Something that’s consistently weird to me is the fact that the Fella has favourite sex toy brands. Before I started blogging his interest in them only went so far as how they worked for me. He had a box of a few bits that he liked to share with me, but none of it was really his. Not even the strokers, they were for my hands and eyes rather than his pleasure. But now there are a few brands that he takes a keen interest in, and one of them is Rocks Off. So we have an agreement. He chooses the product and I choose the style. And that’s why a guy who doesn’t really get the point of emojis has the Rocks Off Ohh! Moji RO-90 Bullet Vibrator in his collection.
Just like most of Rocks Off’s other bullets, the Ohh! Moji is made of solid, super shiny ABS plastic. The number in its name denotes the length of the bullet, in this case, 90mm. A shade over 3.5”. At just 2.25” in girth, it’s pretty much the size of an index finger.
Honestly, I can’t think of a world where I wouldn’t want a vibe in this emoji design. There are a few variations of it, each with their own name. Mine is the ‘Ohh! Yeah’ and I love it. At first glance, all you see is a bunch of emojis on a glossy black background. But when you look closer? You find out what emoji come faces look like. My absolute fave is the one wearing a ball gag, I’ve never identified with an emoji so hard in my life. God, I so wish they were all available to use on my phone.
Anyway, design aside, the Rocks Off Ohh! Moji is exactly what I’ve come to expect from Rocks Off bullets. One end twists off to reveal housing for the included single AAA battery needed to make the thing work. Once that’s back on (ensuring that you didn’t lose the pink ring that waterproofs the toy) the pink button in the end gets it going.
You get 10 functions with this bullet. Three of them constant vibration and the rest patterns. Now, I’ve long said that Rocks Off bullets don’t do the job for my snotty clit anymore. The vibes are too high frequency and buzzy, and for me that kinda stimulation irritates rather than stimulates. But in recent months I’ve found that I’ve had to contradict myself. If I use the Ohh! Moji in tandem with a dildo I can come no problem. They’re not orgasms I could write love poetry to, but they’re not too shabby either.
Like I said at the start of the review, the Fella really is a fan of Rocks Off, and this bullet hasn’t changed his mind. His absolute fave way for me to use it on him is to tickle his balls with it for a while (his shivers and the weird frowny smile he does slays me every time, I swear to God). Then he likes me to run it up and down his shaft until he’s hard before holding it against my cheek while I give him head. Right before he comes he likes me to grind the tip of the bullet against his perineum, and he gets a kick out of the worry that I’m gonna penetrate him somewhere I shouldn’t with a toy that ain’t anal safe. That butt tease is such a small thing to do but the effect it has on him is mega.
I could use any vibrator to do this to be fair, but he has a special love for Rocks Off vibes. See, he isn’t keen on anything too powerful touching his balls or ‘scrambling his eggs’ as he says. He prefers surface level, tickly vibes that make him twitch and wriggle away from me cos he can’t stand how nice it feels. Rocks Off bullets give him exactly that.
As it’s waterproof the Rocks Off Ohh! Moji can be taken into the bath. Even though I usually wank by hand in the bath, I like to take this bullet for use on my nipples. I absolutely love RO bullets for nipple play, so much so I sometimes stuff a couple down my bra when I’m wanking or writing erotica. They’re quiet and have always worked so much better above my waist than below it.
If there’s one thing I reckon everyone should have in their toybox it’s a Rocks Off bullet. They’re so easy to use, so simple to operate, and I’d be shocked if anyone told me they couldn’t find a design they liked.
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