I’ve been reviewing sex toys for so long now, I can often tell how a product will work for me before I use it. Sometimes I can see it, sometimes I know by how the toy feels in my hands. But every so often something comes along that throws me for a loop. When this happens, my experience means nothing. I have to take some time to learn how to make the thing work for me. One such toy is the You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine.
I was totally over the moon when Orion Versand sent me this cute little machine to review. I expected to get on with it straight away cos I’m not a stranger to sex machines. But this saddle style is much different from what I’m used to. Continue reading “You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine”
Have you ever wanted a sex toy purely because its decorative design makes you squeal like a tickled pig? I’ve experienced this many a time, and each and every time I’ve been nervous that maybe my eyes were bigger than the possibility of reaching orgasm with whatever toy has captured my attention. This was the case with the Tokidoki Unicorn Wand from Lovehoney. Because it’s cuter than kittens, I had it on a pedestal. But once I finally had it in my hands I was immediately worried that it would end up being a shelf sitter.
Just look at it, though. Isn’t it stunning? The Fella calls it my happy baton cos every time I look at it I ball my fists and grin like it’s Christmas morning. It’s bold, bright, and modelled on Stellina from the Tokidoki Unicorno line. Continue reading “Tokidoki Unicorn Wand”
Lovehoney has done it again, folks. Ahead of the release of the third Fifty Shades movie hitting theatres in February, they’ve unleashed the accompanying toy line on the world. And just in time for Christmas, too! So far, I’ve loved the products that have been inspired by the books, and I’ve been lucky enough to get to road test a super fancy piece from the new stuff; the rather lovely Fifty Shades Freed Wand, aka Awash with Sensation.
I was late to the Fifty Shades of Grey party. By the time I let my mother (who is a full on Christian Grey groupie) nag me into reading the first installment the third one was already a year or so old. It’s no secret that I quite liked the books at first. I mean, I read to escape the day to day drudge of a working-class life, and where better to go than into the glitzy world of a fucked up bazillionaire with a penchant for evil sex? Continue reading “Fifty Shades Freed Wand “Awash with Sensation””
In my recent review for the Bodywand WandPlus Rabbit 8 Vibrator I made a prediction. After not really getting on with the rabbit I said I was certain that, if I had a chance to try the Bodywand WandPlus GSpot 8 Vibrator, I could feel it in my bones that I’d love it.
Well, luck brought the G-Spot version to me and I’ve learned that I’m getting really good at understanding what my body wants. My prediction was right, and I’ll tell you why…after I’ve told you all about the vibe itself.
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Well now! If you’d told me six months ago that I’d get to review a mains powered insertable vibrator, I’d have laughed in your face. I’d never seen one before and, to be perfectly honest with you, the idea that company could be in the middle of making one never even occurred to me. But then three different styles appeared on Lovehoney’s tester list, and I was given the opportunity to review one (then another later on, the review for which you can check out here).
The Bodywand WandPlus Rabbit 8
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Whenever the word ‘DOXY’ is spoken, a ripple travels through the sex toy world, and though I’d never owned one of their products at the time of receiving it, that ripple even reached little old me when the Skittle was unveiled. I wanted it on sight, so I was stupidly excited when Lovehoney emailed me to tell me the DOXY Skittle was on its way to me in exchange for an honest review.
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Yassss! I so wanted to have my very own Doxy Wand review on Scandarella, but my review for the Original Wand was already online (you can read it here if you like), and because of the laws of search engines and other cosmic occurrences and universal issues, it wasn’t looking like I’d be able to have one. Then there was a competition, and I entered a picture, and Bob’s your uncle, Fanny’s your cat, I won, and I’m now the proud (and slightly smug) owner of a Doxy Die Cast. Continue reading “Doxy Die Cast”
Insertables, buzzables, ride-ons and hitty things. I’ve reviewed all sorts of sexy stuff over the last year and a half or so, but never anything quite like this, so I have no idea where to start. But the Kinklab Neon Wand is something I love, and I’m going to try to explain my way through it as best as I can. Continue reading “Kinklab Neon Wand”