SWT Demetra Olive Wood Vibrator

If someone came up to me and said, Ella, you can only have dildos or vibrators from now on, and you must pick your preference right now, I’d call them cruel first, then I’d smirk and pick vibrating dildos. Ha! Why have one when you can technically still have both?

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SWT stands for Sex Wooden Toys. They’re an Italian company who have some gorgeous stuff on offer. Nine dildos, nine vibrators, and six butt plugs in a range of different woods and colour finishes, to be precise.

Their dildo shapes are the same as their vibrator shapes, the only difference being that one has a vibe permanently fixed inside it and the other doesn’t. I had a feeling that I knew exactly what the vibrator situation would be, but as I wasn’t sacrificing on size by opting for the vibe, I thought why not. Let’s give it a go and see. That, lovely reader, is why I am the proud owner of this gorgeous SWT Demetra Olive Wood Vibrator.

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I chose the SWT Demetra for two reasons; it was the option with the most texture, and I read the words strong and aggressive sensation in the product description. That’s one of my insertable sex toy criteria. I love textures that I can feel no matter which orifice I opt to put something in.

As you probably know, I’m deeply into large insertables at the moment. I like to be stretched and filled, and that’s why I opted for the large version of the SWT Demetra. The dildos and vibes come in two sizes; the medium ones being 7.8 inches in length with a circumference of around 4.75, and the large ones standing proud at 9 inches with a circumference of 6.25.

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Just look at it. Such a big, beautiful thing. And yes, that there face in the middle is the cartoon version of me that you’ll find at the top of every page here at Scandarella. SWT offer a laser incision service in which they put a logo on your toy for an extra €10. Was I ever going to miss an opportunity to fuck my own face? I think not.

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So, the SWT Demetra. Some people wig out at the thought of using wooden sex toys, because they just can’t get past the idea of splinters. My Demetra is made from olive wood, and it’s smoother than many silicones I’ve come across. I promise you, I sat for ages running my eyes and fingers over it, and I did not find even one bit of roughness, not one bobble, hole or imperfection of any other kind. It’s truly flawless.

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Another thing it is, is heavy. I don’t have my scales at the minute cos their batteries ended up in an electrosex vaginal probe, but the SWT website states that the Demetra weighs in at 1kg. Add in two C batteries and you have quite some weight to deal with.

This comes in really handy if you like to get onto your knees to ride your sex toys. The weight keeps it pulled down so I only need the barest touch to keep it where I want it. Lying on my back and thrusting from above is a little harder, though. I’ve paused play to change position a good few times to give my poor arm a rest.

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But I never stop, because it feels too damned good. Yep, I really like fucking the SWT Demetra. The texture is exactly what the website says it is; aggressive. It’s harsh on the vagina, and on the butt, too. I know it isn’t a flared base toy, which is basically always a must for anal play, but this thing is nearly the height of me and only three quarters of an inch thinner than my wrist, so I don’t think my ass is stealing it from my hand any time soon. Or ever.

It should go without saying to not even attempt inserting the Demetra if you’re not used to taking toys (or indeed people) this size. You will hurt yourself. Fact. But if you are accustomed to large insertions, the pointed glans makes wriggling it in easy no matter which hole you choose.

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Anally, I can ride the SWT Demetra as easily as I can ride a bike. The sensation of those ridges passing back and forth through my anal opening is mind-bendingly good. Whenever it pops out I smile, cos I know that the stretch on popping it back in again is gonna make me come. It’s never failed to do so yet.

Vaginally, it’s a different story.

The ridges feel good, but depending on the angle I go at it from, I can really hurt myself. If the Fella is playing with me, he’s careful to keep the base angled down and back so that the coronal ridge slips past my pubic bone without catching. I do that at the start, but as I approach orgasm I get less cautious and I’ve had to stop play a couple of times when I’ve whacked the shit out of my bone. Or worse, when I’ve managed to get the Demetra jammed and I yank it out in frustrated impatience. Ouch!

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What I’ve learned from those mistakes is that, vaginally speaking, going slow is the way forward with this toy. And that’s where the vibrator comes into play. No, it isn’t good. In fact, it’s terrible. It’s noisy and weak. The vibes barely transmit through the wood at all.

But…

They do add an indefinable something to using the Demetra when I have to take it easy. I can feel a suggestion of them, just a hint, that adds another dimension to the slow stretch and the absolute fullness I feel when I use this toy vaginally. My favourite way to use it is to either have the Fella hold it so I can move over it, or to slot it into my Liberator BonBon and just climb on and let myself feel everything it has to offer.

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I would never have guessed that crap vibes would make my orgasms stronger. But, after a few tests with it on and with it off, I’ve found that it definitely does. For that reason, I’m glad I picked the vibe when I truly thought I’d only ever use it as a dildo. I got the best of both worlds in the end.

If you’re looking for something different for your toy box, why not give a wooden vibrator from SWT a go? It’s only €9 more for the vibe, so opting for that over the dildo is a good way of getting an extra sensation for very little extra cash. If you hate the vibe, how much have you wasted? Not much at all. Click here to check out SWT’s site, and here to go straight to the Demetra. You’ll be glad you did.

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The SWT Demetra Olive Wood Vibrator was sent to me by Sex Wooden Toys in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

4 thoughts on “SWT Demetra Olive Wood Vibrator

  1. Wooden toys have me super intrigued however this reminds me of a Guiro and takes me back to Year 4 school music lessons…that is so not sexy!!

    1. Bahaha, I couldn’t see past the table leg comparison before, but I get where you’re coming from. Wooden toys are lovely, they feel so different from other materials. Naturally warmer than any other toy with equal firmness, smooth, and the smaller ones are super light. I’d love to have more shapes and sizes to play around with <3

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