It’s that time again, folks! That happy time when I get to tell you all about one of my favourite types of sex toy. One of those glorious, dual use impact/penetration toys. This time it’s the HurtMe Deluxe Swatter with Anal Ball. I’d had my eye on it for ages, so was over the moon when MEO said they’d send me one to review.
Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set
This world we live in makes me happy, because it’s crammed full of beautiful, curious things. Whether I look into the future, past, present, or the world of fantasy, I know I’ll find something that captures my imagination in the most surprising ways.
My nature as a Gemini means that I never settle on one thing for very long. Other than the Fella, of course. But a handful of things have been with me since my teens, and two of those things are Oriental art and… dragons! Continue reading “Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set”
Kink Craft Wooden Handled Suede Flogger Kit
I’m not a particularly crafty individual. Don’t get me wrong, I actually love sitting down and trying to create stuff with my hands, but the reality is, I’m bloody terrible at it. I can’t draw to save my life, and I can’t make awesome things out of scraps of fabric, toilet roll tubes and yogurt pots like my friends can.
So, naturally, when I was offered the chance to give one of Kink Craft’s DIY kits a go, I said bring it the fuck on! Next thing I knew I had a deconstructed Wooden Handled Suede Flogger on my cutting mat, and it was on!
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House of Eros Red Leather Martinet
I like sexual pain. I like fearing it, trying to escape it, being caught by and fighting against it before feeling that strange mix of acceptance, inevitability and relaxation that comes of the pleasure that cocoons me when I finally yield to it. Of all the implements we have for impact play, nothing hurts quite like the House of Eros Red Leather Martinet.
House of Eros is been a brand I’ve had my eye on for a long time. But I never got around to settling on which piece I wanted to get my paws on first. They make some beautiful looking things, and when I was offered the chance to review for the fabulous Bondage Bunnies, I knew straight away that it was time. Continue reading “House of Eros Red Leather Martinet”
Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails
If you read my recent Tantus Plunge review, you’ll know I have a thing for multi-purpose sex toys. Toys that, with the flip of the wrist, can change from an object of pain to an object of pleasure. For that reason alone, I’ve had my eye on the Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails for quite some time. Now, thanks to the fabulous Uberkinky, I have one in my clutches. Well, the Fella’s clutches, but you know what I mean.
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Bad Kitty White PU Bondage Range
If there was ever going to be a range of bondage gear that could be considered festive, it would be the Bad Kitty White PU Bondage Range. Comprising of a collar and leash, wrist cuffs, ball gag, and flogger whip, there’s a bit of everything to make a kinky Christmas night in end with a bang.
Tantus Plunge
Here are a few facts for you: wizards make magic with wands, witches make magic with cauldrons, Tantus makes magic with silicone, and I’ve long had a thing for sex toys that have a dual purpose. Good quality dildos that fan out into floggers? Yes! Crops with insertable wooden handles? Magic! The Tantus Plunge is my very first dual purpose spanking paddle and the thing is genius, as far as I’m concerned.
Bad Kitty Black Cat Paddle
It’s Cocktober, people! Autumn is my number one season, and I love Halloween just a teensy bit more than I love Christmas. I adore carving and eating pumpkins, watching movies about vampires, zombies, and psychos, and reading books about witches, spooks, spectres and haunts. Oh, and I mustn’t forget to mention that I love black bats and black cats! They’re literally my spirit animals and I love them all year around, but especially at Halloween.
So, kicking off a month of spooky themed toy reviews and eerie erotica, is a review of the Bad Kitty Black Cat Paddle that was sent to me by the wonderful people at Orion. The second I saw this paddle on their site, I knew I was destined to be whacked with it, so was delighted when they said I could review it.
Kink Craft Mini Flogger Kit
I’m a woman who is exclusively attracted to men. There isn’t any one thing about them that grabs my attention though. Sometimes it’s a cocky grin that captures my interest, other times it’s the shape of a guy’s shoulders, or the set of his jaw, or the way he walks or talks. But there’s always been two things that have mesmerised me about every man I’ve ever been attracted to:
- the way their back muscles move when they take on physically demanding tasks
- the way their usually large hands and fingers take to delicate tasks with such grace
That should give you an indication of where my mind ended up when watching the Fella – the man who has all of the things I mentioned above (and more) in such huge amounts I saw fit to marry him – sitting cross legged on our bed with my craft mat on his knees while he got stuck in to our Kink Craft Mini Flogger Kit.
Zado Leather & Metal Whip
If you’ve read my top suggestions for beginner’s bondage products, you’ll know that I have a basic scale for impact toys that works well for me: floggers, crops, then paddles, and moving on from beginner into more experienced territory, I’d add whips and canes too.
I’ve always found floggers to be pretty mild impact equipment, so you can probably imagine how slack jawed I was when the Zado Leather Whip (which is a flogger in my eyes) turned my opinions firmly on their heads.