Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Dildo

Is steampunk your aesthetic? Do wires, nuts and bolts get your motor running? Does the idea of filthy exploration in a far-flung space station make you long for lift-off? Or, do you just love getting your orifices around a good, chunky dong? If you say aye to any of those things, you need a Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Dildo in your life.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk front side view on cream background

You may or may not know that Tantus reigns supreme at the top of my fave dildo makers list.  In my last Tantus review (this one) I said that the day had to be coming where I tried a dildo of theirs that I didn’t like. Today is not that day.

Made of Tantus’ 100% Ultra-Premium Super Soft Silicone in a gorgeous shade of copper, the Tantus Steam Hunk is a joy to fondle. But, to my hands and holes, it isn’t as soft as the Adam Super Soft. That’s a floppy thing that mushes when I squeeze it. The Steam Hunk has some give and it’s very flexible, but it’s firmer than I’d expected. No bad thing, of course, cos I like hard dongs.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk bent by hand to show flexibility on cream background

Size wise it’s pretty deceptive. It looks big, but that’s because of the design. It stands tall at 8” in total height, but just a shade over 5.5” of that is (realistically) insertable. And though it looks as chunky as fuck, the circumference of the widest (realistically) insertable point is just over 6.25”.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk in a woman's hand to show size on cream background

I say realistically because if you’re accustomed to taking longer lengths and bigger girths it isn’t impossible to insert the thing right to the base. Yep, if you wanna, you can get nearly all of it right in there. This would most likely be achieved anally and it’s safe to do so cos the base is well flared.

At first glance, the Tantus Steam Hunk looks absolutely nothing like a dick. Personally, I first noticed the pair of hydraulic chambers. I noticed tubing, buckles, and metal sheets held together with rivets. Basically, I saw a rocket ready for launch.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk  views fof front, back and both sides, on cream background

But then I knocked the Steam Hunk on its side, and that’s when I started to laugh. Though it isn’t a realistic one, it’s definitely a dicky looking dick. Those hydraulic chambers? They’re firm little balls. The tubing? That would be veins. And of course, there’s the head, but that couldn’t look like anything but the tip of a dick, to be honest.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk head and partial shaft, on cream background

I don’t think that looking super funky was all Tantus were thinking about when they designed the Steam Hunk, though. Even though the silicone is soft there’s plenty of texture to be had from all of those trimmings.

Obviously, the first sensation I get comes from the head. It’s nice and blunt, tapered but widely, so I insertion is more of a forced affair than an easy one. It hits up against me, my holes resist, and then once it pushes in it’s an immediate stretch then shrink as the head passes through completely. Just the tip is enough for me to feel filled some days.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk side view on cream background

But then comes the sensation I get from the shaft. There are a couple of narrow rings near the head and a larger one near the centre. Then there’s the buckles and the tubes from the hydraulic chambers. Whether I’m using the Tantus Steam Hunk vaginally or anally, my openings respond so well to all that texturing. Regular in and out thrusting has the rings whipping over my skin, and twisting lets me feel the tubes. The head reaches my g-spot, the chambers bash off my vulva.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk hydraulic chamber testes on cream background

And yes, when I’m really in the mood they fit inside my butt. So much lube is needed for that, but once I get it in there all I have to do is twist my wrist. I feel the chambers, the tubes, the pipes. Then going back to thrusting gives me the rings again. So many different things to feel from just one toy.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk base view on cream background

I’m a wee bit saddened by the fact that it’s neither harness nor suction cup compatible. The Fella fucks me with it by hand, but I’d love to feel his body bouncing off mine while giving me all that Steam Hunk. And a suction cup base would have been awesome! Because of the base’s shape, I like to use it on the side of the bath. But as soon as I start getting enthusiastic it either ends up in the water or on the floor. That’s no big shakes, though. It’s not the Steam Hunk’s fault that I want specific things.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk base detailing on cream background

Once you’ve finished playing with it, this dildo is easy enough to keep clean. Yeah, it does need a bit of attention in its more detailed bits if you’re cleaning with sprays or soapy water. I tend to use a small toothbrush for this. There are so many nooks and crannies that could harbour fugitive nasties, especially if you play anally, so it’s extra important that you ensure you get ‘em all. It attracts dust like a bitch too, so I always give mine a speedy rinse before use.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk in packaging on cream background

I really would recommend this dildo to anyone looking for something a bit different. Steampunk and sci-fi fans will probably love it. Tantus fans will probably love it. And if you don’t love the copper colour you can get it in black. But not silver, which is a travesty if you ask me.

To pick one up today, click the banner below and pay Tantus a visit.

Copper Coloured Tantus Steam Hunk review, Tantus Good Clean Fun colour bubble logo

The Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Dildo was sent to me by Tantus in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

5 thoughts on “Tantus Steam Hunk Super Soft Dildo

  1. Hi it’s s great review ..can u do a review like this for toys for men? ..like a Torch or a mastrubate ..I know u will have limitations of usage ..but I think u will do it great ..even a sex doll from the female perspective would be a great thing

    1. Thank you! I’ve done a few masturbator reviews and do talk about them from my own perspective as well as my partner’s. Full sized sex dolls are a bit too hard to get hold of, so I don’t know if I’ll ever do a review for one. I do have something a little smaller up my sleeve, though, so keep an eye out.x

  2. I’m glad you had fun with it and it is definitely a cool-looking toy.

    Also, Stronic G is definitely on the Thanksgiving or Christmas present to myself list. One of the local stores let me hand-test and it was a weird yet fascinating sensation plus really nice silicone feel and nicely sized for my preferences.

    The “hey, TWO interviews today go me” present to myself was a Cal Ex “Enchanted Lover” because pretty teal + functions I liked. The “daddy day care” crew did actually still want to talk to me, although I might be ruled out since they’re likely to need more hours soon than I can work with disability stuff plus hideously long commute.

    I think I have a better shot with the logistics crew where one of the bosses has a disabled bro so she was really sympathetic with “ok, you HAVE to stick to that hours to not lose your check/insurance” and seemed to actually LIKE the whole “yep I’m going to be neurodivergent in public/bubbly” deal. Also was like “you’re determined to overachieve?” (or something along those lines) and I was “well, I know I pretty much NEED to be really good at what I do to get a shot because I’m disabled, you’re a single mom I’m sure you’ve had to deal with some of the same hoops” which she agreed with. We got a little personal, which was hilarious because apparently that crew is mostly ladies but everybody swears like sailors and she wanted to be sure I’d be okay with that, and I just named my neighborhood and said “my last boss used to both work oilfield and bounce at oilfield bars, she is not a lady you want to mess with”.

    1. Ooh, you’ll have to let me know how you get on with the Stronic G if you get one (if you wanna).

      Your old boss sounds badass! I hope you get the job that suits you best 😀

      1. You’ll definitely get a “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” (I *trashed* Ann Summers’ customer service team in my reply to the Moregasm rabbit, btw.) I figure in between the hand issues and the really nonstandard sensory hardwiring I make a pretty good “if this worked for ME it’s got a way better than average chance for working for most users”.

        I hold out hope for a year-round job that I like and don’t feel like I’m exploiting my clients (which is not always the case for taxes, because no, actual DIFFICULTY of a US tax return isn’t always reflected in big-box prep fees. A 2 w-2, 2 kids situation with nothing tricky could be $400+ and be something I could pencil and paper if I absolutely had to, because the big box ones are pretty much “pay per form” and that situation for the income level most of my clients are at is likely to have a fair amount of due diligence/nosy questions forms. I console my conscience with “at least I’m way more likely to do it right the first time than too many other preparers out there and I notate enough due diligence responses that my clients are unlikely to face IRS issues unless they lied to ME which is out of my control”).

        And yes, she is a badass (who had my metaphorical back A LOT and was basically a “reasonable accommodation” in her own right. I do not want to do telenovela without her, that’s for sure, because I *won’t* have somebody who’s actually willing to take the time to help with the outlier clients. I also won’t get her telling co-workers/management “do YOU want to deal with her health issues? No? Then STFU and respect the effort she’s putting in”. Basically, she figured I wasn’t standard-issue from day one and didn’t expect me to last or the clients to appreciate my style but she also figured I deserved a CHANCE. When I made it through my first season her and our then-manager were “you’re our first first-year survivor PERIOD and also the first one we actually liked enough as a human being to take to ‘we survived’ lunch, so congratulations”.)

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