Emojibator Eggplant Mini Vibrator

Despite the skully darkness of my nature, I’m a total sucker for cute things. Kittens, fairies, unicorns, piglets… all of them grab my attention. They make me batter my lids at the Fella and say, can I have one, in the most childlike voice I can muster. I pretty much felt like this when I spotted the Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator.

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Yeah, I got starry eyed over a vibrator. It wasn’t the first time, either.

As someone who annoys the shit out of everybody by using only Emojis to communicate via text, I couldn’t not give the Emojibator a shot. I couldn’t wait to see if it would end up in my bedside table or if I’d be suggesting it to that one friend who always buys a novelty sex toy no matter who she gets for Secret Santa.

I’m not usually one for that plastic clam shell packaging approach, but this time it worked for me. The Emojibator Eggplant comes in a simple clear plastic bubble with a card sleeve backing. That card is printed to look like a mobile phone screen, So simple yet so effective.

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It isn’t a long-term storage solution, though, but in a gesture that delighted me, Emojibator included a zippy travel case with my review package. It’s a lovely aubergine coloured hard case, which is unadorned on the outside so is 100% discreet. Inside, however, bears a cheeky message which made me smile my cheesiest smile. It says Go F*ck Yourself. Literally. 🍆 The Fella asked if that was the instructions and even though those are printed on the back of the card sleeve, and I said yes.

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I loved Emojobator’s fun approach, and that was before I even held the vibe in my hand. When I finally did, I was genuinely surprised by the quality if the Eggplant. What you have is an ABS plastic bullet encased in deep purple silicone. Battery operated (it takes 4 LR44 batteries which are included), it has a twist off cap which is coated in green silicone. The stalk of the Eggplant is the control button and I get a kick out of that that you wouldn’t believe.

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The whole piece feels so solid and robust. It feels like, if I dropped it, it would bounce and be totally fine. I did wonder if the silicone was a sleeve but a tiny little tug with my nail informed me that it most definitely isn’t. The silicone is glued to the bullet, so there’s no removing it to use it with different ones.

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I love mini vibes, which at 4.75” in total length is exactly what this is. They’re palm sized. Handbag sized, and very easily concealable. I know, this one is a little bright purple vegetable, but I’ve successfully hidden it (in plain sight) from the Fella more than once. Its maximum girth is a shade under 4”, so yeah, I’d say it’s a mini vibrator rather than a bullet.

The Emojibator Eggplant offers ten different vibration functions, all of them accessible via the button disguised as a stalk. Two speeds and eight patterns. It made me sad that I had to scroll through all those settings to switch the toy off, cos it’s a noisy little thing. It loses its discreet status once it’s buzzing away. There’s no hiding it from the Fella then.

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I’ve taken to giving the cap a quick twist to break the connection rather than pressing the button a load of times. It kills it dead immediately. That said, if you’ve been taking advantage of the fact that it’s 100% waterproof, stick to the button.

I’m making it sound like I use my Emojibator Eggplant loads, aren’t I? The truth is, I do, but not on myself. The vibes are weak and surface level buzzy. They’re waspy, all they do is irritate my clit and make it itchy. I’ve given it a bunch of chances to make me come, even going so far as to getting so close to climax before using it a loud clap would have be enough to tip me over the edge, but all I achieved there was a ruined orgasm.

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The reason this toy gets a lot of use is the Fella. He truly is a sucker for vibes that do nothing for me so it has a place in our oral escapades, for sure. But more than that, he likes to torture me with it. Yep, I get tied up and have my vulva ‘itched’ with an Eggplant shaped vibrator. It drives me fucking insane, and it’s even worse when he moves it to the soles of my feet. That’s made it a firm favourite in his box of tricks, and that is something neither of us saw coming.

Like I said above, the Emojibator Eggplant is waterproof, so cleaning is easy. Washing in warm soapy water is enough, and it doesn’t attract lint either so keeping it good isn’t a chore. I keep mine in my snazzy Emojobator case, which is available for purchase through Emojibator’s site.

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Recommending this type of toy is always hard, cos I don’t like saying if someone humming near you makes you come, this is perfect for you. But the fact is only the least fussy of clits will like this toy. If you enjoy shallow penetration it feels quite nice, though. If you have an easily accessible G-Spot the firmness makes it okay for that, too. But you don’t have to have a clit to enjoy the Emojibator. If, like the Fella, you like mild vibes with your blow jobs, or just fancy tickling your balls while you play solo, this vibe is a great choice.

Whatever your situation, click the banner below if you’re after bagging an Emojibator of your own.

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The Emojibator Eggplant and Case were sent to me by Emojibator in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

One thought on “Emojibator Eggplant Mini Vibrator

  1. 🙁 I was really hoping this vibe has vibrations as nice as it looks! Hopefully they create others with more rumbly vibrations xx

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