So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand

When I received an email from So Divine asking if I’d like to review a bunch of their products, I genuinely clapped my hands with glee. Why? Because I’d already spotted the So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand and, oh, how I wanted it!

It was the first thing I got my hands on when the package arrived (and there was a lot of stuff in that parcel so keep an eye out for more So Divine reviews!). I probably don’t need to remind you that I’m a packaging junkie, but I will. Pretty, simple, and tasteful, it’s a delight to open a parcel with a So Divine product in it. Continue reading “So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand”

Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator

What’s better than a big fat Fun Factory dildo that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever? A big fat Fun Factory vibrator that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever – with a kick. Yep, the Fun Factory Boss Stub has a sassy sibling in the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator, and it’s fucking spectacular.

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Fun Toys Bioskin Gjack

I am a girl who loves cock. I love the way they look, and the way they feel in my hand and in my mouth, and everywhere else on my body I can put them. Even the taste of them gets my juices flowing. Well, until they start to come, that is. I could take them or leave them, then. The thing is, I’m married and monogamous, so even though there’s billions of cocks on Earth, I only ever get to play with one. The same one, day after day, year after year.

That makes my hunt for the perfect real feel sex toy all the more urgent. I see loads of ‘realest of the real’ and ‘even realer than the real thing’ claims flying all over the place, and of course they’re utter bollocks. Nothing could feel realer than the ‘real thing’, because if it did it wouldn’t feel like the real thing at all. Okay, I’ve said real too many times now, I’ve broken it. Moving on…

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One such realistic feeling sex toy is the Bioskin Gjack from Fun Toys. Yes, just like the rest of the world, I’m acutely aware that it looks like a Barbie pink version of the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss. The reason I chose to review the Gjack is because of the following sentence, taken directly from Fun Toys’ website: Continue reading “Fun Toys Bioskin Gjack”

SWT Demetra Olive Wood Vibrator

If someone came up to me and said, Ella, you can only have dildos or vibrators from now on, and you must pick your preference right now, I’d call them cruel first, then I’d smirk and pick vibrating dildos. Ha! Why have one when you can technically still have both?

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SWT stands for Sex Wooden Toys. They’re an Italian company who have some gorgeous stuff on offer. Nine dildos, nine vibrators, and six butt plugs in a range of different woods and colour finishes, to be precise.

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Blush Novelties Nude Impressions 04

Nothing excites me more than the sound of a delivery driver knocking at my door, because I know that there’s a 95% chance that they’ll be bringing me something wonderful that I can have sex with. Other times it’s a bunch of metal CD’s the Fella’s bought online, or the new capacitor he needs to fix our tumble dryer. But one of my happy deliveries in September contained the Nude Impressions 04 from Blush Novelties, and I wasted no time in getting to grips with it.

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The Nude Impressions 04 isn’t my first vibrator from this line. I received the 03 for review recently, and loved it, so if you want to check that out, you can do so here.

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HUM Artificially Intelligent Vibrator

Hey Joe, what do ya know?”  “Hey Jane, how’s the game?”

Those two sentences come to mind every time I lay my hands on this particular product, and for very good reason. Yes, my friends, the world’s first artificially intelligent (A.I) sex toy has hit the mainstream market.

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What’s that over there, Jane?
Oh Joe, don’t you know? It’s our predecessor, the HUM!

No, unfortunately it isn’t in the shape of a plastic fantastic Jude Law or Ashley Scott, a ’la Gigolo Joe and Gigolo Jane, but rather in the shape of an equally gorgeous looking vibrator.

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Blush Novelties Nude Impressions 03

“Fucking hell, that’s big enough, isn’t it?!” Those were the now immortal words ejaculated by the Fella when he saw the Nude Impressions 03 Vibrator sitting in its plastic box on my bedside table.

My reply? “It’s not too bad, though we do have bigger.”

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OVO E2 Rechargeable Vibrator

After a short chat with a lovely person from OVO Lifestyle Toys, I received an email telling me I had some products on the way for review. Now I’ve never used an OVO product before, so I guess you can imagine how thrilled I was at the idea of getting to try three of them!

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When my parcel came, I had a look over the boxes, and my eyebrows lifted when I spotted the E2 Rechargeable Vibrator. On the face of it, it’s just a standard sized, classic shaped vibrator, but if you look a little closer, it has a feature I’ve never come across on a sex toy before. But more about that later.

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Mystim Tickling Truman Black Edition

Many things in this world captivate me, and many things turn me on, but nothing has given me the clit twitch quite like Mystim’s range of E-Stim vibrators.

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I was recently lucky enough to be given the opportunity to choose between the three products in Mystim’s new Black Edition range, and while I did like the idea of the smooth ride offered by the straight shafted Electric Eric, and the bumpy one the rippled Sizzling Simon would be sure to give me, I finally opted for the semi-realistic Tickling Truman, seduced by the pronounced coronal ridge that called to my G-Spot through the computer screen. Continue reading “Mystim Tickling Truman Black Edition”