Is steampunk your aesthetic? Do wires, nuts and bolts get your motor running? Does the idea of filthy exploration in a far-flung space station make you long for lift-off? Or, do you just love getting your orifices around a good, chunky dong? If you say aye to any of those things, you need a Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Dildo in your life.
You may or may not know that Tantus reigns supreme at the top of my fave dildo makers list. In my last Tantus review (this one) I said that the day had to be coming where I tried a dildo of theirs that I didn’t like. Today is not that day.
Made of Tantus’ 100% Ultra-Premium Super Soft Silicone in a gorgeous shade of copper, the Tantus Steam Hunk is a joy to fondle. But, to my hands and holes, it isn’t as soft as the Adam Super Soft. That’s a floppy thing that mushes when I squeeze it. The Steam Hunk has some give and it’s very flexible, but it’s firmer than I’d expected. No bad thing, of course, cos I like hard dongs.
Size wise it’s pretty deceptive. It looks big, but that’s because of the design. It stands tall at 8” in total height, but just a shade over 5.5” of that is (realistically) insertable. And though it looks as chunky as fuck, the circumference of the widest (realistically) insertable point is just over 6.25”.
I say realistically because if you’re accustomed to taking longer lengths and bigger girths it isn’t impossible to insert the thing right to the base. Yep, if you wanna, you can get nearly all of it right in there. This would most likely be achieved anally and it’s safe to do so cos the base is well flared.
At first glance, the Tantus Steam Hunk looks absolutely nothing like a dick. Personally, I first noticed the pair of hydraulic chambers. I noticed tubing, buckles, and metal sheets held together with rivets. Basically, I saw a rocket ready for launch.
But then I knocked the Steam Hunk on its side, and that’s when I started to laugh. Though it isn’t a realistic one, it’s definitely a dicky looking dick. Those hydraulic chambers? They’re firm little balls. The tubing? That would be veins. And of course, there’s the head, but that couldn’t look like anything but the tip of a dick, to be honest.
I don’t think that looking super funky was all Tantus were thinking about when they designed the Steam Hunk, though. Even though the silicone is soft there’s plenty of texture to be had from all of those trimmings.
Obviously, the first sensation I get comes from the head. It’s nice and blunt, tapered but widely, so I insertion is more of a forced affair than an easy one. It hits up against me, my holes resist, and then once it pushes in it’s an immediate stretch then shrink as the head passes through completely. Just the tip is enough for me to feel filled some days.
But then comes the sensation I get from the shaft. There are a couple of narrow rings near the head and a larger one near the centre. Then there’s the buckles and the tubes from the hydraulic chambers. Whether I’m using the Tantus Steam Hunk vaginally or anally, my openings respond so well to all that texturing. Regular in and out thrusting has the rings whipping over my skin, and twisting lets me feel the tubes. The head reaches my g-spot, the chambers bash off my vulva.
And yes, when I’m really in the mood they fit inside my butt. So much lube is needed for that, but once I get it in there all I have to do is twist my wrist. I feel the chambers, the tubes, the pipes. Then going back to thrusting gives me the rings again. So many different things to feel from just one toy.
I’m a wee bit saddened by the fact that it’s neither harness nor suction cup compatible. The Fella fucks me with it by hand, but I’d love to feel his body bouncing off mine while giving me all that Steam Hunk. And a suction cup base would have been awesome! Because of the base’s shape, I like to use it on the side of the bath. But as soon as I start getting enthusiastic it either ends up in the water or on the floor. That’s no big shakes, though. It’s not the Steam Hunk’s fault that I want specific things.
Once you’ve finished playing with it, this dildo is easy enough to keep clean. Yeah, it does need a bit of attention in its more detailed bits if you’re cleaning with sprays or soapy water. I tend to use a small toothbrush for this. There are so many nooks and crannies that could harbour fugitive nasties, especially if you play anally, so it’s extra important that you ensure you get ‘em all. It attracts dust like a bitch too, so I always give mine a speedy rinse before use.
I really would recommend this dildo to anyone looking for something a bit different. Steampunk and sci-fi fans will probably love it. Tantus fans will probably love it. And if you don’t love the copper colour you can get it in black. But not silver, which is a travesty if you ask me.
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