As the name suggests, the U Vibe is a U shaped piece of silicone, with one insertable end intended to stimulate the G-Spot, and an external end which is intended to tease the clitoris. According to the packaging, I have the “junior” size. That term squicked me out, to be honest. It reminded me of my earliest introduction to tampons when I was a pre-teen, and I really wish it hadn’t been used in the name of a sex toy.
Following the outer curve of the toy, the U Vibe Junior is 9 inches in length, 3.5 inches of that being insertable. The egg shaped G-Spot bulb is 1.75 inches in height, with a circumference of 4.25 inches. The inner curve is 5 inches, which makes the toy just big enough to hook around my pubic bone and stay there, hands free.
The clitoral end has a weird tip, which at first glance appears to curl outward, away from the body. I thought this was bizarre at first, but once inserted, the flat part presses nicely against my clitoris and stays there. A bullet hole runs toward that clit curl, and there’s a single speed, stubby bullet already fitted in there when the toy arrives.
The U Vibe is very comfortable in use. It’s made from super smooth, baby pink silicone that really is velvety soft to the touch. The flexible nature of the toy allows it to conform to your body shape without pinching or digging in(G-Spot & clitoral contact will vary as we’re all different), yet is firm enough where it needs to be in order to be felt.
Now I’m gonna be harshly honest and say that the bullet is absolutely rubbish. Seriously, throw it in the bin. It’s a single speed affair that’s powered by 3 cell batteries (which are included), and, in the Fella’s words, sounds like the mating call of a house fly.
Slotting my We-Vibe Tango into the bullet hole instead changes things a bit. Even though the Tango has all the power of Olympus behind it, the full force of the vibes don’t actually travel that well to the G-Spot, but they can certainly be felt. They do, however, travel right to the tip of the clit arm, and what does that give you? A hands free Tango, that’s what! If you don’t have a Tango, any bullet that isn’t the one that came with the U Vibe can be used and felt, just not as much as a Tango can.
I’ll freely admit that I can’t reach orgasm when using the U Vibe in the way its designer intended, but I can tease the shit outta myself with it. If I use the G-Spot bulb as a handle so I can let the curve on the clitoral end flick against my clit during anal sex with the Fella, it works a treat! If I drop the U Vibe, instead of spinning its way between my thighs to buzz away on the mattress like the Tango on its own would, it gets jammed between my legs, so I can grab it and put it back where it should be: on my clit, driving me crazy.
Using it this way would make the U Vibe great for people who have a reduced hand grip, as even if they don’t want to use the thing internally, it offers them a much better hold on their fave bullet, if they don’t mind a small dampening of power.
I’ve also found another use for the U Vibe, and I was surprised at how well it takes to the task. It’s a great way to isolate the correct muscles for kegelling! Once it’s inserted and positioned around my pubic bone, I can feel the U Vibe lifting and dropping as I squeeze and relax my muscles. Holding a finger on the outer curve, or even the clit bit makes that motion even more obvious, and that’s feedback you don’t get from regular kegel exercisers.
I really do think the U Vibe would be a fantastic product to help people completely new to kegel exercising to identify the correct muscles, and also to know when they’re squeezing them correctly. Switching on a bullet might well make those exercises more pleasurable too, as rhythmically manipulating the pelvic floor muscles for long enough with clit stim can result in orgasm, and you might just be one of the lucky ones who can get there with the U Vibe!
The whole U Vibe, including the bullet that comes with it, is waterproof, so keeping it clean and hygienic is super simple. If you’ve taken my advice and ditched the bullet, make sure the one you replace it with is waterproof before venturing near water. There isn’t a storage bag, so I would recommend you buy one, even though the silicone seems strangely dust resistant.
The Velvet Plush U Vibe Junior was sent to me by the Boudoir of Erotic Delights in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.