If you’re a lover of Hentai you’re basically spoilt for choice at Uberrime. I mean, most places that make fantasy sex toys have a tentacle somewhere in their catalogue, but Uberrime has a whole family of them. Like em little and chunky? Check out the Tentare for Tango bullet sleeve, which is a perfectly respectable insertable size for those who like it shallow. Prefer them long and slim? Have a look at the Xenusoid. But if you’re after a middling length, beautifully textured piece, then the Uberrime Xenuphora might be the one for you.
While the other tentacle toys in this wee line fit very well within Uberrime’s intended sci-fi theme, the Xenuphora has more of an oceanic vibe to it. With its stingray shaped tip and its coral-esque base, it really does sing to me of the sea.
Long and slender, it’s the second largest piece in the tentacle range. It has an overall length of 7.5” with 6” or so of that being insertable. As depth goes, it’s just a smidge shorter than reaching the very end of my vaginal canal. I don’t get any thudding penetration from it as such, but it does reach all of the bits I could ever want reaching. Some with more success than others.
Size-royalty who are in it for the big stretch won’t find anything to delight over here, cos the Uberrime Xenuphora is a slim one. Around its head you’re looking at around 4.25”, and as soon as you hit the shaft, you’re down to 4”. Following the shaft to the base sees it swell out again to a maximum of 4.5”.
See, it does stay quite modest, doesn’t it? There’s a good chance that some folks out there will rejoice at this, cos while many places do their insertables in multiple size options, even their smallest ones are girthy sonofabitches. And when tentacles are concerned, even dildos that start slim quickly balloon out once you hit the midpoint of the shaft. But the Xenuphora is a genuinely slender piece that stays almost uniform all the way to the base. This could be perfect for those who don’t want or can’t manage larger girths.
If you’ve read any of my past Uberrime reviews, you’ll probably recall that customisation is available on many of their pieces. They come in set sizes, but you can choose the firmness of your silicone and, my fave, your colours. Contact beforehand might be the way to go if you want to tweak your Xenuphora, cos I can’t see any custom dropdowns on the product page.
Now, as a blogger, I often get to make these choices regardless of their usual availability. It’s a perk of my job that I truly do feel blessed to have. Even so, I usually stick with the advertised silicone firmness, cos I’m one for trusting the person who designs a product to know best. I only make adjustments of a toy is colossally fat (I need softer silicones) or awkwardly long (firmness helps with insertion).
Anyway, as standard, the Uberrime Xenusoid is single density and medium soft so that’s the way I got it. It’s super flexible with a little bit of give, but not so much that the texture is lost under pressure. And what a tragedy that would be, cos there’s some lovely stuff going on here.
Unlike the other tentacles Uberrime offers, the Xenuphora doesn’t have one side completely covered in teeny tiny little suckers. They’re large and prominent, spaced evenly down the curved shaft in two rows of eight. The sides of the shaft have nicely defined bulges that coincide with each sucker, along with veiny ridges. And the ‘back’ has a subtly waved spine.
Team all of that with the beautifully pointed tip (which has a nub on its underside) and the clit/vulva/perineum stimulating prongs that slope up from both tips of the base, and what you’re looking at is a world of changeable sensations.
Now, I’ve had my Xenuphora for a while now, so I’m very well acquainted with it. It’s been in all of my holes, in my harness, tucked into my toy mounts. I’ve used it on myself, the Fella has used it on me. And my preferred way to use it is in my hand while I’m on my own.
Some toys work perfectly with other folks, but this is one that I need to use myself. If I’m in control I can decide exactly where I want that tip to hit. Usually, I want it on my g-spot, but the curve and the flexibility make getting enough pressure too much of a delicate operation.
So I aim for my a-spot with the Xenuphora and what a wonderful job it does of stimulating it. Because of the pointed tip and the overall slimness, it gets in behind my cervix brilliantly. And because it’s at its full length it doesn’t try to bend, so I can poke away to my hearts content. Result = soaked sheets.
Something else I get to control is where the textures are. The Fella angles this one in a way that pulls the suckers away from the very mouth of my vagina. No, no, no! I like to pull it down so that when it enters me those suckers drag over my skin. Even with plenty of lube, I can still feel the friction and I fucking love it. With the right type of clit stim, I can have some really intense orgasms from that without thinking too much about deeper sensations.
And then there’s anal. Scandarella regulars will probably know that I nearly always prefer anal over vaginal penetration. My butt is more sensitive, for a start. Any textures that feel good for my vag feel incredible for my anal opening. Sometimes harshly so. But that’s okay cos that’s what I like and I can come from that sensation alone.
Because of the way the suckers are spaced on the Uberrime Xenuphora’s shaft, it feels super intense. To get the most of it, I twist and turn it, making sure every part of my pucker gets to experience the blips and pops of each sucker. It’s such a lovely sensation. The only clitoral stimulation I need is from my fingers. I keep everything slow, using every inch of the shaft in long, twisting strokes. It takes a while to reach orgasm, but the wait is worth it every damned time. The large base makes it comfy to hold so I don’t get any hand/wrist cramping no matter how long I want to prolong play for. Really, it’s just an all round, fantastic piece of kit and I love it.
I always say that every company I love will eventually come up with a toy that disappoints me, but Uberrime…I’m not sure they could. Too much care is taken in the design, too much attention is paid to what customers want. They offer all manner of sizes, completely smooth to mega texture, and their colours are to die for.
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The Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo was sent to me by Uberrime in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.
