B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control

Fact of the day: my strongest orgasms come from anal stimulation. I’ve said many times in the past that, if I had to give up an orifice for penetration, my vagina would be a sad, lonely place. That’s saying a lot, given that my g-spot is in my vagina. But I don’t have to give up a damned thing, I can have it all whenever I want it, and my current favourite thing is vaginal penetration while wearing these fab B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control.

Do you like sex toy packaging as much as I do? Yes? Well, you’re in for a treat, cos the B-Vibe Triplet has a shit ton of it. Inside of a very manly sleeve is a cute, aqua blue, solid storage box, and inside of that there’s a hard-plastic storage case. It’s black, super glossy and wipe clean with a net for separating your beads from the charger and remote. Y’all know I love my toy packaging to be a bit fancy, so this is right up my alley!

Inside the hard case you’ll find your anal beads, remote, usb charger and a couple of booklets; one user guide and one handy guide to anal play.

I gave the heavens the biggest eye-roll ever when I spotted the charger. Yup, you guessed it, it’s magnetic. If you put it somewhere you’re not gonna knock it it’s not too bad, but it isn’t the strongest connection ever.

Now, the B-Vibe Triplet Beads themselves are lovely. They’re made from the smoothest black silicone and feel silky and seamless to the touch. I was initially worried that they might be a bit on the small side, but they’re actually a really nice size. If you’re accustomed to fingers and plugs already, these won’t be too much of a stretch.

They measure up at 5.5 inches from base to tip, with an insertable length of 4.75 inches. Three booty popping beads make up the shaft, from the tapered, easily insertable lead bead with a 2.5 inch circumference, through the 3 inch middle bead, to the 3.5 inch circumference ooh maker.

There’s a centimetre gap between each bead, so the stretch of one doesn’t blend into the other. The anal opening can be felt widening and closing around each one, making for some toe curling sensations before you even switch on the vibes.

You have two choices here: using the beads on their own, or with the remote. Either way, start by holding the single button down until the LED light flashes. You just turned off the travel lock. Next, press that button quickly, just the once, and when the light starts to blink steadily, your beads will be on standby. To use the beads only, you just need to start pressing that button until you find something you like. With fifteen modes to choose from, there’s a good chance there’ll be something for you.

There are cons to using the B-Vibe Triplet manually. Firstly, and most obvious, is the changing of the modes. Lube is slippery, and not many people can see their own butt holes. It’s hard to get a grip on the base and press that button with wet fingers, so it’s best to have a friendly helper.

Thing is, if you have a friendly helper, it’d be more fun to give them the remote. It’s a battery operated one so you might have to go manual if you don’t have a change, but if you can use it I would say do so.

When the beads are on standby, just tap the ON button in the centre of the remote and away you go. You can scroll through those same fifteen modes you get on manual, but as an added bonus you get to choose from six intensities. When it’s on low it’s silent, and when it’s on high it’s still quite quiet unless you’re sitting on something hard. That’s fab if you want to give your partner the controls and indulge in some discreet play.

The box says you get a connection anywhere up to 30 feet and I really didn’t believe it. I have more booty than is my lot so RC toys usually lose connection once the Fella gets a foot away from me. Well, this one is spot on. We can sit 30 feet away from each other in a direct line in our house and we had full connectivity. That impressed and delighted us both.

So, after applying plenty of water-based (not silicone!) lube I got down to playing. The Fella has been out of commission for a bit so I played alone. Getting the beads inserted is easy because of that tapered first bulb, and once they’re all in it sits comfortably with no nipping or digging in. That last bead feels so good passing through that I have to take it out and put it back in a few times before I let it settle.

Once it’s comfy, getting the vibes going and just enjoying that for a while feels great. They’re decently powerful vibes, and although they don’t feel particularly rumbly in the hand, they have a nice deep rattle inside the body.  Adding softer, chunky dildos to my play heightens the sensations as I feel fuller both vaginally and anally, and the beads instantly feel bigger. It all feels natural until the vibes hit their highest speed and by then I’m already at the finish line. If I’m after a more intense session I add a textured glass dildo to the mix. The sensation of the bumps and beads moving against each other inside me is super powerful, and everywhere from my openings to the deepest parts of me get some attention.

My orgasms are always explosive when I add the B-Vibe Triplet to my play, and the Fella loves them too. We always make sure we give them a thorough cleaning before sharing. That’s not all that easy given that they’re just splashproof as I can’t submerge them, but that’s where antibacterial toy cleaners come in.

The Fella loves it when I turn the power up to full and thrust the smaller bulbs for a while, not inserting the last bead until he’s on the verge of coming. Shoving that home at the right moment is enough to trigger his orgasm, and grinding it against his prostate makes it last longer than usual.

We both love it, though I’m already looking for a bigger version to properly fill my greedy butt. He’s happy with this size and he tells me he couldn’t recommend it enough. That’s high praise indeed coming from him, so two thumbs up for the B-Vibe Triplet!

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The B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads were sent to me by Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

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