Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Review

It’s gonna be a Liberator-centric few weeks, folks, cos this is the first of four reviews coming in the next four weeks. There’ll be a cosy jizz proof blanket, a big boxy cube, and a sweet red heart all appearing on Scandarella soon, but today it’s all about the Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount.

Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount review, image of packaging featuring a slim white woman draped over a grey pillow

I think one thing most people have done at some point in their lives is hump a pillow, regardless of the junk they’ve got in their pants. Sex toy users have more than likely wedged a dildo against a pillow or rammed a Fleshlight beneath one in a bid to hold it still. I’ve done the former many a time, and I gotta tell you, there’s not much more frustrating than solo sex with a dong that just won’t keep still. Continue reading “Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Review” →

Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag

If there’s anything in this world I want more of, it’s stuff from Liberator. I’m not sure if this is a wise thing to say (or a healthy way to feel) but I don’t know how I managed sex without my Flip Ramp. I don’t know how I rode dildos without my Pulse, and I don’t know how my furniture survived without my Mini Throe. Seriously, each piece I have gets so much use they’ve become as much a part of my sex life as the Fella’s cock is. Even the little sort out I had over Christmas saw Liberator getting involved, cos I took stuff out of the drawer in my bedside table (to make room for more stuff, lol) and stashed it all in the lovely Liberator Tallulah Toy Case.

Yep. Liberator makes toy storage pieces called Couture Cases and they’re ace. Well, the one I have certainly is. Continue reading “Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag” →

Liberator Pulse Toy Mount

Given my love for all things fancy, it’ll probably come as no surprise to you that I’m a Liberator junkie. A proper fangirl of the highest order. I love their products, be they toy mounts, position aids, or blankets, and every night when I go to bed I send a little wish out to the Blue Fairy that one day I’ll get to own an Esse Chaise. Yeah, I want one of those so bad, but for now, I’ve got to tell y’all about the brilliant Liberator Pulse.

Whenever I see conversations about Liberator, folk are nearly always talking about one of their Shapes. That’s fair enough, cos they are fantastic additions to any sex toy collection. But, although it works perfectly well as one, the Pulse isn’t a position aid. Like the Liberator BonBon, the Pulse is a toy mount, but a slightly different take on the shape has transformed it into a completely different animal. Continue reading “Liberator Pulse Toy Mount” →

Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge

Look at this gorgeous Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge, people. It’s a simple thing, really, just like all of Liberator’s other stuff, but it’s one of the best sex-based products I’ve ever had the pleasure to own. Let me tell you why…

One of the things I do as an erotica writer, is try to keep sex real. Sex is messy, for a start, no matter how you do it. It’s noisy, sweaty, sometimes awkwardly awkward, other times awkwardly funny. Cocks slip out, orifices that have been pumped full of air tend to fart at the worst possible moment. And then there’s having to pause to reach for lubes and condoms, or toys if you use them. Sometimes there’s discomfort, or there’s folk coming too early or not early enough or not at all. And that’s all before you consider mismatched heights, leg cramps, rolling off butt elevating pillows, falling off the bed and making a window in the wardrobe door with your fucking face… Continue reading “Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge” →