I’ve been reviewing sex toys for so long now, I can often tell how a product will work for me before I use it. Sometimes I can see it, sometimes I know by how the toy feels in my hands. But every so often something comes along that throws me for a loop. When this happens, my experience means nothing. I have to take some time to learn how to make the thing work for me. One such toy is the You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine.
I was totally over the moon when Orion Versand sent me this cute little machine to review. I expected to get on with it straight away cos I’m not a stranger to sex machines. But this saddle style is much different from what I’m used to. Continue reading “You2Toys Rotating G & P Spot Machine”
Does your butt love a bit of bling? Yeah, mine does too. A friend of mine recently said that she thinks sparkly based butt plugs are going out of fashion. I called bullshit with a lot more intensity than the situation called for. But when you have stuff like this little gem – the You2Toys Diamond Silicone Plug from Orion – in your toy cupboard, it’s hard not to get defensive of a trend that’s still going strong.
One of my favourite things about this plug is its base. So many plugs I see when browsing through online toy shops (which is something I spend an inordinate amount of time doing) have bases that I wouldn’t consider anal safe. Squishy rings that ain’t ever stopping full insertion. Round bases that are the same size of or smaller than the bulb. And the worst of the worst, bases that are only marginally bigger than the neck of the toy. Continue reading “You2Toys Diamond Silicone Plug”
Rabbit vibrators. They’re a funny breed of sex toy, aren’t they? They look like they should be the perfect tool to provide their user with glorious, easily won blended orgasms. But many people – myself included – have been let down by their buzzing bunnies because they’re not a one-size-fits-all kinda toy. Finding the perfect fit, size, and power level all in one product is a right royal pain in the arse at best. And, if I’m honest, it’s probably an unreasonable thing to expect from something that isn’t custom made. Whenever I get a chance to road test a body safe rabbit, I jump at it, hoping that I’ll finally find the perfect one for me. Do you reckon the Javida Heating Vibe from the lovely folks at Orion has a chance of being it?
I’ve tried products from a few of Orion’s own brands now and, so far, most of what I’ve seen has impressed me. The build of their vibrators is always to a high standard, and the Javida Heating Vibe is no different. Continue reading “Javida Heating Vibe”
Before Scandarella became a thing, the Fella was never really into sex toys that are made for the old John Thomas. His toy box was made up of things to tie me up, hit or tickle me with, and a load of bullet vibes. All there was in it for his cock was a sex shop own-brand stroker or two, and a few Tenga Eggs. But, as I said, Scandarella happened, and his interests in penis pleasing toys grew. But that’s not why I’m bringing you this review of the You2Toys Doggy Darling from Orion. Read on to find out the real reason I opted to try out this wobbly, big assed…ass.
For many people, fantasies play a large part in their sexual relationship with not just their partners, but also themselves. Whether it be a sexy scenario that gets shared and played out, or something that remains tucked away in the privacy of our minds, most of us do have them. Continue reading “Doggy Darling Pussy & Ass Masturbator”