BS Atelier Alex ‘Light Grey Noise’ Dildo

Okay, I know you’ll probably think, well I’ve heard that before, when I tell you that I’ve wanted to try a BS Atelier dildo for an absolute age of men. You’re probably thinking, is there anything that hasn’t been on her lust list since God was at school, and the answer to that is, not many things, no, and I don’t blush when I say it.

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The reason for that is, I hung around on the periphery of the blogging community for probably a year and a quarter before I jumped off the cliff with Scandarella, and I saw so many fantastic looking things that I really did want to try for myself. I was getting some of those things too, but money being what it is, I was getting them slowly, and no matter how strongly I desired them, stuff from foreign parts were always nudged down my list by something I could have within 24 hours from right here in the UK.

So, getting to review the gorgeous Alex from BS Atelier was a huge thing for me to cross off my wanna fuck-it bucket list, and I owe many thanks to the fabulous Innocent Sex Toys for giving me the opportunity *mwah!

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Now the Alex really is a beautiful piece of silicone. There are 13 colourways to choose from on BS Atelier’s own website, each of them as lovely as the next, but I was thoroughly delighted to find that my personal favourite – ‘Noise Light Grey’ – was one of the 5 choices available at Innocent Sex Toys.

 

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The colour of this dildo in person is just stunning. The red, black and white splashes stand out beautifully, making it look like a very funky piece of phallic art done in the style of Jackson Pollock. Because of the nature of the production of these dildos, your Alex Light Grey ‘Noise’ won’t be the same as mine, it’ll be unique to you.

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As size goes, it’s teeeeny tiny. Well, for me it is, considering I’m getting far too accustomed to cramming big hulking things in my vagina on a daily basis. But it’s definitely closer to a realistic size than many of the dildos I love, and sometimes a girl just wants to feel like she’s being fucked by something natural and not Tolkien-esque.

If that’s you all the time, the Alex could be the perfect choice for you. The insertable length is just over average at 6 inches, and the girth of the shaft is a svelte 3.75 inches in circumference at its narrowest point, increasing to a still modest 4.5 inches at its widest.

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The head is possibly the oddest I’ve ever seen on a dildo, and I’ve seen some dildos in my time! It takes up around a third of the shaft’s length which, when combined with the little indentation just above the soft coronal ridge and the subtle curve in the shaft, gives the g-spot a right treat. The matte, slightly draggy silicone helps this along heaps too. It’s flexible enough to completely double over backward and forward, but at the same time it’s firm enough to resist if you give it a squeeze.

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This means that once you find the angle that works for you, your g-spot is nicely stimulated by the tip. I have another dildo which is a very similar size to the BS Atelier Alex, but it’s so smooshy soft it’s shit for g-spotting cos I can’t get enough pressure. The firmness of the Alex eliminates that problem.

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However… as much as I love it when the Fella crawls between my knees with this gorgeous dildo in his hands to work my g-spot into a frenzy, my favourite way to use it is lather it in water-based lube and fuck myself with it the same way I like to be fucked by an actual cock. I love just holding the flared base and straight up pounding myself with it. No fancy angles, no a-spots or g-spots, just plain old in and out thrusting. Well, plain old exceedingly fast in and out thrusting.

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I love it cos the ridge flicks back and forth over my pubic bone, and the odd knocks against my g-spot gently nudge my arousal a bit higher each time it happens. The BS Atelier Alex is small enough for me to really let rip without fear of poking, prodding or over stretching myself, and I’ve had some seriously exhausting orgasms from using it this way.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention what a fantastic pegging dildo the BS Atelier Alex is. We have quite a selection of dildos the Fella will allow to infiltrate his butt, and the Alex is on that list. He loves the curve and the slenderness of the shaft, and he gets a kick out of telling me to fuck him with the Jackson Pollock.

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I like to see it poking out from between my hips too, as I much prefer to pretend that pretty dildos are my cock than the realistic looking ones. You need a small 1.5 inch o-ring for the BS Alex if you plan to use it in your harness, so make sure you have one to hand.

Once all that pounding and pegging is over, the Alex can be washed in soapy water, or sprayed with toy cleaner if you use it. I do, and that’s how I clean mine. There isn’t a storage bag supplied, so if you don’t have a shelf in a cupboard like I do, you’ll need to sort that out.

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All-in-all, I really like the Alex, and I wasn’t sure I was going to when I first saw how small it is. But it works for both myself and the Fella, as a couple and solo (yes, he’s used this one all by his lonesome) so we’d both give you the thumbs up if you were considering buying your own. If you want to pick one up, click the banner below.

The BS Atelier Alex ‘Light Grey Noise’ was sent to me by Innocent Sex Toys in exchange for an honest review. This in no way influences my opinions, which are now, and will forever be, my own. No affiliate links have been used in this post.

2 thoughts on “BS Atelier Alex ‘Light Grey Noise’ Dildo

  1. You have me sold on this toy now 🙂

    I don’t know why but I always thought it was much bigger judging by product page photos of it but seems a nice size here!

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