Want to know what’s hot? Watching someone getting pounded by a fucking machine while you masturbate at the other side of the room. Want to know what the Fella would never do? Go anywhere near ‘that bloody hacksaw, jack hammer motherfucker’ with his butt. Reason being, all of the dildos we have to fit are biggun’s. That combined with the sheer power of the machine proved too intimidating for him.
I truly was gutted, because watching him being mastered by the machine has been a fantasy of mine since the day I got it, but it was starting to look like one of those fantasies that would never be realised. Then I received an email from Sh! Womenstore, and I decided it was fate when a teeny tiny vibrating silicone dildo with a bullet hole base winked at me from the screen. It was the pretty in pink Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo.
I’ll tell you now that I knew this dildo would be far too small for me personally, but I knew from experience that Sh! Vibrating dildos fit nicely on our machine’s attachment, so I started hatching a plan.
Once it arrived, I checked to see if I’d gauged the size right. I’m not very good at converting numbers into visual dimensions, so I was concerned that it would be too small for what I intended to use it for. The overall length of the Wirly Girl 2 is 5.25 inches, and it has a girth of 3.75 inches. Little bitty baby dildo. That’s exactly what I wanted, though, so I was super pleased.
Sh! silicone dildos are all lovely to look at, and they’re really good quality. The silicone itself is super shiny and the smaller products have a good squish to them, though they are still plenty firm enough to facilitate vigorous thrusting. My Mistress Cupid XL is rock hard, but the Wirly Girly 2 has loads of flex and squish, especially around the part where the shaft is hollowed out to accommodate the mini bullet vibe that is included.
I was concerned about that for machine use. I worried that it would keep bending and would take work to keep it inside, but the machine attachment is quite big so once the dildo gets jammed on the end, that keeps it ramrod straight.
The base of Sh! Silicone dildos are gorgeous. Heart shaped and thick, they’re great to use as a handhold while playing solo or with a partner. Also, they make the dildo harness compatible. That’s how we first used our Wirly Girly 2; in the harness. Even though the Fella takes larger dildos during pegging, I especially wanted him to feel the lovely unicorn horn-esque texture sliding in and out of him. I wanted him to get to know it, and to hopefully grow to love it, so that when I finally broached the subject of fitting it on the fucking machine he wouldn’t pull the shutters down.
And he didn’t.
Well, the first time I mentioned it he told me to jog on, but the next time he relented. So, armed with my knowledge of the machine and Sh! silicone, I grabbed a full bottle of lube and set everything up.
The tip of the Wirly Girly 2 is rounded, but it does have a soft taper that makes anal insertion go smoothly. Once the Fella was lubed up and on his back, I positioned the dildo so it was just penetrating him. I wanted to be in charge of the controls but he said nope, so I ended up doing exactly what I’d done in my fantasy; I sat at the top of the bed and watched.
I’d wanted him to really go for it from the start, but he took it painfully slowly, and that was actually hotter than everything I’d initially envisaged. He gave me a running commentary of how good the twisted texture felt, and I loved seeing his confidence grow when he started to accept that the Wirly Girly 2 was more or less perfect for his first bite of the sex machine cherry.
I’m not gonna lie, I have had a go of the Wirly Girly 2 on the machine, even though I knew it was going to be too small for me. I didn’t get much from it vaginally, but was surprised at how good it felt anally, and I totally got why the Fella preferred to have the machine speed on low. The bumps caused by the horn-like twist are subtle, but at a medium low speed they can really be felt. Faster thrusts make it feel like a smooth shafted dildo, but slow ones feel ace. Both the Fella and I agree that this holds true for manual thrusting, too. The slower, the better.
A quick word on the vibrator:
It’s a bit rubbish. The vibes are high pitched and buzzy, and don’t translate through dense silicone well. I can’t use them as clit vibes either, but what I do like using them for is either blow job enhancers, or nipple vibrators. I have a few of these bullets, so if I’m playing solo I’ll pop one into each bra cup, right over my nips. If I’m playing with the Fella, I’ve taken to turning them on and slipping them inside of my nipple suckers before attaching them to myself. I love the way they ping off the sides of the suckers and tap against my nipples whenever I move.
As with other Sh! silicone dildos, cleaning is a breeze. I use soapy water and antibacterial toy cleaners, but you can throw them in the dishwasher, clean them with a 10% bleach solution, or boil them for 3 minutes. There isn’t a storage bag provided, but they are free standing and I’d recommend that if you can get away with it. The base of mine is damaged and I have no idea how, so I’m making a point of keeping my Sh! dildos upright from now on.
The Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo isn’t the smallest dildo Sh! has to offer, but it is weeny. If you’re after a first pegging dildo that isn’t boring, or if you’re just not that into big, bold sex toys, this could be the one for you. You don’t have to have it in pink either, it comes in black and purple, too. If you’d like to check it out, you can do so here. If you know you won’t ever use the bullet or the bullet hole, you can pick up a standard dildo version for a few quid less here.
The Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo was sent to me by Sh! Womenstore in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.
