Fun Toys Bioskin Gjack

I am a girl who loves cock. I love the way they look, and the way they feel in my hand and in my mouth, and everywhere else on my body I can put them. Even the taste of them gets my juices flowing. Well, until they start to come, that is. I could take them or leave them, then. The thing is, I’m married and monogamous, so even though there’s billions of cocks on Earth, I only ever get to play with one. The same one, day after day, year after year.

That makes my hunt for the perfect real feel sex toy all the more urgent. I see loads of ‘realest of the real’ and ‘even realer than the real thing’ claims flying all over the place, and of course they’re utter bollocks. Nothing could feel realer than the ‘real thing’, because if it did it wouldn’t feel like the real thing at all. Okay, I’ve said real too many times now, I’ve broken it. Moving on…

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One such realistic feeling sex toy is the Bioskin Gjack from Fun Toys. Yes, just like the rest of the world, I’m acutely aware that it looks like a Barbie pink version of the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss. The reason I chose to review the Gjack is because of the following sentence, taken directly from Fun Toys’ website:

We reached a new height in the evolution of toys’ materials and we created “BIOSKIN” – as close to the human body as possible.

Which realistic sextoy seeker wouldn’t want to fuck something made of that?

When the Gjack arrived I had a big smile at the packaging. I’m not particularly patriotic, but I did feel a slight stirring when I spotted the Union Jack on the lid of the super sturdy cardboard tube. Inside of that tube is the Gjack, magnetic usb charging cable, a storage bag and info leaflet.

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The Gjack comes in black and candy rose. I got the latter, and it’s an exceptionally pink shade of pink. I think the only word I could use to describe it is neon. Yep, it’s that bright.

As the name of the toy tells us, it’s made from Revolutionary Bioskin Material. What’s that then, I hear you cry? It’s super smooth, pinchable, squishable silicone that’s been wrapped around a solid inner core. It really is hard to describe how it feels. Soft, resilient, totally malleable…but not anything like any human body I’ve ever had the pleasure to touch.

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Nope, it doesn’t feel at all realistic to my fingers. There’s something a bit too plastic-like about it for it to feel like anything other than silicone.

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Where the Gjack does feel realistic, is when it comes to size. At 5.5” insertable length (8.75” overall) with a girth of 4.75” at the widest point, it’s pretty much the exact size of the average penis. The shaft is smooth and veinless with just a small ridge near the base, and has a semi-realistic head that’s very softly defined. As introductory insertables go, it’s definitely one I would recommend.

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Listen to me, so caught up on the materials I’m almost forgetting that the Gjack is a vibrator. Rechargeable via magnetic connectors in the base of the ergonomic loop handle, the Gjack offers 6 patterns and 10 intensities. It’s operated by a series of beneath the silicone buttons on the front of the handle. It’s 100% waterproof too, so if you fancy warming things up in a hot bath, go for your life.

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That leads us to the Bioskin Gjack in use.

Something unexplainable happens to me when I slip the Gjack inside of me. That ‘can’t be anything other than silicone’ feeling? It vanishes. As soon as I’ve gotten over the initial few thrusts, this thing feels pretty damned realistic!

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The first time I used it I left the vibes switched off. Keeping my eyes closed while I thrusted slowly and steadily, it was easy to slip into a penis in vagina fantasy that felt all the more absorbing because my vagina was almost fooled into believing that’s what it was getting. If there’d been the weight of a body between my legs, I think it might have totally believed it.

The Gjack is soft but firm, it warms up to body temperature really quickly, and the sheer squishiness of it passing my pubic bone and pressing against my vaginal walls does make for a realistic ride.

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What are the vibes like? Nothing spectacular, though they are quiet until you hit the top two speeds. No, they’re definitely not the rumbly, bone shaking vibrations my body loves to love. However, they do add quite a bit of oomph to my orgasms. I honestly think that deeper vibes could potentially spoil the way the Gjack feels for me. They would have a good chance of overpowering the real feel nature of the toy, making it all about them and not that weird material that feels so different in use vs in the hand.

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A natural, rolling rhythm with the occasional mad burst of speed or deep grinding motion gets me to the finish line every time. And I don’t actively seek that finish line with the Gjack, either. I enjoy the lazy, slow build of an internal massage, and only switch the vibes on and go for it once I’m almost there.

Yeah, the Fun Toys’ Orgasm Delivery slogan is pretty accurate

I haven’t used it anally, and don’t plan to. The materials give the impression that they’ll cling to any smells, and putting a condom on it like I do with other silicone anal toys would defeat the purpose. As I said earlier, it’s waterproof, so cleaning under running water with a bit of soap does the job well. Then pop it in its bag and it’ll be ready for you next time.

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If you’d like to discover the Gjack for yourself, you can pick one up from Amazon. I won’t link there, but if I find it from a place that’s consistently reputable I’ll update the review.

The Bioskin Gjack was sent to me by Fun Toys in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

4 thoughts on “Fun Toys Bioskin Gjack

  1. Ooh. I’m not really into penises as a concept, so realistic isn’t usually a selling point for me, but a nice squishy vibrating dildo is pretty appealing anyway. It’s not visually realistic enough to squick me out. Huh, pretty good. Thanks for the review!

  2. “…it looks like a Barbie pink version of the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss” Ha! Exactly what I thought when I clicked on the post! I almost wish they’d take it all the way and just make it glow-in-the-dark 😛

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