SelfDelve Aubergine Dildo

When I was given the opportunity to choose a dildo to review from SelfDelve, my automatic response was to opt for the corn on the cob from their Garden of Eden range. I love textures for a start, and the Fella and I have an anecdote from our earliest days of living together that involves a lady finger vibrator with a painted rubbery sleeve, a neighbour, and a stopcock grate, but that’s a tale for another time. But I saw that other bloggers had the corn on the cob in hand and ready to review, so I let myself get caught up in the emoji craze and picked the Aubergine dildo in the end.

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When it first arrived at the Scandarella household, both the Fella and I laughed and giggled like school children, whacked each other with it a few times and told all of the five a day jokes we could think of, and then both declared that the only way to present something so fantastically kitschy in review photos would be to display it in our vegetable basket, nestled between the butternut squash and baby turnips.

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We were wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

After the Aubergine debuted in our bedroom, I decided that it would be a bit insulting to show it in the light we’d first thought would be so much fun. I’d have felt like I was making a mockery of it, treating it like a novelty, like something that we should poke fun at, and that really isn’t the case at all.

Don’t get me wrong, the Aubergine is HUGE fun, and in more ways than one, but I chose not to make a joke out of it for one specific reason; I had what could possibly be one of the most intense clit stim free orgasms of my life using this thing, and now I feel it belongs on a candlelit shrine and nowhere near a veggie basket.

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So, what exactly is it that makes the SelfDelve Aubergine so marvellous?

Well, it’s basically the size of the thing that gives it the WOW factor. At 8.25 inches from base to the tip of the stalk, and with a girth of 7.5 inches at the widest point, this is one hefty hunk of firm, flexible, super shiny silicone. The colouring is lovely and rich, and it really is a close representation of an actual aubergine. It’s purpler than the real thing, but I left it on the bench in the kitchen and my mother didn’t even look twice, so yeah. Priddy realistic.

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As I said above, there’s a super stretching 7.5 inches of girth to be had at the ‘base’ of the SelfDelve Aubergine, but the stalk end is a more reasonable 5 inches. I’ve used it from both ends, and this is what I thought:

Stalk-end
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With this end of the dildo being of average girth with a slight taper, it was easily inserted. I needed quite a bit of lube cos the silicone is pretty draggy, but once it was in I had enough to hold onto at the base to be able to ride myself to orgasm. I did need quite a lot of clit stim, though, cos the Aubergine is completely smooth and the curve is negligible, but I did get there and it was awesome when I did.

The Fella’s used this end on me a couple of times too. He really likes to flick my clit with the squishy stalk before going in for the kill, and when he combines this with a little oral action it’s actually really nice. He doesn’t take his time once he gets it in me either, he goes fast and hard, and has even managed to get a good g-spot orgasm out of me because he can use the flexibility of the silicone and his unique vantage point to get a good angle. I can’t do that when playing solo.

Base-end
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Now this is where the magic happens. The SelfDelve Aubergine has become the girthiest dildo in my collection, beating the current title holder by just half an inch. But oh my god, what a difference that half an inch makes!

I needed SO much lube to get the Aubergine inside of me, and I felt like I was clamped so tightly around it I could hardly shift it to thrust. Still, my vagina kept trying to repel it as soon as it moved even an inch toward the exit, so I quickly learned to get it comfily jammed inside me and then just circle and grind it rather than trying to thrust.

 

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The stretching of my opening, pressure on my perineum and all of my vaginal walls, and the constant pressure on my pubic bone were almost enough to bring me off all on their own, but it was when the Fella pressed his hand on my stomach, just above my mons, that I felt completely filled up, and after an agonisingly long time spent teetering on the edge of orgasm, I finally came.

I don’t know if the orgasm was so strong because of how long I was edged, or if it was because the Fella kept the Aubergine wedged firmly inside me, even though my vag was trying to expel it with each orgasmic pulse, but either way it was fucking amazing. It felt like every time he twitched the dildo the orgasm peaked a little higher, and I did end up crying in the end cos he started stimulating my clit with a powerful bullet, and adding a quickly reached clitoral orgasm into the mix was unbelievably overwhelming.

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The Fella absolutely loves using the wider end on me. He says he doesn’t know where he wants to stare more: between my legs or at my face. He tells me my ‘you’re hurting me but please don’t stop’ moans and grimaces are super sexy, and he loves watching my body open up to accommodate something that’s probably too big for it. He loves how I take his just the right side of cruel thrusts, and he loves how he has to fight to keep the dildo inside me when I come.

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Something else that he tells me he likes, is the fact that the Aubergine is colour changing. I knew this was a thing, but I’ve never really had a chance to see it in action cos I don’t have the flexibility required to watch while I penetrate myself with something, and on the few occasions where the Fella has whipped the dildo out of my vag and shoved it in my face so I could see, I’ve given precisely zero fucks. My response every time has been to growl at him and demand he get it back in me. He refused to once as punishment for my cheek, and it was tragic!

But even though I haven’t had the pleasure of watching me fuck myself with an ombre Aubergine, I have done a hot water dip for photo purposes, and I discovered that heat changes the dark purple to a brighter, paler purple. Looks pretty funky, doesn’t it.

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The Aubergine is easily washed with soapy water or toy cleaner, or you can stick it in your dish washer if you have one, or boil it in a pan on the cooker if you don’t. It comes in a fabulous metal tin, so there’s your storage sorted, but if you prefer to use a bag you’ll need to buy one of those yourself.

I’m not really a lover of any veggies that you wouldn’t expect to see alongside a Sunday roast, but I adore my SelfDelve Aubergine. It feeds the size queen in me, but also gives me another option for days when I can’t cope with the stretch, and it just looks utterly amazing. If you’d like to get your stretch on with your own Aubergine, you can buy one here.

The SelfDelve Aubergine Dildo was sent to me by SelfDelve in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

7 thoughts on “SelfDelve Aubergine Dildo

  1. Hey Ella,

    i reeeeally like your review of the Selfdelve Aubergine, one of the biggest silicon dildos i’ve ever seen.

    Please excuse my bad english. I’m from Germany and got only 3 years school lessons. English for runaways. 😀

    I’m a german sextoy blogger and i’ve just also had the chance to review one of the great selfdelve silicon dildos from Dresden, Germany: The “Luft – königlich”.

    And what should i say?

    It’s the prettiest, best dildo, i’ve ever had. it is nearly as good as the toys from the fun factory.
    Well, both made in germany. That should say enough! 😉

    BTW: For me… the aubergine would be lot to big…

    Best greetings

    Manuela

    1. Hiya Manuela!

      Thank you for your lovely comment, I’m so happy that you liked my review 😀

      SelfDelve dildos are amazing, aren’t they! The dildo you reviewed is beautiful. I’m a Gemini so am an air sign, and would love to try one of those one day. I love Fun Factory toys too, so there’s definitely something special about that German engineering, lol.

      The aubergine is a big one, but is so worth working up to if you like the idea of using big dildos. I wish you all the luck with it if you decide to give it a shot, and I wish you all the luck with your blog too.

      Ella.x

      1. They are 🙂

        Yes, do you know “made in germany”? It says a lot, i think 😀

        Thanks for your wishes. Maybee i’ll give the aubergine a try.

        We will see.

        Greetings from very cold, rainy Germany

  2. These are definitely the trippiest toys by far, but why not!! Not sure if you would be doing more explaining or if no one would know if accidentally happened upon!! Definitely interesting and pretty kool to boot!!! Thanks so much for the review.

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