Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Review

It’s gonna be a Liberator-centric few weeks, folks, cos this is the first of four reviews coming in the next four weeks. There’ll be a cosy jizz proof blanket, a big boxy cube, and a sweet red heart all appearing on Scandarella soon, but today it’s all about the Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount.

Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount review, image of packaging featuring a slim white woman draped over a grey pillow

I think one thing most people have done at some point in their lives is hump a pillow, regardless of the junk they’ve got in their pants. Sex toy users have more than likely wedged a dildo against a pillow or rammed a Fleshlight beneath one in a bid to hold it still. I’ve done the former many a time, and I gotta tell you, there’s not much more frustrating than solo sex with a dong that just won’t keep still. Continue reading “Liberator Humphrey Toy Mount Review” →

Bondage Boutique Vaginal Speculum

Well, this is a review/experience piece I never thought I’d see myself writing. But here I am, settling in to tell y’all about my experience with the Bondage Boutique Vaginal Speculum. I always said that one sex toy I’d never, ever use would be a vaginal speculum. I mean, medical fetishists aside, why would anyone wanna sneak a peek along their own love canal? It never seemed like something that could be even remotely sexy to me.

But, curiosity being a curious thing, I started to wonder. After watching the Fella’s cock, balls and butt do the orgasm dance for the thousandth time, I began imagining what my own orgasms looked like up close and personal. I started to think that maybe I wanted to know what he was seeing whenever he watched me come. Continue reading “Bondage Boutique Vaginal Speculum” →

Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag

If there’s anything in this world I want more of, it’s stuff from Liberator. I’m not sure if this is a wise thing to say (or a healthy way to feel) but I don’t know how I managed sex without my Flip Ramp. I don’t know how I rode dildos without my Pulse, and I don’t know how my furniture survived without my Mini Throe. Seriously, each piece I have gets so much use they’ve become as much a part of my sex life as the Fella’s cock is. Even the little sort out I had over Christmas saw Liberator getting involved, cos I took stuff out of the drawer in my bedside table (to make room for more stuff, lol) and stashed it all in the lovely Liberator Tallulah Toy Case.

Yep. Liberator makes toy storage pieces called Couture Cases and they’re ace. Well, the one I have certainly is. Continue reading “Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag” →

Liberator Pulse Toy Mount

Given my love for all things fancy, it’ll probably come as no surprise to you that I’m a Liberator junkie. A proper fangirl of the highest order. I love their products, be they toy mounts, position aids, or blankets, and every night when I go to bed I send a little wish out to the Blue Fairy that one day I’ll get to own an Esse Chaise. Yeah, I want one of those so bad, but for now, I’ve got to tell y’all about the brilliant Liberator Pulse.

Whenever I see conversations about Liberator, folk are nearly always talking about one of their Shapes. That’s fair enough, cos they are fantastic additions to any sex toy collection. But, although it works perfectly well as one, the Pulse isn’t a position aid. Like the Liberator BonBon, the Pulse is a toy mount, but a slightly different take on the shape has transformed it into a completely different animal. Continue reading “Liberator Pulse Toy Mount” →

Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet – Flat Sheet

Okay, I’m about to contradict myself again. If any of you follow me on Twitter, you may have seen a comment I made recently, about reviewing. I said that, when products are awesome, it feels like my reviews almost write themselves. Well, I’m about to contradict myself, because as incredible as this Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet Plus Flat Sheet is, this review has proved difficult to get right.

I don’t know why. All the elements are there; great packaging, brilliant product, fantastic service from a fantastic company…I guess I’m just not that well versed in reviewing bed linens, lol. Continue reading “Sheets of San Francisco Funsheet – Flat Sheet” →

Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge

Look at this gorgeous Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge, people. It’s a simple thing, really, just like all of Liberator’s other stuff, but it’s one of the best sex-based products I’ve ever had the pleasure to own. Let me tell you why…

One of the things I do as an erotica writer, is try to keep sex real. Sex is messy, for a start, no matter how you do it. It’s noisy, sweaty, sometimes awkwardly awkward, other times awkwardly funny. Cocks slip out, orifices that have been pumped full of air tend to fart at the worst possible moment. And then there’s having to pause to reach for lubes and condoms, or toys if you use them. Sometimes there’s discomfort, or there’s folk coming too early or not early enough or not at all. And that’s all before you consider mismatched heights, leg cramps, rolling off butt elevating pillows, falling off the bed and making a window in the wardrobe door with your fucking face… Continue reading “Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge” →

Joyboxx by Passionate Playground

Y’all know that, when it comes to storing sex toys, I can sometimes get a bit of a bee in my bonnet. As consumers, we don’t want shitty plastic clam shell packaging that rips our fingers off, blunts our scissors, and leaves us with nowhere to store our sexy things. Sadly, we do still get those sometimes, but there is a product on the market that comes to the rescue: the Joyboxx.

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Cumpanion Towel by Anna Rae

What do you reach for after sex, other than the lucky so-and-so you just had it with? Do you grab a wet wipe? The nearest bath sheet, perhaps? And how do you clean up after masturbation? Tissues, or maybe you’re the quiet user of the old wank sock? Well, for the past month or so I’ve been reaching for the Cumpanion Towel, and now it’s time to write my review.

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MEO EZ2SUCK Deep Throat Spray

Confession: I’m not very good at deep throating. My gag reflex is possibly the strongest of my body’s natural reactions, and no matter how many times the Fella tells me I’m ‘getting better’ or that I ‘took a bit more that time’ I know he’s just trying to make me feel better. Basically, if he wants more than an enthusiastic bellend servicing, I suck at sucking.

EZ2SUCK DEEP THROAT SPRAY 1

So, when I received my first MEO review package I was delighted to find a bottle of EZ2SUCK Deep Throat Spray had been popped in there. All the promises about turning myself into a professional cock sucker with the help of a pump action bottle and a bit of eagerness had me chomping at the bit to give it a go to see if I could impress my man by taking all of him. Continue reading “MEO EZ2SUCK Deep Throat Spray” →

Tantus Silicone O-Rings Set

Two of the most useful sex toy related things I’ve ever received have been from Tantus. The first was their Suction Cup. That little gem gave me the option to secure my Tantus Vibrating Dildos to any smooth surface I fancied. For me, that was a bigger deal than you’d probably imagine. The second is this Tantus Silicone O-Rings Set, and it’s just as big a deal as the other thing. Let me tell you why…

TANTUS SILICONE O-RING SET 1  TANTUS SILICONE O-RING SET 2

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