Discovering something new is always a wonderful thing. New music, a new brand of cosmetics, or a new flavour of ice cream… it’s all good, but even better than finding something new, is finding that you really really like whatever it is.
When Blush Novelties contacted me and asked if I would like to review some of their products, I was mucho excited! I’d heard of them, of course, but I’d never tried any of their products before, though I have tried and failed to source a UK retailer of their Naughtier Candy Hearts butt plug.
When the parcel arrived, I was all over the Real Nude Suko like a rash before the delivery guy was even back in his van! My dildo collection is quite healthy, but I have to say I don’t have anything else that feels quite like this one.
I’ll get the only con out of the way now: dust. The silicone on this dildo attracts dust like Channing Tatum attracts sexually responsive human beings. I shit you not, the toy I had it standing beside in the cupboard was spotless down one side when I picked the Suko up cos it had stolen all of its fluff! But Blush have had the foresight to slip a storage bag into the package, and it’s lint free and antibacterial too, so worry not, oh dusty dong haters!
Suko is 8 inches in total length, with an insertable length of 7 inches and a circumference of 5.5 inches at the widest point, making it one hell of a satisfying stocking stuffer! It’s a dual density toy, meaning that it has a firm core, wrapped in an outer layer of softer, squishy indigo blue silicone. Yeah, dual density: also known as the stuff dreams are made of.
The aforementioned firm core doesn’t mean that the Real Nude Suko isn’t accommodating when it comes to fit, though. It really is surprising just how flexible it is, given how firm it is. I can bend it clean in half, and when I let go it just bounces back to attention like it’s on a spring. The soft outer layer is thicker in the front of the dildo, and it flares in two soft ridges, giving a little extra thickness to the lower half of the shaft.
At the base, there’s a suction cup, and it’s the strongest suction cup on earth. I’m not kidding, I stuck it to the edge of the bath and rode the ever loving shit out of it, and it didn’t budge. The side panel on the bath popped off and ended up in front of the toilet, but the Suko stayed exactly where I’d put it.
One of my favourite things about the Suko is wrapping my hand around the shaft and squeezing. Real Nude is a great name for the products in this range, because it feels so much like squeezing a real cock that I half expect it to pulse in time to my squeezes like the Fella’s cock does.
And, oh my God, the head!
Seriously, the glans of this dildo is my new favourite thing! It’s the squishiest thing I’ve come across in ages, and I’ve just reviewed a really good squisher in the past couple of days!
Now, those who know me well will know that one of the Fella’s favourite teases is to watch me give a dildo head. Most of the dildos I have are too firm for deep throating, so he doesn’t get much of a show from those, and when I thought I’d come across the perfect toy for us both, I had an allergic reaction to it and ended up looking like I’d been attacked by killer bees. But the Real Nude Suko is pretty much perfect for deep throating. The Fella absolutely loves watching me blow it, and it’s become my practice toy when he’s not around. The only downside where this is concerned, is the fact that it’s blue and smooth. We’d both love to have a realistic dildo from the Real Nude range, to make the tease (and practice) more authentic.
So, how does the Suko fare during its intended use?
Pretty damned well, actually! Vaginally, it’s been used by me alone, by him using it on me either by hand or in our harness, and I loved every second of it all. The bumps on the shaft are very soft, but they do offer a delightful stretch and shrink that I can really feel when the Fella takes it easy. The head is the softest thing ever, but it’s bulbous and gorgeous, and when it hits my G-Spot it’s still firm enough to stimulate it without making it a targeted G-Spotting session, so if I don’t want to be squirting all over the place I don’t have to.
Anally, it’s a similar sensation, but I find I need copious amounts of lube, even more than I do with other toys. There’s something about Suko that’s beyond the usual drag of silicone. It feels a little tacky to me, even after washing and drying, so anal penetration can become quite uncomfortable if the lube dries up while the Fella is at the hammering away stage.
Of all the dildos we have, the Real Nude Suko comes the closest to real penis in vagina sex I’ve felt to date, so well done Blush Novelties! I can imagine that a realistic one with veins and coronal detailing would feel mind-blowingly real once it reached body temperature. Maybe one day I’ll find out. If you’d like to try the Suko yourself, you can pick one up from Betty’s Toy Box.