Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator

What’s better than a big fat Fun Factory dildo that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever? A big fat Fun Factory vibrator that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever – with a kick. Yep, the Fun Factory Boss Stub has a sassy sibling in the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator, and it’s fucking spectacular.

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I kinda feel like I’m cheating when it comes to reviewing Fun Factory stuff. Why? Because I know there’s something like a 99.9% chance that I’m gonna love whatever product it is before I even open the box. I’ve got a few Fun Factory toys now and there’s not a dud among them.

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The G5 Big Boss from the Black Line collection is a gorgeous specimen. Unlike the regular range which features white handles, the Black Line collection is exactly what it says on the tin; black. The shaft of the Big Boss is made from Fun Factory’s strange sandy matte black silicone, with a black ABS plastic handle. The only splashes of colour come from the pinky grey Plus (+) and Minus ( – ) buttons and the red FUN button. Oh, the finger loop on the handle is ringed with silver plastic, too.

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So, as I said above, the G5 Big Boss is a girthy sonofabitch. Well, it isn’t the chubbiest insertable toy I have, but at 5.5” in circumference it’s definitely thick enough to let my vagina know it’s being penetrated. Length wise, you get around 6.5” insertable, the total length of the toy being about 9”.

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The shaft is flexible and lightly textured with a couple of well-placed veins. One runs right up the shaft and another three fan out around the base. If you can take in the full insertable length there’s gonna be some treats waiting to tickle your vaginal opening. I say vaginal because there’s no flare to the base, so as big as it is I wouldn’t recommend the G5 Big Boss for anal play. It’s unlikely to go missing but I’d still advise caution.

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Anyway, another lovely feature of the shaft is the head. It looks pretty subtle but don’t let that fool you. The firmness of the silicone makes for quite a sharp pop on insertion, and feeling it whipping back and forth past the pubic bone is sexy as hell. It’s also firm enough to give the G-Spot a good massaging, so it’s worth finding the right angle to make that happen.

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Even used as a dildo the G5 Big Boss is delightful. I could honestly fuck the veins right off the shaft all day long, providing I don’t run out of lube. And I won’t ever as I have gallons of the stuff stashed all over the house.

But the G5 Big Boss isn’t a dildo, it’s a vibrator. A fantastic vibrator.

I did worry that the silicone of such a chunky toy would deaden the vibes. My concern was that it would be too dense for them to carry through the full shaft. I needn’t have worried at all.

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The USB rechargeable (pouts at the magnetic charger) G5 Big Boss offers 6 intensities of constant vibration and 6 patterns, or as the instruction leaflet calls them, rhythms. Rolling, pulsing, revving or constant, there’s something here to suit most tastes, I would think. And the quality of the vibes is pretty damned good. They’re powerful and even the lowest intensity gives off a subtle rumbling shudder rather than a weak high pitched buzz.

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The vibes start on the middle speed so you have to scroll down to reach the bottom. I start this way, using the tip of the shaft to tickle my clit to arousal. Once the juices start to flow I increase the speed and by the time I hit the fourth intensity I’m coming. I like to linger on clitoral play for a while, using the patterns and lower speeds to edge myself and tease myself before going for the kill.

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After that I alternate between slow deep strokes (aiming for my G-Spot as best as I can) and clit stim. The size, shape, firmness of the shaft and the quality and power of the vibes give me so much I can happily play with the G5 Big Boss for hours without feeling the need to switch toys or even add extra clit stim. I’d love to give it a go anally but until I get hold of some of those fancy rings that give straight shafted toys an anal safe base I’ll stop at an external tease and go no further.

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The G5 Big Boss is waterproof so is super easy to keep clean. The fact that it’s silicone means I can’t use it in the bath, though, which is a shame because it’s one of the few toys I have that I’d actually like to bathe with. I love the idea of being submersed in hot bubbly water, lazily fucking myself (or better still, having the Fella fuck me) with a vibe that has a bit of everything I like, but water-based lube just washes right off. That leaves me dry and the reality of draggy silicone friction burns is not a turn-on in the slightest.

If you’re after a rechargeable body safe vibrator that offers powerful rumbles, substantial size and gorgeous looks, the G5 Big Boss could be for you. To buy one now, click the banner below.

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The Fun Factory G5 Big Boss was sent to me by Latex, Leather & Lace in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

2 thoughts on “Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator

  1. Oh My! I sure do love my big black d.
    Fun Factory makes great toys that hold up for me.

    I love the feeling of 7″ of thick black cock filling me up.

  2. My lady and I were very excited to receive this, especially since we did quite a bit of searching for a nice toy that seemed like it would deliver the vibration adjust-ability and size we were seeking. Out of the box, it appeared to be made very well and the materials and features seemed to be right for the price. We charged it fully just as the instructions said. We had fun with it on 4 different occasions perhaps 15-20 minutes each time; charging it fully when it showed signs of slowing down. It is amazingly strong and we enjoyed the variety of vibrations it had. Keep in mind, it’s very girthy though – slightly smaller than a racquet ball at its widest point.

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