Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate E-Stimulator Review

When I saw this Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate E-Stimulator Kegel Exerciser up for review at SheVibe I was super excited, but not because I expected it to wow me. Nope, I’ll hold my hands up and admit that I picked it because I was certain that it would be crappy.

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See, I really do love me some e-stim, but when it comes to zapping my vagina it’s like using shock paddles on a lump of wood. I’ve had myself hooked up to proper e-stim units with massive torpedo insertables whose entire surfaces were conductive, and I’ve felt nothing. One e-stim dildo did work for me, but that’s about it I think. So I really didn’t think that this little egg thingy with its two tiny conductive slivers – which has to share power with vibrations – could give me even the slightest of tingles. Continue reading “Cal Exotics Impulse Intimate E-Stimulator Review” →

E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode

Wanna know how I spent the last few days? Well, when I wasn’t eating panettone or marzipan stollen, I was electrocuting my vagina. Yep, I’ve done a lot of final thought gathering over the past week and now I’m ready to tell you what I think of the E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode.

Firstly, I gotta say I’m loving the packaging. A funky black plastic tube with a screw off base that really wouldn’t look out of place in the Black & Decker aisle of a hardware store. Continue reading “E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode” →

E-Stim Systems EClips Bi-Polar Surface Electrodes

Since I discovered sex toys and really took the time to get to know my body, I’ve found that orgasms happen quite easily for me. I used to have to put in a shit load of work and often whatever climax I had would be lacking, but these days I come quickly and I come hard, whether I’m playing clitorally, vaginally or anally. But one thing I really wanted to learn was how to come via nipple stimulation, but it never happened. Until I got a decent e-stim kit, that is. The E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble gave me my very first nipple induced orgasm, and thanks to that company’s lovely owner, Mick I have something that has made my nips a regular source of orgasmic pleasure. So now, I’m gonna tell you all about the E-Stim Systems Bi-Polar EClips.

But first…

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Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set

When I do a review, I often start with a bit of the old, ‘did I love it or did I hate it, read on to find out’ lark. But not today. Nope, today I’m going straight in with the love. Because this Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set is awesome, and I’m not even gonna bother pretending it might not be.

When I got back from lunch this afternoon, I started taking a few final photos for this very review. What was supposed to have been a few drips for pics turned into an impromptu hot wax session that ended in a crumbly quickie with the Fella on the bathroom floor. I love how these candles feel, so I should have known that things weren’t ever gonna end any other way. Continue reading “Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set” →

Kinklab ElectroWhip Neon Wand Attachment

I love e-stim. It’s sexy, stingy, and has helped me achieve an orgasm I never thought would be possible for me; the nipple orgasm. But I sometimes find that skin pads keep the sensations too localised for me to fully enjoy them, and neon wand electrodes are too tame. However, there are a few products that change everything when it comes to the neon wand, and one of them is the Kinklab ElectroWhip.

It looks like an unassuming, innocent little flogger, doesn’t it? Its eight, 6mm wide falls look tame and a bit cheap when they’re dangling limply from the end of the Neon Wand. They deliver a sharp strike, for sure, cos they’re made from rubber, but they don’t look like they could ever be the reason behind tears of pain spilling down a person’s cheeks.

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Kinklab Flex Capacitor

Have you ever had to say the words, you think you know a guy? I’ve had to in recent weeks, but I wasn’t actually talking about a guy. What was I talking about? My Kinklab Neon Wand. I thought I knew all there was to know about the sensations offered by that thing. I thought I knew exactly what to expect from it in terms of pain; mild to moderate. Then the Stockroom asked me to review two new attachments and my knowledge of what the Neon Wand is capable of was turned on its head. The first of those attachments I’m reviewing is the Kinklab Flex Capacitor.

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Kink Craft Hot Wax Play Candles & Jug

Patience. It isn’t something I have a great deal of, truth be told. I want everything done yesterday, and dislike waiting for things intensely. It pisses me off, making me wonder why things don’t just happen as soon as they’re thought of. So imagine, if you can, how annoyed I was when the Fella said we had to use up the bondage candles we had on the go before I could get these gorgeous Kink Craft Wax Play Candles and Wax Play Jug out of the candle box.

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Kinklab Heart On Neon Wand Electrode

There are loads of things I love about my Kinklab Neon Wand. How it feels, sounds, looks and smells, for starters. Anyone who has read my Meet & Greet post for the upcoming Eroticon weekend will know now that I have sexual impulses toward and because of thunderstorms. Well, my Neon Wand is a mini thunderstorm all in one compact little package.

Another great thing about the Wand is that what you see isn’t all you get. There are attachments and add-ons galore, some available separately and some that come in a big assed kit with all the stuff you could ever need.

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The electrode that repeatedly caught my eye was the Kinklab Heart On Electrode. I had intended to review it in the lead up to Valentine’s Day, cos what better way to say I love you than a heart that doles out micro static shocks, but I didn’t want it to be eclipsed my another e-stim product so decided to wait a bit. Continue reading “Kinklab Heart On Neon Wand Electrode” →

E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble XPE Bonus Pack

How does the thought of electrocuting yourself for sexual purposes sound to you? Kinky? Sexy? Funny? Terrifying? Every single one of those things is valid, and I’ve thought every single one of them in the last couple of years.

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Let me tell you a little story; I bought an e-stim kit with an internal probe, cock rings and pads a few years back. I was enamoured with the idea of orgasm-like contractions pulsing through my vagina, before I had an actual orgasm. My mind was full of the idea that, when I did finally come, it would go on and on, forced to last by the fact that electricity was shocking the life out of my muscles and making them dance. Continue reading “E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble XPE Bonus Pack” →

The Bondage Man UV Wax Play Candles

I have a thing for intense sensations. I adore having my sight temporarily stolen from me by a blindfold while I lie there at the Fella’s mercy. Sometimes I get to feel the tickle of feathers, the lash of floggers, or the prickle of a pinwheel. Other times it’s the wet dripping of ice I get to feel or, even better, hot splashes of wax.

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Getting a chance to review these The Bondage Man UV Wax Play Candles for Uberkinky made me super happy for a few reasons. One of them being that I just acquired a UV light a couple of months ago. The other reasons were; they look amazing, are made a stone’s throw away from me in the North East of England (hooray for almost local produce), and I just basically love getting covered in hot wax.

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