When I saw this Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate E-Stimulator Kegel Exerciser up for review at SheVibe I was super excited, but not because I expected it to wow me. Nope, I’ll hold my hands up and admit that I picked it because I was certain that it would be crappy.
See, I really do love me some e-stim, but when it comes to zapping my vagina it’s like using shock paddles on a lump of wood. I’ve had myself hooked up to proper e-stim units with massive torpedo insertables whose entire surfaces were conductive, and I’ve felt nothing. One e-stim dildo did work for me, but that’s about it I think. So I really didn’t think that this little egg thingy with its two tiny conductive slivers – which has to share power with vibrations – could give me even the slightest of tingles. Continue reading “Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate E-Stimulator Review”
As I’ve probably said in the past, Desire is Lovehoney’s luxury brand. It’s very LELO-esque, which stands to reason given that someone from LELO had a hand in their design. There’s a bit of everything available, from clit vibes to cock rings to wands, all of them rechargeable. The most recent piece I got my paws on is the Lovehoney Desire Love Egg with Remote Control.
I will admit that in picking this piece for review, I was taking an intentional gamble. See, if there’s one other type of sex toy that I sometimes struggle to enjoy it’s the love egg. I’ve had successes, sure, but the majority I’ve tried have been rubbish. Reason being, I just can’t feel them inside of me, and if I can the sensation is so weak as to be pointless. I had high hopes for the Lovehoney Desire Love Egg, though. But was I just letting myself be blinded because it’s from a brand I like? Continue reading “Lovehoney Desire Love Egg Review”
Have you heard of a company called Sistalk? Neither had I until they contacted me last year and asked me if I’d like to review one of their love egg/kegel trainers. I admit, I almost said no, but in the end, I decided to go for it. In recent weeks I’ve seen loads of reviews popping up for them and not reading any of them has been a killer. But, as always, I wanted to come to my own conclusions, so here’s what I think of the Sistalk Monster Pub Master Godzilla.
Before I say anything about it I want to invite y’all to scream with me. How cute is this lil’ dude?
I don’t know if it was a blogger promotion or if it’s something Sistalk do with all orders of their stuff, but I was sent a plushie Master Godzilla with my love egg. If there’s ever gonna be a way of getting on my good side, sending me merch would be it! Continue reading “Sistalk Master Godzilla Love Egg”
When it comes to solo masturbation I have a new favourite thing. It’s a simple thing, really. Something I’ve done a handful of times in the past but for some reason, it’s recently become one of the most satisfying ways I play. Long story short, I’ve had some punch-packing orgasms from getting a vibrating love egg wedged all up in me and then inserting a dildo. It probably goes without saying that the success of this set-up is entirely dependent on the quality of the love egg. Some are fab, some not so much. One of the products I’ve tried this with recently is the Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball & Chain. Did it triumph or did it tank? Read on to find out.
When MEO said they were sending me the Ball & Chain for review I was kinda ridiculously happy. I’ve made no secret about the fact that, in general, Rocks Off vibes don’t do much for me these days (with exception of the Unihorn) so the fact that I couldn’t wait to give this offering a try was peculiar. Continue reading “Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball & Chain”
A month or two ago, I was given a chance to review a product that completely changed my opinion of a certain type of vibrator. Love eggs. They’ve never been that special to me, to be honest. They’re often too small, too weak, or – worst of the worst – both. But the We-Vibe Jive changed that for me. I really liked that thing, and I’m pleased to report that it isn’t the only love egg of its kind out there. A similar product is the Lovense Lush App Controlled Vibrator.
When my review package from the ever awesome MEO arrived, I was most eager to get at the Lush. I’ve not had any experience with Lovense products in the past, so I didn’t know what to expect. On the outside, the packaging is clean white, pink and purple. There’s a wealth of information on there about the product, which is something I actually like to see. I know a lot of people shop online for their toys, but there are those who prefer a bricks and mortar store. More info on packaging helps those folks make a decision. Continue reading “Lovense Lush App Controlled Vibrator”
Y’all may have noticed that Scandarella has been awash with We-Vibe reviews in recent months. From partner vibes like the Sync to products for solo players like the Wish, there’s been a lot to talk about. You see, We-Vibe are expanding their lines quite rapidly these days, with the introduction of cock rings, butt plugs, and love eggs. But the latest product I’m gonna focus on is something completely different again; the We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System.
Those of you who have been with me since the blog launched will probably have picked up on my love for kegel exercisers. I honestly think they’re essential bits of kit for anyone with a vagina. So much so, I even wrote a long-assed post about it for Luxury Vibrators. Kegel products really are great. I mean, all you have to do is pop ‘em in there, feel the jiggles, vibes or even just gravity, squeeze your muscles around them and, hey presto, within a few months you’ll be experiencing things you very well may never have experienced before. Continue reading “We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System”
Do you feel that? The shaking that’s coming up through the floor and making your shoes vibrate? That’s a baby elephant – aka, me – jumping up and down with excitement. Why? Cos I got a chance to review the We-Vibe Jive, hot off the assembly line. Ah, I love working with Luxury Vibrators and We-Vibe so fucking much, they’re unbelievably good to me.
When I first spotted the Jive, I kinda rolled my eyes. I couldn’t help but think, how many frigging couples’ vibes will be enough for you, We-Vibe? But while I was right in thinking the Jive is ideal for partner play, it’s not another incarnation of the G-Spot-C-Spot-Cock pleasers that We-Vibe are famous for. Continue reading “We-Vibe Jive”
Those who follow me on Twitter may have noticed that I made a statement that surprised me recently. While I’m a chick who adores her death metal and all of its accompanying blacks, blood reds, and skulls, there’s been a new love stealing over me that I’ve welcomed wholeheartedly.
I’ve caught the girly. I’m absolutely loving the magical rainbows and unicorns out there in the sex toy world, as well as the unashamedly feminine fluffy clouds, hearts and flowers.
Continue reading “Lovelife Flex Kegel Exerciser Set”
I spend a disproportionate amount of my laptop time browsing through sex toy shops, and the Fella tells me I often look like I should be wearing a bib while I do so. One such occasion was when I was perusing Coco de Mer, and I spotted one of their luxury toy collections. All of the pieces in it are beautiful, so naturally I wanted them all, but their prices were pretty jaw-dropping, and I accepted that it wasn’t gonna happen.
Continue reading “Catherine Pleasure Balls Set”