Confession: I’m not very good at deep throating. My gag reflex is possibly the strongest of my body’s natural reactions, and no matter how many times the Fella tells me I’m ‘getting better’ or that I ‘took a bit more that time’ I know he’s just trying to make me feel better. Basically, if he wants more than an enthusiastic bellend servicing, I suck at sucking.
So, when I received my first MEO review package I was delighted to find a bottle of EZ2SUCK Deep Throat Spray had been popped in there. All the promises about turning myself into a professional cock sucker with the help of a pump action bottle and a bit of eagerness had me chomping at the bit to give it a go to see if I could impress my man by taking all of him.
On the ingredients list you’ll find:
Aqua, glycerin, Laureth-9, PEG-6 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Menthyl Lactate, Lactic Acid, Mentha Piperita, Benzyl Alcohol, Benzoic Acid, Sorbic Acid, Limonen, Linalool.
After a bit of consulting Jedi Master Google, I’ve found that Laureth-9 is the active ingredient on that list. It’s a local anaesthetic and an antipruritic, meaning it numbs and prevents itching. All the rest of the ingredients are water, preservatives and flavourings to make EZ2SUCK last a while and stop it tasting like shit.
They fail on that last part.
Seriously, this stuff is fucking vile. I’m not a great lover of medicinal tasting fluids as it is, but there’s something very unpleasant about this spray. MEO’s website says, ‘He doesn’t need to know your little secret. Just spray and enjoy’.
Well, I thought I’d have a few squirts while the Fella was in the bathroom so I could give him the blowjob of his life when he came to bed. Just spray and enjoy. Righto. For me it was more like spray, cough, gag, grab a tissue for my streaming eyes, repeat twice. By the time he walked into the bedroom I looked like he’d already been fucking my face for three hours. That’s what I get for leaving my make-up on so I could look pretty while I went down on him.
I had to come clean about why I’d turned into a mascara disaster in the time it took him to brush his teeth. His enthusiasm didn’t surprise me one bit, but it did excite me, so with my weird feeling throat I got down to business.
The question is, did EZ2SUCK turn me into the cock sucking champion of the North of England?
Did it fuck. I don’t think I’d even taken in a centimetre more than usual before the gagging started. We tried all the usual suspects when it came to positions, but nothing much had improved. I think I might have felt a bit worse, to be honest, because my throat wasn’t comfortable at all. It felt scratchy, and even the next morning it still didn’t feel quite right.
I persevered, though, and even though it still tastes like crap it does get easier to take. I’ve been practicing on my most realistic (in size as well as feel) dildo – the Vixen Mustang – and I have to say that EZ2SUCK is great for deep throat training. In a relaxed setting where I don’t have a man to please I’m slowly teaching myself to get better. The spray helps with this because it does numb me to a certain extent. I think being in complete control of depth and pace makes it easier, too. I’ll keep going until the bottle is empty, and hopefully I’ll have improved by then. For now, the only spraying going on during blowjobs in our house will be the obvious.
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