Rocks Off Ohh! Moji RO-90 Bullet Vibrator

Something that’s consistently weird to me is the fact that the Fella has favourite sex toy brands. Before I started blogging his interest in them only went so far as how they worked for me. He had a box of a few bits that he liked to share with me, but none of it was really his. Not even the strokers, they were for my hands and eyes rather than his pleasure. But now there are a few brands that he takes a keen interest in, and one of them is Rocks Off. So we have an agreement. He chooses the product and I choose the style. And that’s why a guy who doesn’t really get the point of emojis has the Rocks Off Ohh! Moji RO-90 Bullet Vibrator in his collection.

Just like most of Rocks Off’s other bullets, the Ohh! Moji is made of solid, super shiny ABS plastic. The number in its name denotes the length of the bullet, in this case, 90mm. A shade over 3.5”. At just 2.25” in girth, it’s pretty much the size of an index finger. Continue reading “Rocks Off Ohh! Moji RO-90 Bullet Vibrator” →

Loving Joy Dua Interchangeable Vibrator

About a month and a bit before Scandarella became a thing, I got an email from the mighty Cara Sutra. Her Christmas break was upon her and she had a product that needed reviewing. Not wanting to break her own ‘no reviews’ rule, she asked me if I could do it for the Pleasure Panel. Of course I said yes, because it was Cara, and it was an awesome sounding product. And I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it since. Well, not until I got an email from Sex Toys UK asking me if I wanted to review the latest addition to their ace Loving Joy line. Louise (who is my STUK contact and one of the loveliest people ever) was super excited about it, and that in turn got me super excited. So, when the Loving Joy Dua was finally in my hands I couldn’t wait to start getting acquainted.

So, what is the Dua?

Basically, it’s a box full of options. An interchangeable vibrator with two gorgeous attachments. One of them is a midi-wand style attachment and the other is a rabbit. That right there is brilliant, in my opinion. I mean, could two toys be any more different than a wand and a rabbit? Not just in shape, but in size, surface contact, and stimulation type. Continue reading “Loving Joy Dua Interchangeable Vibrator” →

Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Vibrator

Happy Earth Day, folks! I really should have brought you this review before now, but I couldn’t resist hanging on until Earth Day. Why? Because the Blush Novelties Gaia Eco – named after the primordial Greek ‘Mother Earth’ goddess – is (as far as I know) the world’s first biodegradable vibrator.

It’s made of BioFeel – which according to the packaging is “a starch-based bioplastic, a polymer compound material mixed with corn starch.” I’ve had cups made of this stuff before, and pet bowls and one dinner tray. But the Gaia is the first sex toy I’ve ever seen made from this material. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Gaia Eco Vibrator” →

Hot Octopuss ATOM

If there’s one sex toy that’s seriously underused at Scandarella House it would be the vibrating cock ring. Call me selfish, but I rarely get anything from them, so I think, what’s the point? Not cool, really, given that the Fella really likes them. But when one of his favourite brands releases one there’s no way would I get away with not giving it a go. That’s why I’m sat here writing about the Hot Octopuss ATOM.

Like I said, the Fella loves his Hot Octopuss stuff. I didn’t get along with my Queen Bee as much as I wanted to, though. The troubles I had with that toy run along a similar vein to those I have with vibrating cock rings. Continue reading “Hot Octopuss ATOM” →

Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation

Hmmm, the Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation. I’ve had this thing sat in my review cupboard for ages. When it was first launched I was full of enthusiasm about it. But after reviewing a load of Satisfyer models and finding that I prefer Womanizer, I’m ashamed to admit that my interest in Satisfyer fell by the wayside.

But…

I found myself in need of some air pulse orgasms and the only thing I had to hand that didn’t have a flat as fuck battery was the PRO 2 Next Gen. Out it came, and then I came. Over. And over. And then once more just because. I realised then that I’d sold this thing short. I’d been mean. I’d put off using it (and therefore this review) in favour of using other suction toys. It didn’t deserve that from me, and neither did Peepshow Toys, who sent me the thing to review in the first place. Peepshow, I apologise. Continue reading “Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation” →

Womanizer InsideOut

It’s favourite brand time! I always get ridiculously excited when Womanizer releases a new model. Like, hold my breath so I don’t squeal like a poked pig kinda excited. But with the Womanizer InsideOut, my excitement was…I dunno, muted, I guess. Reason being, before I had a chance to try Womanizer’s first dual stim offering, I reviewed the Satisfyer’s. My experience with the PRO G-Spot Rabbit in terms of fit was less than wonderful and because of it, I approached the InsideOut from a place of prepared to be disappointed caution.

All of Womanizer’s products come tastefully packaged, but I was a bit blown away by the presentation of the InsideOut. The sleek black outer case has the subtlest of branding in the form of an easy to tear off and toss sleeve. Once that’s gone you’re left with a leather look box that’s held closed with magnetic snaps. Continue reading “Womanizer InsideOut” →

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

Even though reviewing sex toys has been a huge part of my life for some time now, I still get shaky with excitement when something new comes my way. Especially if that something new is a new concept, or if it builds on something I already know I love. That’s how it was with the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit.

Many folks are happy with the orgasms their air pulse technology toys alone offer, but I’m always wanting more. One of my favourite ways to use my Satisfyers and Womanizers is to combine them with insertable toys. I’ve long used dildos with them – both vaginally and anally – but have recently changed to using vibrators for maximum stimulation. The orgasms I get from combos can be knock-me-out powerful, but there’s always one thing I dislike about doubling up; the effort. Continue reading “Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit” →

So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator

Rabbit vibrators. Some people love them, some people hate them. I’m one of those people who loves the idea of them but often finds that they lack…something. It could be the most powerful rabbit on earth, but the external arm is too short. It could fit me like a glove, but the vibes are subpar, or the shaft is too intense for me to feel anything going on around my clit. But I keep trying cos I know that the perfect rabbit is out there just waiting for me to find it. One of the most recent ones to land at Scandarella House for testing is the So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator.

I like So Divine. Their products are so simple, but I’ve not had one that I didn’t really enjoy using. Butt plugs with interchangeable gems, vibes with removeable sleeves, a double-ended wand…they have something to stimulate most areas of the body. Continue reading “So Divine Let’s Go Crazy Rabbit Vibrator” →

Zumio Clitoral Stimulator

Whenever I spot a sex toy and think, what the fuck is this then, it’s usually not a positive thing. Nine times out of ten, it’s cos I’ve stumbled across something questionable, like a stroker with teeth or a PVC dildo with a wiry scrag of synthetic pubic fuzz creeping up its shaft. But when that thought occurred to me on first seeing the Zumio there was nothing negative about it. Quite the opposite, in fact.

I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it for one specific reason; it promised to deliver intense clitoral stimulation with killer precision. Over the last few years I’ve learned to appreciate what all kinds of stim can do for me, but I find myself going back to pinpoint time and time again. Continue reading “Zumio Clitoral Stimulator” →

Swan Wand Rechargeable Massager

I’m about to share one of the most exciting things that has happened to me in my entire sex toy reviewing career. When Crimson Princess became a sponsor of Scandarella they gave me permission to choose any product I liked from their store for review. Well! They carry so many amazing things it could have been a case of a kid in a candy shop, but luckily for me, I’ve long kept extensive lists of toys that have caught my eye. And this seemed like the perfect opportunity to get my hands on something I’ve wanted for ages. The rather incredible Swan Wand.

When someone says the word ‘wand’ my mind immediately conjures up an image of the Doxy. Or Harry Potter, depending on the conversation. See, when I think of the classic wand shape I think of long handles, usually wired, and narrow necks that make using their large domed heads internally not just impractical but also inadvisable. But more and more often I’m seeing what I would class as a vibrator badged up as a wand. That seems to be the case with the Swan Wand…if you’re a fan of uber girthy vibrators, that is. Continue reading “Swan Wand Rechargeable Massager” →