Scandarella’s 2017 Christmas Giveaway

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year”

Ah, I love Christmas. While I’m bashing away at my keyboard, putting together this post, I’m listening to the song the above verse came from. I’m surrounded by fairy lights, baubles, and my super duper Yankee Candle advent calendar (and my other proper grown-up one, too, a review for which you can check out here), and I’m sipping on marshmallowy Oreo hot chocolate and going cross-eyed every few seconds cos I have glitter on my nose.

But enough about me. This post is all about you, lovely readers. It’s about giving something back, saying thank you for all of your visits, emails, messages on social media, and lovely comments. Scandarella is going from strength to strength, and that’s all because so many of you keep coming back to read my stories and reviews. I wish I could give each and every one of you a cute thank you pressie, but I can’t cos I’m made of skin, bone, coffee, and temper tantrums and not money. But what I can do (with the help of some fabulously generous companies and a wee bit of affiliate commission) is offer five lucky peeps the chance to win one of the following awesome prizes. Check ’em out!


From two absolute diamonds – Bonnie and Stacie at Luxury Vibrators in Canada – I have a LELO SONA up for grabs. Like the Womanizer and Satisfyer, the SONA is a clitoral stimulator that mimics suction. But, rather than using just air pulses it uses sonic waves, penetrating deep into the tissues of the vulva and stimulating the parts of the clitoris that are invisible to us. In the quickie testing session I had with my SONA I was super impressed, so I’m sure whoever wins this one will be delighted. To enter, click on the link below to be whisked away to the giveaway widget.

———-This giveaway will have 1 winner and is open to Canada & the USA only———-


Forbidden Pleasures is a UK based store that carries so much stuff I’m like a kid in a candy shop every time I go for a browse. Kept running smoothly by a super friendly chap called Steve, there’s something for everyone whether you’re looking for vibes, Fleshlights, latex clothing, or bondage gear. For this giveaway, they’re offering one lucky winner a British made DOXY Wand Original in the colour of their choice (from black, white, pink & purple). I love my DOXY almost as much as I love the Fella (I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a fucking close call, lol) so I’m super chuffed to be giving one away. To enter, click on the link below to be whisked away to the giveaway widget.

——————–This giveaway will have 1 winner and is open worldwide——————–


As an erotica writer, I was intrigued by the very thought of Vibease‘s products. Vibrators that interact with audio porn, increasing when the going gets rough and decreasing when things cool down? Yes, please! Despite the fact that they need the app to work to their full potential (I bloody hate apps) I really wanted to give them a go. I was sent four products – two Vibease Clitoral Vibrators and two Esthesia Rabbits -, one of each for me to review and one of each to give away. Sadly, I’ve been having major issues with the app not working with my phone (it’s older than God and I really need a new one, lol) so no reviews are forthcoming just yet, but they’re in the pipelines for January. I do know that the vibes are fab, though, and some of that audio erotica? It’ll make you sweat for sure! To enter, click on the link below to be whisked away to the giveaway widget.

——————–This giveaway will have 2 winners and is open to the UK only——————–


This prize is a lovely one, folks. Each item in the stocking is either made right here in the UK or designed by a British company. So many products that I love are made by colossal companies in faraway lands, so the ones that are made or designed right here on my doorstep by small companies are close to my heart. So, what’s in the stocking?

Dynamic duo Adam and Monika – owners of hand-poured, high-quality silicone dildo company, GODEMICHE – have slipped a gorgeous prize into the BOB stocking. A stunning Ambit Dildo from the Effulgence Collection! Super sparkly and as red as Santa’s suit, the Ambit will brighten up the winner’s winter for sure!

Lovers of way play rejoice! The lovely Kitten of Kandles by Kitten fame (an Etsy shop right here in the UK that specialises in gloriously coloured wax sets) has added the stunning Vamp candle trio to the prize. You may remember I reviewed this set not too long ago, and my opinion of it glowed as brightly as a candle’s flame. This set consists of black, red, and purple candles and is in Kitten’s original blend of wax, which burns cooler than the new blend. I couldn’t be sure whether the winner would like it hot or scorching, so we played it safe.

Keeping it kinky, the lovely Pixie and Andrew at Kink Craft (I LOVE Kink Craft!) have served up a cute pink paracord DIY cuff kit for the BOB stocking. These kits are super fun to craft, and the step-by-step videos – featuring Pixie herself – are always easy to follow. Just half an hour and you’ll have your very own hand-made bondage item. How cool, though?!

In a recent review package, Rocks Off sent two lovely pieces to help me stuff this Christmas stocking. A fully festive (and only recently launched) Joycicles Vibrator (in purple) and a Petite Sensations Bubbles anal vibrator. Both toys are super fun and fab for every body!

To make sure this prize has very nearly a bit of everything (could I fuck find a UK made stroker – do better, homeland!) I bought a couple of things myself. First, a Ruby Glow Ride-On Clitoral Vibrator. Designed by the super talented Tabitha Rayne – erotic artist and smut slinger extraordinaire – who hails from bonny Scotland, the Ruby Glow is designed to be placed on a flat surface and sat on while reading or watching something filthy dirty. I confess that I didn’t get on with this toy at first, but more than two years down the line I’ve developed a new appreciation for it. Some of my most loved sexy scenes have been written while I was sitting astride this toy. Just so you know.

To give the lucky winner something to do while they sit on their Ruby Glow, I’ve picked up a copy of Sexy Just Got Kinky, a collection of erotic shorts penned by the Brit Babes; eight uber talented writers from the UK. Featuring pieces by Tabitha Rayne, Victoria Blisse, Lucy Felthouse, Lily Harlem, K D Grace, Kay Jaybee, Marissa Farrar, and Lexie Bay, this little gem is packed with stories of kink to make you think.  To enter, click on the link below to be whisked away to the giveaway widget.

——————–This giveaway will have 1 winner and is open to the UK only——————–

Please read these terms & conditions carefully!

  • All entrants must be over 18
  • Prizes have different methods of shipping, and some are available to one country only. Please check you’re eligible to enter before doing so.
  • Please ensure that sex toys are legal in your country/state before entering.
  • Neither Scandarella nor the company providing the prize will be liable for customs fees, losses, or redeliveries should they occur.
  • Winner will be drawn at random and emailed, they will then have 24 hours to respond. If they fail to respond in that time, another winner will be selected.
  • All prizes are brand new and offered in good faith. No liability will be accepted for any mischief you might do yourself during use.
  • You may enter as many of the giveaways as you like but can only win one.
  • Prize is non-transferable
  • There is no cash alternative

 Merry Christmas


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