Thoughts, imaginings and opinions, straight from the slightly skewed mind of Ella Scandal
As a rule, I try not to review consumable products. Lubes, condoms, sprays, etc. Reason being, I end up with loads of open bottles and so much stuff goes to waste. But when I was offered the chance to review a handful of Sliquid products I couldn’t say no. I mean, the fact that I’m […]
Welcome to my favourite lube! I cannot believe that I haven’t written a stand-alone review of this stuff yet. I mean, it is the best I’ve ever tried. Like, ever. I’ve tried so many lubes but time and again I keep coming back to Sliquid Sassy. Why? Because it’s basically the one lube to rule […]
I’ve made no secret of the fact that Sliquid is my favourite brand of lube. From the perfect for pegging Sliquid Sassy to their premium silicone lube, Sliquid Silver (ideal for water-wankers who take glass or steel toys into the bath) there’s something for every sexual situation. One of my absolute faves (and most often […]
I’ve been a fan of Sliquid lubricants for a while, but one that never really caught my attention was Sliquid Sea. I don’t know why I never thought to try it, but I hadn’t, so was pleased as punch when I opened my first ever review package from Tantus and saw a bottle nestled between […]
I’m a great advocate of products that make blow jobs taste like they’re anything but blow jobs, and I have a couple of bottles of flavoured gels and lubes that I love to use. My little eye has been on the Sliquid Swirl range for a while now, but I have so much other stuff […]
Do you have a nemesis? Is there someone or something out there that is the Joker to your Batman, the Loki to your Thor, the Doofenshmirtz to your Perry the frigging platypus? Well, today I’m gonna introduce you to mine. Folks, meet the Split Peaches Rivetor that the lovely bods at Betty’s Toy Box kindly […]
I love sex toys. Not the most shocking of revelations, I know, but I do. I love them the way the Fella loves cars. He can wax lyrical about the shape of a headlight for hours on end, just as I can the shape of a vibrator. He often oooohs over the metallic finish of […]
After I reviewed the Real Nude Suko by Blush Novelties way back when Scandarella was in its infancy, I vowed that I’d try another piece from the line someday. At the time, I hadn’t experienced anything quite as squishy or real feeling. Even now, with a bunch of super realistic Vixskin in my collection, I […]
If there’s anything in this world I want more of, it’s stuff from Liberator. I’m not sure if this is a wise thing to say (or a healthy way to feel) but I don’t know how I managed sex without my Flip Ramp. I don’t know how I rode dildos without my Pulse, and I don’t […]
Last New Year’s Day, I reviewed a dildo that I had wanted since pussy was a kitten. It was big, bold, and beautiful and twelve months down the line my love for it is as strong as ever. Then November gone saw the arrival of another dildo that was large and in charge and I […]