Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator

It’s top five favourite brand time again! I’ve been loving all the goodies coming from Fun Factory this year. They just keep releasing awesome pieces, there seems to be no stopping them. The most recent one to arrive at Scandarella House is the latest in the line of next-generation pulsators: the Fun Factory Stronic Surf.

Fun Factory Stronic Surf review, image of grey and black spotted packaging with picture of pulsator, on a blue satin background

I’m a massive fan of the stronic lines. If you’ve not come across them before, let me tell you what they are. In a nutshell, they’re miniature fucking machines. Handheld, vibrator sized, magnetically powered thrusters that are so powerful they shake the bed. Even while they’re inside of you. Continue reading “Fun Factory Stronic Surf Pulsator”

Lovehoney ‘A Little Bit of Magic’ Collection

If there’s one word that’s going to command my attention pretty much whenever I hear it, it’s the word magic. Magic is…magical. It fascinates and entertains, nothing can stir my imagination like the idea of magic can. If I hear the word, I wanna know what’s going on. If I see it in print you know I’m gonna check it out. And if I see a sex toy collection with magic in its name there’s no way I’m gonna turn down the opportunity to review it. That’s why I come bearing my opinions of the Lovehoney A Little Bit of Magic Collection.

Lovehoney A Little Bit of Magic Collection, pastel packaging with silver edges picturing three sex toys; a bullet, a classic vibrator, and kegel balls, on a rainbow background

I don’t have a great deal of experience with bricks and mortar sex shops, but I know for a fact that I’d be all over this kit as soon as I walked in the door. Why? Shiny packaging. I’m a Geordie girl so naturally, I’m half magpie, and shiny stuff is always gonna reel me in for a look. And if I was in a physical shop, my hand would definitely have gone in my purse for this one. Continue reading “Lovehoney ‘A Little Bit of Magic’ Collection”

Shed Simove OMG Vibrator

When I first got a look at the Shed Simove OMG Vibrator in a trade mag, I had a bit of a flashback. This brand-new product – which was three years in the making – reminded me so much of my Rocks Off Rock Chick. But it was curvier, funkier, and to my eyes, it looked like it could potentially be a much better fit for my bits. My head was full of ways that it might be superior to the old forearm grip that is my Rock Chick. Thanks to the ever-awesome Sex Toys UK, I got to compare the two.

Shed Simove OMG Vibrator Review, image of black packaging with silver dots and OMG in pink text, on rainbow striped background

And do you know what? They’re not really all that similar after all. Continue reading “Shed Simove OMG Vibrator”

NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Vibrator

Remember a few weeks ago when I told y’all that I’d received a whopping big box of NU-Sensuelle goodies from Latex, Leather & Lace? Well, review number two is go! This pick out of the box is a tweaked take on an old classic. Read on to discover what I thought of the NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Vibrator.

NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Review - purple rabbit vibe with silver handle panels on black and multicoloured web background

Me and rabbit vibes. Honestly, we’re a match made in a land where things never match. I don’t know if I’m just a nit-picky arsehole, but I’ve always got something to complain about when it comes to dual stim bunnies. Fit is usually my chief whinge. They don’t reach my clit, or they do but the internal tip is ten tatty fields away from my g-spot. Or it’s too slender or too short. And those rare creatures that actually reach both of my main hotspots let me down in terms of vibes more often than not. Continue reading “NU-Sensuelle Femme Luxe Rabbit Vibrator”

You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for so long now, I can often tell how a product will work for me before I use it. Sometimes I can see it, sometimes I know by how the toy feels in my hands. But every so often something comes along that throws me for a loop. When this happens, my experience means nothing. I have to take some time to learn how to make the thing work for me. One such toy is the You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine.

I was totally over the moon when Orion Versand sent me this cute little machine to review. I expected to get on with it straight away cos I’m not a stranger to sex machines. But this saddle style is much different from what I’m used to. Continue reading “You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine”

Icicles No 69 Pink Glass Dildo

One of the best things to ever happen to my solo sex life was the discovery of glass sex toys. The number of different designs, shapes, and colours they come in is nothing less than staggering. Butt plugs, anal probes, straight dildos, semi-realistic dildos, g-spot dildos. There’s pretty much a glass insertable out there for every type of penetrative play, and to suit every pocket. My collection ranges from £8 butt plugs to a £100+ hand blown tentacle. And Icicles. Loads of Pipedream’s Icicles and the latest piece from that line to dazzle me is the Icicles No 69.

Icicles No 69 review, image of black and white box branded Icicles with pictures of a pink glass dildo on two panels

Love em or hate em, Pipedream did a magical thing when they released their Icicles range into the wild. Some of the pieces available are 100% no-frills, straight up and down clear glass, but others are a bit more special. My own first Icicles love was the beautiful tentacle that is the No 24. And then soon after, I fell for the super slim, pointy tentacle, the No 52. To my mind, the No 69 completes the triad of pink Icicles tentacles. Continue reading “Icicles No 69 Pink Glass Dildo”

Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo

Have you ever had someone tell you that your eyes are bigger than your belly? Kinda makes you blush, right? Well, imagine how red my cheeks went when the Fella took one look at the Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo and suggested that I had eyes bigger than my cunt.

Hankey's Toys Seahorse Dildo Review - metallic green textured toy on dark green background

Why’d I blush? Cos it was never my intention that such a massive toy would fit through my front door. I blushed when I had to explain that I was bringing it in through the back. I’ve had to take a few jokey comments about how big my arsehole must be after past reviews. I’ve been asked how I manage to hold my shit in (I mean, who the fuck asks a question like that, though?!). So, given all of that, I was momentarily sensitive about my penchant for big assed dildos. Continue reading “Hankey’s Toys Seahorse Dildo”

Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand Vibrator

Once upon a time, I’d take an immediate dislike to any sex toy which, in my opinion, would look perfectly at home on a shelf in Toys R Us. Cute faces, kiddie brands, teddy bears… it was all one big nope. Fast forward to 2018 and here I am, writing a review of a vibrator with a cheesy smiling face printed on the business end. And you know what? I think the Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand is as cute as fuck.

This little stick of sunshine measures up at a pint-sized 5” all in. The ABS plastic peanut-shaped handle is made of white ABS plastic and bears the Lovehoney heart near the top. It’s super slim and almost weightless. At its widest point, it’s a mere 4” in circumference. I find it really comfortable to hold, though its tininess does make it harder for me to reach my vulva in some positions. Continue reading “Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand Vibrator”

DDboxxx Subscription Box

Like many porn stars, Dani Daniels has her frilly bits immortalised not just on screen but also in the sex toy market. If you fancy a stroker with her name on it, it’s out there waiting for you. But, unlike other porn performers, Daniels has taken a few more steps into the world of sex toys with the launch of her very own subscription service called the DDboxxx.

Daniels says that the DDboxxx came about because it’s ‘a project I’ve always wanted to do, create a fun subscription box with items curated by me that are useful but still fun and sexy.’ I love reviewing subscription boxes and I must say I was super excited about this one. I thought, given Daniels’ awareness of the adult industry, the contents should be awesome. Continue reading “DDboxxx Subscription Box”

Lurepink Silicone Kegel Balls Set

If you have a vagina that you’re able to put things in, something you should seriously consider getting hold of is a decent set of kegel weights. Whatever age you may be. They don’t need to be the all bells and whistles type that do everything short of telling you the time. A simple set like the Lurepink Silicone Kegel Balls Set will see you right.

Lurepink Silicone Kegel Balls Set Review - Black box with white Lurepink text on grey with black bats background

You get seven pieces with this set. Five solid ball-shaped weights (no jiggles) and two harnesses. Each piece is made of body safe silicone that feels very pleasant to the touch. It’s soft and slightly silky, which is the exact type of silicone I love. Continue reading “Lurepink Silicone Kegel Balls Set”