I know that, sooner or later, the day will come when Womanizer – ah, my beloved Womanizer – will do something that will make me frown. What I don’t know is what form this sigh-inducing ‘upgrade’ will take. Will they make an attachment that’s so flat it won’t be able to find my clit? Or will they add *horrified gasp* patterns and destroy the awesome suction sensations their products never fail to deliver? When Lovehoney sent me the Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator for review, its fancy new features had me worried. Would this be the one to disappoint me?
On the face of it, the Womanizer Premium is cracking. Immediately noticeable through the window in the pretty new packaging is that this model is a streamlined take on the original shape. It’s sleeker and more pointed, kinda like the Pro40 except slightly curved with a more ergonomically shaped ‘handle’. Continue reading “Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator” →
It’s favourite brand time! I always get ridiculously excited when Womanizer releases a new model. Like, hold my breath so I don’t squeal like a poked pig kinda excited. But with the Womanizer InsideOut, my excitement was…I dunno, muted, I guess. Reason being, before I had a chance to try Womanizer’s first dual stim offering, I reviewed the Satisfyer’s. My experience with the PRO G-Spot Rabbit in terms of fit was less than wonderful and because of it, I approached the InsideOut from a place of prepared to be disappointed caution.
All of Womanizer’s products come tastefully packaged, but I was a bit blown away by the presentation of the InsideOut. The sleek black outer case has the subtlest of branding in the form of an easy to tear off and toss sleeve. Once that’s gone you’re left with a leather look box that’s held closed with magnetic snaps. Continue reading “Womanizer InsideOut” →
Do y’all want to know what I did when I read that Womanizer had released another mini model? I glanced at my massive lipstick shaped Womanizer 2 Go and laughed. I wanted so much to see if the miniature clit nuzzler was, in actual fact, miniature and after a brief chat with the ever-lovely Sandra at Orion Versand I had one on the way. What I found in the box on delivery day put a massive smile on my face. No, it wasn’t one of mirth it was one of delight. Quite apt, really, seeing as though I’d been sent the lovely collection that is the Womanizer Special Edition Delight Box.
The presentation of this collection is first rate. A subtly branded silver sleeve over an equally subtle white gift box. Inside, beneath a glossy printed sheet outlining the contents of the box, there’s a grey foam block, and tucked into little cut outs in that block I found not just a boxed Womanizer Starlet, but also a boxed Sweet Smile Vibrator, a bottle of Just Glide Medical Lubricant, and a bottle of Just Glide 2 in 1 Toy & Body Cleaner. Continue reading “Womanizer Special Edition Delight Box” →
After trying four of their models, you’d think I’d be at the eye rolling stage every time Epi24 released a new model of their super popular Womanizer. But that’s not the case at all. I get excited and eager to discover what changes have been made with each new iteration. And the thought of having a travel Womanizer made me all the keener to get my paws on the Womanizer 2 Go.
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You probably know by now that I’m a girl who can’t get enough of her Womanizers. You’ve probably seen one of my reviews for one or another of these strange looking contraptions with their sucky, pulsing, blowing weirdness that has sex bloggers the world over tearing their hair out and crying “This shouldn’t work for me but it does and I don’t know why!” and thought, are you actually in love with an inanimate object?
I was so happy to get my hands on the latest incarnation: the Womanizer +SIZE. I pretty much knew I was going to get along with the spectacular clit sucking ability that all Womanizer models have. Still, I wanted to try this particular one for a specific reason. The name +SIZE means more than just it’s bigger.
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Simulated suction toys are a big thing at the moment. Whether you love them or hate them, there’s no denying that they have clits everywhere in a tizzy. I’ve been lucky enough to review the Womanizer W100 and W500 Pro right here on Scandarella, and while it’s true that they have their little niggles, I adore them both. Now it’s time to turn my attentions to the Womanizer Pro 40. Will that have its own little niggles too?
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I’ll begin this review by saying, I love my Womanizer W100.
No, the Womanizer I’m talking about isn’t a special edition of that breed of male you find being changed for the better by the love of a good woman in every Mills & Boon book ever penned. I’m talking about the ugly clitoral toy that offers contactless stimulation, and moonlights as an in-ear thermometer in its spare time.
With all that love going on between me and the W100, I’m sure you can imagine my reaction when I discovered that they’d allegedly made it even better, and created the Womanizer W500 Pro.
I wanted to get my hands on one so badly, and at the start of May this year, a Womanizer distributor sent me one to review. Harps! Angels! Orgasms! YES!!
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When I first came across the Womanizer W100, my initial reaction was “What in the name of creation is that thing?!” It was as ugly as a dropped ham, and I couldn’t figure out what it was supposed to be. I investigated, and before long I was bouncing in my chair chanting, “Want one, need one, must have one…” as if the needle that makes my mind go around had stuck.
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