and very authentic. Despite the stitch detailing, it isn’t a gruesome thing. It’s actually kinda cute. It helps that it’s all one colour, in this case, a generic pinky tone. If it had been true to type – basically the deathly greys, sickly greens, and bruisy purples of a reanimated corpse – it would have been as icky as fuck.
The texture on the canal of this one is called the Monster’s Mate. Just inside the opening, there’s what looks to me like an anal pucker. Directly after that, you have a series of small bumps, then a set of throat-like ridges. Three, head caressing, fleshy nubs come next, and once you pass through that there’s a load of sexy zig zags to thrill you. There are about 8.5-inches of useable canal, and with a girth of up to 8-inches, it’ll be good for most cocks out there.
It’s obvious that the larger end of the Fleshlight comes off, cos where else would you stick your dick? But some folks don’t realise that the other end comes off, too. Once the canal is all lubed up, leaving on the smaller cap offers a sucking, blow jobby sensation, whereas removing it removes the pressure inside so you get a smoother stroke.
Watching the Fella fuck things is one of my greatest pleasures in life. I love sitting back and seeing how his body moves, watching his expressions and listening to whatever sounds he makes (he isn’t a moaner, as a rule). And, even though it takes a bit of manoeuvring with pillows and such, one of the best things to watch him use is the Fleshlight, hands-free. I know we have a big bubble butt masturbator (and I love watching him use it), but he gets more from the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein.
The texture makes his day, for a start. I’ve learnt that he prefers to use his Fleshlight warm, so I take out the sleeve and stand it in hot water for a bit before I present it to him, already lubed up. He likes to stay shallow for a while until he stops feeling the subtler bumps, then goes deeper and deeper. I can tell he’s about to come when he stops using the full length of his shaft and goes back to shallow thrusts.
He tells me that warming it up makes all the difference. It feels as close to real as not real is ever gonna get, in his opinion. It’s tight, but not uncomfortably so. It’s wet once it’s lubed up, and it makes ‘pleasant noises’. All the things he likes to find in a non-vibrating masturbator.
If he’s not got it wedged in somewhere, it’s easy enough to hold. It’s not all that heavy, you see. For thrusting into it he uses one hand, and for stroking himself with it he uses both, and he’s never complained about it being too weighty. I’ve used it on him a few times myself, and I’ve not had to change hands too often, either.
Something that’s great about Fleshlights in general is their ability to help improve stamina. Because they feel so realistic, folks can train themselves to delay ejaculation. I’ve never had cause to complain about the Fella’s staying power, but I’ve noticed he lasts longer while using the toy itself. When he got his first Fleshlight he would come so fast it almost wasn’t worth getting the fucking thing dirty. But now he plays for longer, so that’s a bonus for us.
Cleaning the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein is easier than some folks make it out to be. I mean, it’s covered in cum and lube so it’s totally gross, but just running it under a warm tap and giving it a lather with a bit of soap sees all that gone. And then I turn it inside out and stick it in a shoe box with some paper towels until it dries, then cover it in renewer powder (aka, cornflour). After that, I flip it back the right way, get rid of the moisture on the outside, then pop it back in the case. Job done and ready for next time.
If you fancy a Fleshlight but don’t want something modelled on a specific porn personality’s frilly bits, I’d highly recommend something from the Freaks line. You can even get matching dildos for some of them. Themed mutual masturbation. How awesome! To pick yours up today, click the banner below and head on over to Fleshlight.
