Javida Heating Vibe

Rabbit vibrators. They’re a funny breed of sex toy, aren’t they? They look like they should be the perfect tool to provide their user with glorious, easily won blended orgasms. But many people – myself included – have been let down by their buzzing bunnies because they’re not a one-size-fits-all kinda toy. Finding the perfect fit, size, and power level all in one product is a right royal pain in the arse at best. And, if I’m honest, it’s probably an unreasonable thing to expect from something that isn’t custom made. Whenever I get a chance to road test a body safe rabbit, I jump at it, hoping that I’ll finally find the perfect one for me. Do you reckon the Javida Heating Vibe from the lovely folks at Orion has a chance of being it?

I’ve tried products from a few of Orion’s own brands now and, so far, most of what I’ve seen has impressed me. The build of their vibrators is always to a high standard, and the Javida Heating Vibe is no different. Continue reading “Javida Heating Vibe”

Hop Cottontail Rabbit Vibrator

Imagine, if you will, a black and white scene on a small, boxy screen. Two individuals staring each other down, the lust thickened air wrought with tension. They want to touch each other. But they’re afraid that, if they do, they might discover that desire aside, they’re entirely incompatible. That’s basically me and the rabbit vibrator, people. Those providers of dual stimulation and I have had a strained relationship in the past and this, the Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Rabbit, is the latest in a string of vulva bunnies to try to seduce me. Read on to find out how it did…

This packaging, though. All the candyfloss pink in the land has been concentrated into this paperboard box. And the window in the front of said box is massive, showing pretty much the entire Cottontail in all its candyfloss pink glory. I really wish I could hate it, but even though it’s cheap and natty looking for a product in this price bracket, I actually like it. Continue reading “Hop Cottontail Rabbit Vibrator”

SKY Alto by AVE

Here’s a thing that didn’t occur to me until very recently: what if I wanted the luxury of a high-end vibrator, but disliked powerful, rumbly vibes? Nearly all fancy pants sex toys come with words like ‘powerful’ and ‘rumbly’ splashed over their product pages and packaging. That’s great for me, cos powerful and rumbly vibes are the best as far as I’m concerned. But what about those folks whose clits and bits recoil at the thought of thunderclaps on their genitals? How do they get their luxury with a side of gentle? Well, they could check out the Sky Alto by AVE.

Nine times out of ten, if I consider a sex toy to be beautiful, it’s a dildo. Vibrators can be fancy, sure, but I most often feel that they’re built for function rather than form. And rightfully so, a pretty vibrator would be pretty pointless if it didn’t deliver. Continue reading “SKY Alto by AVE”

Fun Factory Amorino Mini Vibrator

If anyone asked me what my favourite sex toy brand of all time is, I’d throw my arms out and yodel, “Fun Factory!”. I love getting packages delivered, but there’s an extra air of excitement about it when I know there’s something from that brand inside. I’m not ashamed to admit that, when the Fun Factory Amorino Mini Vibrator arrived, I did a little dance. But not for the reason you’d expect. The reason was, it’s the first product of theirs where I’ve looked at it and thought, what the fuck’s this about, then?

Yep, the Amorino isn’t your everyday mini rabbit. It’s got a little something extra, and I knew it had the potential to be either mind-warpingly good or completely and utterly shite. Continue reading “Fun Factory Amorino Mini Vibrator”

Bodywand WandPlus Rabbit 8

Well now! If you’d told me six months ago that I’d get to review a mains powered insertable vibrator, I’d have laughed in your face. I’d never seen one before and, to be perfectly honest with you, the idea that company could be in the middle of making one never even occurred to me. But then three different styles appeared on Lovehoney’s tester list, and I was given the opportunity to review one (then another later on, the review for which you can check out here).

The Bodywand WandPlus Rabbit 8
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Jopen Opal Dual Massager

When I first spotted the Jopen Opal on Twitter, my eyes were instantly on stalks. I pretty much rubbed them all over the gorgeous image on my laptop screen and had my first eyegasm. It was just so lovely to look at I wanted it on sight, and when the fabulous Carolyn from Betty’s Toy Box asked me if I was up for reviewing it, I think I whooped so hard she heard me across continents.

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Close2You Flores Piccolo

The Close2You Flores Piccolo rabbit-style vibrator was an unexpected offering from a lovely lady at Orion, sent along with the Passione Rosa (from the same brand) for me to review. I have a number of rabbit vibes at this point, and I have a terrible time getting them to work for me, so I was eager to see if the Piccolo would end up on the yes or no pile.

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Nexus Femme Bisous Dual-Stim Vibrator

As a blogger who is lucky enough to get to review products which various companies send to me free of charge, I have a personal rule that any product I haven’t paid for is to be reviewed within 30 days of delivery. I don’t get boxes full of stuff rolling in daily, and I don’t take for the sake of taking then make a company wait for 3 months because I’ve over committed myself.

So, now you know that, I’m guessing you can imagine how distressed I am that the Nexus Femme Bisous has been with me for over a month and is only now being reviewed. But that’s not because I took on more work than I could handle. I’ve actually tried writing this review four times, it’s just never felt right.

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We-Vibe Nova

When someone says, ‘Rabbit-style vibrator’ or ‘dual stimulator’ to you, what images pop into your head? Whirly beaded shafts? Little bunny face with pointy ears? Big clunky-assed handle with clicky buttons? Yeah, that’s what I think of too. So like me, you probably look at the We-Vibe Nova and think, what the fuck is that all about?

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Blush Novelties Aria Lotus Flutter

I’m not a girly girl. I wear clothes with skulls on them, I paint my nails in dark colours, and I avoid rom-coms like they’re gonna give me a social rash. But offer me a lime green butterfly vibrator and I’ll squeal like a teenager and take your hand off. Sorry, Blush Novelties. I’ll get that hand back to you very soon, I promise!

So yeah, joking aside, when I was offered the opportunity to review the Lotus Flutter from Blush’s Aria range, I snapped it up.

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