Talk to any sex toy lover and there’s a good chance they’ll agree that bullet vibes are a staple in almost every toy box. For some they act as an arouser, a way to get the party started regardless of what you keep in your pants. For others they’re little teasing treats that come out to enhance partner play. And for many folks they’re the main event. For me, depending on the bullet in question, they can be all three.
In the Scandal household, this super cute So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator fits in two of those categories. It was never gonna be a show stopper for us, cos not many small vibes are, but it does everything else perfectly well.
Measuring up at 3.5” in length with a girth of 3”, the So Divine Je T’aime is pretty standard in terms of size. The bullet itself is made from black soft touch ABS plastic, with a base and battery cap of the silver coating variety. The black is lovely, smooth and body safe, but that silver stuff really lets it down.
Vibrators get wet and over time that coating will start to peel. It isn’t that it’s poorly made, it’s just the nature of the thing. All coated vibes I’ve had for more than a year or two have experienced this parting of ways. Plus side, toys with this kind of coating are usually inexpensive so are easily replaced if they’re something you can’t live without.
What makes this bullet stand out from others is the silicone sleeve that comes with it. So Divine offer it in a couple of different options and I’m so happy that the Je T’aime is the one they chose to send me. The sleeve is bright pink silicone, and while I think pink is a tired colour for sex toys, the design of this one couldn’t have been any other colour. It just wouldn’t have looked as good.
There are so many textures to be had with this thing. You’ll find nubs dotted all around the tip and between waved ridges that run half way down the shaft. Ringing the bottom of the sleeve is a pair of multi-layered hearts and well defined ‘V’ shapes. So pretty, and so soft to the touch. Lovely!
Better still, that sleeve is removeable. This gives you so many options. Firstly, you get two different sensations from the bare plastic and the silicone, but if you have other bullets that you prefer you can slip off the sleeve and pop it on something else. Another thing this is great for is if you have bullets that are a bit too powerful for you. Silicone dulls vibes so adding a sleeve might be all you need to make that bullet perfect for you.
The vibes you get from the So Divine Je T’aime are unlikely to be too much for you, though. It gives you three speeds and seven patterns, and the power behind them comes from a single AA battery. Buzzy is the best word to describe these vibes. Buzzy and pretty weak, and a wee bit loud if you don’t keep your vibe beneath the covers. But I expected all that because of the one battery thing so I wasn’t at all disappointed. See, we’ve been at this long enough to have learned where this type of vibrator fits in with our play.
They work so well for teasing during light bondage sessions. My nipples love them at the start of play, as does my neck and shoulders, the backs of my knees and those tickly bits where my butt cheeks meet my thighs. For me, the nubs and hearts on the sleeve give their own sensations with or without the vibes.
If you’re into shallow penetration you might well love this vibe. The textured sleeve feels great when twisted around those sensitive inner inches. A flick of the wrist while thrusting gives you a better chance of not losing the sensation, too.
As you probably know if you read my other reviews, the Fella prefers his vibes on the lower end of the scale. That means that the So Divine Je T’aime works perfectly to tantalise him, whether it be tickling his nips at the start of play, buzzing his balls during a blowjob or stroking it over his anal opening as he comes. Anal penetration is a no-go, though. Bullets aren’t safe for that kinda play.
When all is over and you’ve used and abused your bullet as you will, you can clean it easily by washing in soapy water or spraying with toy cleaner. The silicone mercifully doesn’t suck up all the dust in the room, but if you want to keep it looking pretty you’ll need to arrange a storage bag. The packaging is nice but throwaway and there isn’t a bag included. The battery isn’t included either, just so you know.
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