Rabbit vibrators. Some people love them, some people hate them. I’m one of those people who loves the idea of them but often finds that they lack…something. It could be the most powerful rabbit on earth, but the external arm is too short. It could fit me like a glove, but the vibes are subpar, or the shaft is too intense for me to feel anything going on around my clit. But I keep trying cos I know that the perfect rabbit is out there just waiting for me to find it. One of the most recent ones to land at Scandarella House for testing is the So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator.
I like So Divine. Their products are so simple, but I’ve not had one that I didn’t really enjoy using. Butt plugs with interchangeable gems, vibes with removeable sleeves, a double-ended wand…they have something to stimulate most areas of the body.
The Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator is a lovely thing. One issue I regularly have with rabbits is shaft size. Too often they’re super short, or they have length but they’re too slender. This one has an insertable length of around 4.75”, so while it isn’t a deep penetrator, it is plenty long enough to let me get some good thrusting momentum going when I stimulate my g-spot. And at 4.5” in circumference it isn’t too slim for me. I mean, I would love to have a girthier shaft, for sure, but I can feel this one when it moves inside me so it’s all good.
Something else about rabbits that I usually dislike is that so many of them come in crappy materials. Most typically jelly. They don’t come here cos they’d be tossed straight in the bin, but there are far too many of them in shops.
The So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator is definitely not one of those melty vag rotters. It’s made of silicone. The business ends are a pretty, deep purple, and the handle is snow white. The whole piece is soft and silky, and there’s so little drag to the silicone I can easily insert it with only a small amount of my natural lubrication to help it glide. In fact, too much wetness makes it glide too well, so I choose not to use lube at all unless I’m struggling to stay wet. When that happens, I reach for a good quality water-based lube.
I can’t say I love the seam that separates the shaft from the handle. I can get my fingernail in there no problem, and when I do a long line of dried gunk gets pushed out. As it’s 100% waterproof the rest of the toy is simple enough to keep clean, but that seam is a pain in the arse.
After giving it its initial four-hour charge it was time to get to know the controls. They’re pretty simple, really. I like that they’re debossed into the silicone rather than raised. Sticky-out buttons are easy to press by accident, but with these ones, it’s much less likely that’ll happen.
There are five buttons to play with here. In the centre is the ON/OFF one. Once that’s pressed a light will appear to show the rabbit is on standby. To bring the toy to life the top button needs to be pressed and subsequent taps change through the ten modes. The left and right buttons control the intensity. There are seven of those, so using them in conjunction with the patterns lets you customise the vibes to whatever suits you.
The final button in the interface is a big H. That stands for HEAT. Yep, the So Divine Let’s Go Crazy is a hot rabbit. When you press the H button the indicator light changes from blue to red. Four-ish minutes later you have a shaft that’s heated to around 38°C. Now, to me, this isn’t noticeable. Well, in my vagina it isn’t. It is in my hand, but as the average temperature for a vagina is 37.5°C the warming element of this toy is lost on me. The only use I can see for it is if you don’t like inserting toys from cold. This way, you can warm it up before you start to play.
So, how is this rabbit in use?
That’s actually a hard one for me to answer. Firstly, I really dig the fit! The shaft reaches my g-spot without issue and the clit arm actually reaches my clit! Thrusting doesn’t change that cos there’s plenty of flex to both the shaft and clit arm. It allows the toy to adjust to my movements, meaning that I get a clit massage as well as a bit of buzz.
When it comes to vibes, the force is strong with this one. It’s not gonna break any records anytime soon, but the deep quality of the vibes brings me a clitoral orgasm pretty darned quickly. The shaft feels so good when stroked around my inner labia and inserting it just before the orgasm ebbs away can bring me off again really fast.
If I could wish one thing for this rabbit it would be independent controls for the internal and external arms. Because that would mean two motors, and that would mean extra customisation. It would also mean that I wouldn’t have to live with my clit being stimulated by transferred vibes. If I haven’t already used the shaft to put my clit into orgasm mode I get nothing at all from the external arm. It just doesn’t have enough oomph to stand up to what I’m feeling inside.
That’s why it’s hard for me to say how I’d rate this toy as a whole. I do like it, I can come using it, and the Fella loves it for p-spot stim. But I have to have an orgasm before I use it as a dual stimulator, just to make my body responsive to the external arm and the heating element is negligible. That said, the So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit vibrator is miles better than some other rabbits I’ve tried. It’s great quality, pretty, and body safe. It’s a good size, the vibes in the shaft are fab, and it’s as good for the butt as it is for the vagina.
I guess I would recommend it to folks who don’t need a lot of clitoral stimulation, and to those who intend to use it to discover their p-spot. If that sounds like you, click the banner below and go pick up your very own rabbit from So Divine.
