If there’s anything in this world I want more of, it’s stuff from Liberator. I’m not sure if this is a wise thing to say (or a healthy way to feel) but I don’t know how I managed sex without my Flip Ramp. I don’t know how I rode dildos without my Pulse, and I don’t know how my furniture survived without my Mini Throe. Seriously, each piece I have gets so much use they’ve become as much a part of my sex life as the Fella’s cock is. Even the little sort out I had over Christmas saw Liberator getting involved, cos I took stuff out of the drawer in my bedside table (to make room for more stuff, lol) and stashed it all in the lovely Liberator Tallulah Toy Case.
Yep. Liberator makes toy storage pieces called Couture Cases and they’re ace. Well, the one I have certainly is.
As toy bags go, the Liberator Tallulah is pretty fancy. Its exterior is made of a gorgeous charcoal coloured microsuede fabric that is super soft to the touch. Trimming the top, you’ll find a couple of strips of well-stitched faux leather and a lockable gold zip. Mine came complete with padlock and a pair of keys but the little splash of info on the product card says they’re sold separately.
The interior is made of nylon and is water-resistant, so if you do store lube in there (I do, and a fuck ton more besides) there’s less chance of it soaking through and making a mess of the snazzy suedey side.
It’s a 100% soft bag, with none of that cardboard shite that folds out into the bottom of the bag to help it keep its shape. The Fella commented that he’d have liked it a bit stiffer *chuckle* but I disagree *shocker*. I like that there’s nothing inside that’s gonna slip or twist and thus warp the shape of the bag.
I’ve given it a thorough inspection and all I’ve found is quality. Gorgeous materials, tight stitching, zero loose threads… the zip is a little catchy, but I think that’ll probably slacken up a bit over time.
So, that’s the technical bit. Now for the big questions:
How much stuff can this thing hold, and how much can I cram into it?
Well, I can tell you that its biggest draw for me was the fact that at 13” x 7” x 7” it’s big enough to fit my Doxy. Massage wands are no problem for the Liberator Tallulah, so those looking for easily portable storage that is wand friendly can rejoice!
But that’s not all I got in there…
On Boxing Day, I emptied my drawer and loaded my bag with the following:
- Tantus Splash Dildo
- FreudeAn Holz Taurus Dildo
- Fun Factory Bouncer Dildo
- Njoy Pure Wand
- Womanizer Plus Size
- L’Amourose Denia
- Glass by Woozy Tentacle Dildo
- Fifty Shades Darker Rabbit
- Lg & Sml Naughty Candy Hearts
- Fifty Shades Darker Steel Butt Plug
- We-Vibe Tango & charger,
- Kink Craft Nipple Sticks (in box)
- 125ml bottle of Sliquid Silk
- 120ml bottle of Wicked Flavoured Lube
- Lelo Toy Cleaner
- Doxy Massage Wand
Look at all that! I got all that in without having to worry about mangling the zip. In fact, I still had a wee bit of room on the top so could have probably slipped more lube or a couple of extra butt plugs in there. That’s a mega amount of stuff to have all in one place and I’m fucking delighted, to be quite frank.
As well as toy lovers, I reckon this bag is a fantastic place for kinksters to store their stuff. I’ve tried our most used bondage bits in for size and almost the whole kit and caboodle fit neatly inside (blindfold, 2 gags, 2 collars, wrist & ankle cuffs, handcuffs, strap-on harness & dildo, clamps & suckers, rope, bondage tape, pinwheel, paddle, flogger and candles). The only things I couldn’t get in were the crop and cane, but they’re huge and haven’t ever fit in any of our storage bags. They’re doomed to always live in a big old vase in the corner of our bedroom.
I can leave my Tallulah lying around (which I did New Year’s Eve – oops) and nobody looks twice at it. Even the Fella – who knows what it is and what lives in it – was surprised when I moved it off the floor. He said he saw it, but it didn’t even register that it was something that shouldn’t have been down by the sofa. So even though it’s nice to look at, it’s inconspicuous and discreet. That said, even if anybody *coughs – mother* should have had an attack of the curiosities they wouldn’t have seen anything cos the padlock was in place and secure.
The most telling way to know if I truly liked a thing is whether or not I want more of it, and I’d definitely love to get my hands on more of the Liberator Couture Cases range. Especially one with handles and one I can put in my handbag. Yes, yes, they would do nicely!
If the Tallulah sounds like the perfect storage option for you, click the link below and head on over to Luxury Vibrators. If you don’t be loving the smoky grey of the charcoal, you can always plump for black or fuchsia.