I’ve been taking stock, recently, thinking about how my tastes have changed over the space of a couple of years. Some things that have leapt out at me are; I’ve gone right off gingerbread lattes, I now like sun dried tomatoes in Bolognese, and I love kitsch and cute sex toys. I didn’t used to. They used to annoy me because I didn’t like to fuck things that reminded me of kids’ toys. But I got over myself and now they catch my eye time and time again.
One toy that couldn’t be cuter if it tried is the Cute Bug Dual Cock N Balls Ring from Sh! Womenstore.
Double rings for a body with a bulky ‘head’ to house the green and orange vibe, I can totally see why lovers of all things cute might want this little sweetie in their toy box. It’s basic, but decent quality. Made from stretchy silicone and ABS plastic, the Cute Bug is completely body safe.
The small ring has an internal diameter of around one inch and stretches to between three and four inches. This one is to be slipped over the penis. The larger ring is for harnessing the old ballsack, and that stretches from 1.75 inches in diameter to a whopping five inches.
Tiny and torpedo shaped, the single speed bullet is powered by two cell batteries and is approximately 2.25 inches in length, with a circumference of just under 2.75 inches. It slots into the Cute Bug’s head and is operated by a single push button. That head has tiny little antennae poking from the top to tickle and tantalise.
Now, if you’re a regular Scandarella reader you’ll likely know that I have a ‘type’ when it comes to vibrations. I like em aggressive and I like em rumbly. You might also have noticed that I haven’t reviewed a single cock ring on the site. That’s because the only ones we ever use are plain silicone rings, intended to strengthen and maintain the Fella’s erections. For us, vibrating cock rings are usually crap.
I’ll tell you now to not expect any surprises here. The Cute Bug doesn’t work for me at all. My labia get right in the way of the bullet, making it float about an inch above my clit. That reminds me of slapstick comedy where some tit repeatedly tries to walk through a doorway carrying a plank of wood sideways. I end up laughing and ruining the moment every time.
Using the bullet on its own doesn’t do much for me either. The vibes do feel nice on my nipples and when stroked over different body parts, but my genitals get absolutely nothing from it. It’s too buzzy and high pitched, though truth be told it isn’t the weakest bullet I’ve ever come across.
The Fella, on the other hand, thinks it’s great. He tells me it’s comfy, easy to get situated and feels nice and tight where it matters. We usually put it on upside down so that the bullet is between his cock and balls and use it as an oral sex enhancer. The vibes are just the kind he likes. If I use a little lube before slotting the bullet into the ring, I can easily push it out to use it against my cheek, or somewhere else on his body, and it goes back in easily enough, too.
To be honest, I’m not sure who this cock ring would work best for. Solo play for the bepenised can be enhanced by it, and clits that require gentle stimulation might well like it, too. As a couples cock ring, larger labia will probably end up preventing clitoral contact unless there’s mega hard grinding, which then becomes uncomfortable. Smaller labia would fare better.
But the Cute Bug is sweet, waterproof and inexpensive, so if you’d like to give it a shot you can pick one up here.
The Cute Bug Dual Cock N Balls Ring was sent to me by Sh! Womenstore in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.
