B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control

Fact of the day: my strongest orgasms come from anal stimulation. I’ve said many times in the past that, if I had to give up an orifice for penetration, my vagina would be a sad, lonely place. That’s saying a lot, given that my g-spot is in my vagina. But I don’t have to give up a damned thing, I can have it all whenever I want it, and my current favourite thing is vaginal penetration while wearing these fab B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control.

Do you like sex toy packaging as much as I do? Yes? Well, you’re in for a treat, cos the B-Vibe Triplet has a shit ton of it. Inside of a very manly sleeve is a cute, aqua blue, solid storage box, and inside of that there’s a hard-plastic storage case. It’s black, super glossy and wipe clean with a net for separating your beads from the charger and remote. Y’all know I love my toy packaging to be a bit fancy, so this is right up my alley! Continue reading “B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control”

Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug

One of the things I love most about sex blogging is that, because of it, the Fella is getting more and more into butt stuff. I mean, we’ve been fans of anal play for a long time, but he never used to do it on his own. Solo masturbation for him was always spit and a fist in the bathroom, but things have changed. He’s learned that lube isn’t just for sex, and butt plugs aren’t just for partner play. One of his (and my) current fave plugs is the Tantus Twist.

I was surprised when he picked it out while I was choosing some review goodies from MEO. Not because he wanted to try it, but because we didn’t already have it. I’ve got dozens of butt plugs, but this is my first ever Tantus one. Shocking really, if you consider that Tantus is my go-to brand when it comes to silicone. Continue reading “Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug”

GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London

You may or may not have realised this, but I’m becoming a big fan of Fun Toys London. They make good quality toys in gorgeous colours, and the vibes of the products I’ve tried so far have been ace. I really love my GJack, so much so it hasn’t seen the inside of the toy cupboard yet.

My most recent additions to our Fun Toys toy box are the GPlug L and the GRing. They were sent together to be used together, so I’m keeping them together in a joint review. But first, I’ll give you the basics of each piece: Continue reading “GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London”

You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug

One of the simplest, most widely available products for pleasuring your posterior are butt plugs. They come in all shapes, sizes, materials and colours, so anyone looking for one is almost guaranteed to find one that tickles their fancy. One of the most recent ones to tickle mine is the You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug from Orion.

If there’s one thing in this world I will never tire of it’ll be putting stuff up my butt. I absolutely adore anal play in almost all its forms. I’ve even declared that I prefer anal penetration over vaginal in the past. The very fact that my crazy responsive G & A Spots are located in the vagina should tell you what a bold statement that was to make. But, I stand by it, and all this plug has done is reinforce those lovely buttly feelings. Continue reading “You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug”

Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables

In the time I’ve been reviewing sex toys I’ve come across some fancy pants things. A vibrator that copies your rhythms, a rabbit you can control with your voice, dildos with intricate textures, s-shaped bends and banana-like curves, some of which even have holes in the base so you can vibe them up if you fancy it. Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot more out there to play with than there was in the days when I first started using sex toys, that’s for sure, and that’s a wonderful thing.


But sometimes, simple and elegant is all a body needs, and nothing out there is as beautiful in its simplicity as the Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables. Continue reading “Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables”

Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer

Sometime last year I bought a butt plug. It was gold metal with a pretty clear crystal in the base. Aah, heavy, pretty and totes inexpensive. Oh, and such poor quality I sent it straight back and vowed I would never use a product from that brand again.

What brand? Precious Metals.


But when I saw the new pieces in the Precious Metals line at Sex Toys UK, I had to give them another chance. I know that user experience and product quality are two different things, but since my reunion with the Eroscillator 2 I’m all about second chances. When my eyes fell on the Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer, I knew I had to give it a shot. Continue reading “Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer”

Tantus Cisco

I am 5ft 2 inches tall. I’m weeny, teeny and tiny according to my 6ft 2” tall husband. I might be a chubby little barrel, but he thinks I’m a cute one who, after almost 19 years together, can do very little to shock him. Imagine the look on his face when I waved the 11.5” long Tantus Cisco in the air and said, “This dildo is 18.5% of my height and it’s going up my butt.”


HA! The very suggestion made him audibly gulp. Continue reading “Tantus Cisco”

HurtMe DeLuxe Swatter with Anal Ball

It’s that time again, folks! That happy time when I get to tell you all about one of my favourite types of sex toy. One of those glorious, dual use impact/penetration toys. This time it’s the HurtMe Deluxe Swatter with Anal Ball. I’d had my eye on it for ages, so was over the moon when MEO said they’d send me one to review.

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Aneros Helix Syn Prostate Massager

Do you know which three little words are guaranteed to pique the interest of wankers everywhere, myself included? Hands free pleasure. Well that is the tag line of Aneros, makers of hands free prostate massagers. Attention grabbing, isn’t it. When we were given the chance to review the Xbiz Award winning Helix Syn, there was no way were we saying no.


Glass Butt Plug with Tail

I’ll start this review by making it clear that I’m not in any way, shape or form, a pet player. I don’t do puppy play and I’m not a kitty or a fox, nor a wolf or horse either. But that still didn’t stop me from wanting the experience of prancing around wearing a tail, and this Glass Butt Plug with Tail by You2Toys gave me the chance to do just that.


My little heart had long been set on my first tail being one of those lustrous unicorn affairs in gorgeous pastel rainbow colours, but that wasn’t the way it went. The opportunity to review this one came along first, and I wasted no time in screaming YES, I’LL DO IT!!

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