Fun Factory Bück Dich

What happens when one of your favourite sex toy brands gives a nod to one of your favourite metal bands? The Fun Factory Bück Dich, that’s what. Yep, in homage to their fellow German icon, industrial metal band Rammstein, Fun Factory has brought us one of the most spectacular spankable-insertables ever.

Translated from German into English, Bück Dich means ‘bend over’ and it’s the title of one of Rammstein’s songs. Give it a listen (and read the translation if you, like me, don’t speak German) and you’ll see that it was made to be given the kinky toy treatment. Continue reading “Fun Factory Bück Dich” →

Bound to Please Silicone Paddle

At the back end of last year, there was one aspect of our play that the Fella and I kinda neglected. Impact play. Shitty weather and dark nights kept not just our kid inside but his lil’ buddies, too, so anything that made a noise was off limits. We promised ourselves that once he went back to school and we had the house to ourselves through the day we’d get the spanky stuff out and make some racket. And we did! Well, we had a lovely Bound to Please Silicone Paddle from Sex Toys UK to review, so it would have been rude not to.

Now, in the interests of transparency, I’m gonna tell you that I’ve seen this paddle before. In fact, some of you who knew me before Scandarella will know I have one hanging in my bondage wardrobe and that its brand isn’t Bound to Please. Yep, this paddle is what is known as a white label product. Items made by one manufacturer and rebranded for sale in various stores. Some folks humph at this. Sometimes I’m one of them. But not this time. I’ve seen the current collection of Bound to Please silicone and I think adding this paddle was a brilliant move. Continue reading “Bound to Please Silicone Paddle” →

Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip

As you may know, I’m a big fan of sex toys that are more than one thing. Not long back they weren’t easy to find, but over the last year or so there’s been an explosion of them. Mostly, they’re an impact toy on one end, then when you flip it you find that the handle is something insertable. I’m always keen to give them a go when I come across them, so was delighted to discover that French company, Diogol, had released a new line of products called Jaz, and in it is a couple of these double enders. They sent me a big package of stuff, and now that I’m spotting them for sale I can get reviewing! I’ll start with the Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip.

If you’re into small anal toys you’re gonna love the Pony, because one end of it is a sweet petite butt plug. If floggers are your thing (or even tails) you’re in luck because that’s exactly what dangles out of the end of said plug’s base. Dildo ended floggers have been called floggildos, so what would a butt plug version be? A plogger. Or a flug, maybe? I dunno, I’m no good at these things at all. Continue reading “Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip” →

Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip

A few days ago, the Fella took a leisurely stroll through the pages of Scandarella. He reckons it’s safer to remind himself what we have in the toy cupboard by reading my toy box page than it is to try his luck opening the cupboard doors. While he was browsing, he commented that it’s been ages since I last wrote a review of an impact toy. He was right, the last one was a flogger kit I made way back in July! I think it’s high time for a new review in that department, so I’m gonna tell y’all about the gorgeous Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip.

Of all the impact toys we have, I think our whips see the least amount of use. Not because they’re less enjoyable than say, paddles, but because they’re awkward to use. So often they arrive, and we find they’re so lightweight it feels like trying to thwap someone with an ostrich feather. Even when we get a good heavy one their uber long length means they’re gonna be tangled in the curtains or the light shade before they get so much as a sniff of skin. Continue reading “Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip” →

Kink Craft Paracord Flogger Kit

I’m starting this review in a state of excitement. An eager little beaver with a goal in mind. See, usually I’d get to know a product inside and out, taking copious amounts of notes and working from them to help build what I have to say. But not this time. This time, I’m writing the review as I get to know the product, because I’m making it. Yep, it’s time for me to pick up my Kink Craft Paracord Flogger Kit and get stuck in, and I’m bringing you along for the ride.

First off, the kit comes in such a pretty box! I love the way Kink Craft present their kits. Paper lined, ribbon tied boxes, they come ready to present to whoever the maker-bee might be. If you’ve bought a kit, you’ll get everything you need inside that box. The only things you’ll want to have to hand are stuff like scissors, a ruler, a lighter. You may or may not need a craft mat, depending on your chosen product, but I use one each time I make something from Kink Craft. Continue reading “Kink Craft Paracord Flogger Kit” →

Bad Kitty Corset Paddle

It’s no secret that Bad Kitty is one of my favourite brands. Their stuff ranges from subtly serious to fun and funky, and there’s a good chance that, if you have a browse through Orion’s pages, you’ll find a piece or two that calls to you. The most recent piece to catch my eye is this gorgeous Bad Kitty Corset Paddle.

Bad Kitty Corset Paddle Red Side

Though I avoid lingerie like the plague these days (fuck these body image issues), I always pause whenever I see a picture of a woman wearing a corset. I adore the femininity of them, the way they emphasise curves and conceal flaws. They’re powerful, sexy, and my favourite colour combo is black on red. Those are the colours of my personal fave bedroom outfit; red corset with black panels and black lacing, and matching shoes. It’s the only one I bought in a bigger size when I gained weight. Continue reading “Bad Kitty Corset Paddle” →

Kinklab ElectroWhip Neon Wand Attachment

I love e-stim. It’s sexy, stingy, and has helped me achieve an orgasm I never thought would be possible for me; the nipple orgasm. But I sometimes find that skin pads keep the sensations too localised for me to fully enjoy them, and neon wand electrodes are too tame. However, there are a few products that change everything when it comes to the neon wand, and one of them is the Kinklab ElectroWhip.

It looks like an unassuming, innocent little flogger, doesn’t it? Its eight, 6mm wide falls look tame and a bit cheap when they’re dangling limply from the end of the Neon Wand. They deliver a sharp strike, for sure, cos they’re made from rubber, but they don’t look like they could ever be the reason behind tears of pain spilling down a person’s cheeks.

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Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle

As you might know if you’ve had a mooch around other posts here on Scandarella, I attended Eroticon this year. This conference for kinky, creative minds was sponsored by a bunch of awesome sex-positive companies, one of which was the mighty Kink Craft, the lovely folks behind this Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle I’m about to tell you all about.

I’ve reviewed for Kink Craft a number of times now (and have had nothing but positive things to say about their DIY kinky kits) but I didn’t manage to drag my anxiety ridden self over to Pixie and Andrew until what was almost the final hour of the final day of Eroticon. Continue reading “Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle” →

The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip

There are evils in this world. Most of them are shown on TV and in other media, but many of them remain hidden in the shadows. Today I’m gonna shed light on an evil I came across in recent weeks, thanks to Uberkinky. I’m gonna expose it, tell people all about it cos there are folk out there who will want – who need – to know. It’s an evil the Fella and I have come to know as ‘delicious malicious’. Yep, it’s The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip.

When it comes to judging the size of a thing via numbers on a screen, I’m useless. I can look at something that says ‘40ft high’ and be like, but will it fit in the shed? That’s why I was shocked when I unpacked the Snap Dragon and saw the almost 47” (120cm) of hand turned wood and supple black leather. Continue reading “The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip” →

Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle

I received something in the post a few weeks ago that’s very different to norm. Well, the norm for me, at least. I’ve had my bottom walloped with many a spanking paddle, but in terms of simplicity and efficiency, nothing has been quite like this. What is it? A Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle.

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Funkit Toys is an online store that’s packed to the rafters with handmade, body safe sex toys and impact toys. The entire operation is run by a lone individual. Yep, Kenton makes all the gorgeous silicone humpy stuff and all of the sleek hitty things personally. Continue reading “Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle” →