Up until recently, my only experience with the Screaming O brand was a triple pack of crappy cock rings. And the only products I’d ever spotted bearing their name had all been jelly and awful. But recently, I discovered that they make quite a bit of stuff in silicone. They’re budget-friendly, body safe, and some pieces are rather nice looking. One such product is this, the Screaming O Toone Dual Motor Vibe.
The Toone is a cute pink mini vibe with a little round body and two stubby ears. My first impression when I got my paws on it was how comfy it is in the hand. The body is basically a ball with a 6” circumference. The flattened base (where the pin charger port is located) sits flush against my palm and my fingers curl around the ball, leaving the prongs free to do their thing. It’s just the right size so I get no cramping, which can happen when holding something smaller. Nor do I lose my grip when my hands get wet cos my fingers clamp around it and hold it still. Continue reading “Screaming O Toone Dual Motor Vibe Review”
I feel like I need to give my trials and tribulations with rabbit vibrators a name. Something like, the Bunny Chronicles or the Rabbit Saga. My quest for the perfect rabbit is ongoing and has been for some time. I’ve had almost perfect ones and absolutely trash ones, and everything in between. But I’m yet to find the holy grail of dual stimulators. Or am I? Read on to find out if the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator is the one…
This thrusting number is part of Lovehoney’s recently revamped and relaunched, happier than they ever were, third generation of Happy Rabbits. I’ve tried one offering from the second series – the Happy Rabbit II G-Spot vibe – and it’s so close. So very close to being perfect, but still just short of the mark. Continue reading “Lovehoney Happy Rabbit Thrusting Vibrator Review”
While you still can’t go two clicks of your mouse without bumping into a pasty looking pocket pussy or a pube-stripping rubber lurve ring, the sex toy world is finally becoming an exciting place for penis owners. And it isn’t all just fancified in-and-out masturbators with a bullet bunged into one end as an afterthought that y’all are getting, either. If you want them, you can have powerful pulsations and deep-tissue reaching vibrations. Depending on how you’re playing, you can have them in the palm of your hand or nestled at the base of your cock. For the former, you need to check out this toy. And for the latter? You’re exactly where you need to be; reading about the Hot Octopuss ATOM PLUS.
Hot Octopuss are magicians where penis toys are concerned. Their attempt to lasso the clit market kinda bombed (imo), but their cock options are faultless. The ATOM PLUS is, in their words, the next-generation in cock rings. And do you know what? I concur. Continue reading “Hot Octopuss ATOM PLUS Review”
You may or may not recall me mentioning the bumper box of NU-Sensuelle treats that the fab people at Latex, Leather & Lace sent me a short while back. I’m really enjoying getting to know these products, there are all sorts to keep me entertained. I’ve already reviewed a mini vibe and a rabbit, and the latest one I want to talk about is the NU-Sensuelle Bunnii.
Basically, the Bunnii is a bullet with ears. Soft, flexible silicone ones that could be your clit’s new bestie if the direct contact of a bullet is uncomfortable for you. Cos, even though it’s coated in the same purple silicone as the ears, the Nu-Sensuelle Bunnii bullet is rigid. Yeah, silicone is known for dampening vibrations, but there isn’t enough of it to even take the edge off the hard power that shakes the Bunnii’s ABS plastic core. That can be far too harsh a stimulation for some, but the ears introduce much gentler vibes. Continue reading “NU-Sensuelle Bunni Bullet Vibrator”
I know that, sooner or later, the day will come when Womanizer – ah, my beloved Womanizer – will do something that will make me frown. What I don’t know is what form this sigh-inducing ‘upgrade’ will take. Will they make an attachment that’s so flat it won’t be able to find my clit? Or will they add *horrified gasp* patterns and destroy the awesome suction sensations their products never fail to deliver? When Lovehoney sent me the Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator for review, its fancy new features had me worried. Would this be the one to disappoint me?
On the face of it, the Womanizer Premium is cracking. Immediately noticeable through the window in the pretty new packaging is that this model is a streamlined take on the original shape. It’s sleeker and more pointed, kinda like the Pro40 except slightly curved with a more ergonomically shaped ‘handle’. Continue reading “Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator”
If you’re looking for a good quality, insanely affordable sex toy brand, look no further than Blush Novelties. Once hugely frowned upon in the sex blogging world, Blush has turned themselves around largely thanks to the efforts of one Ducky Doolittle. Everything Blush product that’s come my way over the last year or two has really impressed me, and this, the Blush Novelties Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe definitely hasn’t let the side down.
Bullet vibrators have got to be one of the most common types of sex toy, they’re available everywhere. Wee, skinny little things that can be cheap and quite literally cheerful, or subtle and expensive. Nine times out of ten cheap ones deliver weak, high pitched vibes and the pricier ones have more (sometimes a lot more) depth. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe”
It’s top five favourite brand time again! I’ve been loving all the goodies coming from Fun Factory this year. They just keep releasing awesome pieces, there seems to be no stopping them. The most recent one to arrive at Scandarella House is the latest in the line of next-generation pulsators: the Fun Factory Stronic Surf.
I’m a massive fan of the stronic lines. If you’ve not come across them before, let me tell you what they are. In a nutshell, they’re miniature fucking machines. Handheld, vibrator sized, magnetically powered thrusters that are so powerful they shake the bed. Even while they’re inside of you. Continue reading “Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator”
Remember a few weeks ago when I told y’all that I’d received a whopping big box of NU-Sensuelle goodies from Latex, Leather & Lace? Well, review number two is go! This pick out of the box is a tweaked take on an old classic. Read on to discover what I thought of the NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Vibrator.
Me and rabbit vibes. Honestly, we’re a match made in a land where things never match. I don’t know if I’m just a nit-picky arsehole, but I’ve always got something to complain about when it comes to dual stim bunnies. Fit is usually my chief whinge. They don’t reach my clit, or they do but the internal tip is ten tatty fields away from my g-spot. Or it’s too slender or too short. And those rare creatures that actually reach both of my main hotspots let me down in terms of vibes more often than not. Continue reading “NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Vibrator”
Once upon a time, I’d take an immediate dislike to any sex toy which, in my opinion, would look perfectly at home on a shelf in Toys R Us. Cute faces, kiddie brands, teddy bears… it was all one big nope. Fast forward to 2018 and here I am, writing a review of a vibrator with a cheesy smiling face printed on the business end. And you know what? I think the Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand is as cute as fuck.
This little stick of sunshine measures up at a pint-sized 5” all in. The ABS plastic peanut-shaped handle is made of white ABS plastic and bears the Lovehoney heart near the top. It’s super slim and almost weightless. At its widest point, it’s a mere 4” in circumference. I find it really comfortable to hold, though its tininess does make it harder for me to reach my vulva in some positions. Continue reading “Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand Vibrator”
The day has arrived, folks. Ann Summers has finally released their brand spanking new Moregasm Plus range upon the world. Fancy a bullet? A butt plug? A G-spot vibe, panty vibe, or wand? Whatever your toy of choice may be, there’s a Moregasm product for you. When I was given the chance to choose a piece for review I didn’t have to think twice about what I coveted most. The Ann Summers Moregasm Plus Rabbit Vibrator.
Fun fact: I’ve never tried a Moregasm product before. I know, shocking, isn’t it? But while I lack experience with this particular range, I’m well versed in using rabbit vibes. That’s why I had a dirty big grin on my face when I pulled this rabbit out of the hat. Box. Whatever. Continue reading “Ann Summers Moregasm Plus Rabbit”