If you’ve been with me for a while, you’ll know that I attended Eroticon (a sex writer’s conference in London) earlier this year. What an awesome, eye-opening, educating weekend that was! I learned so much, met some lovely people, did a bit of fangirling, and got all excited about a few prototypes of products that were being released in the autumn. Well, autumn is now here, and one of those products is in the house! I’m gonna tell y’all about one of my most anticipated toys of the year; the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee.
If you’ve never heard of Hot Octopuss, you’re missing out. Well, if you have a penis you are, at least. They’re the inventors of the Pulse range – or Guybrators, as they’re commonly called. Vibrating, pulsating masturbators intended to take even the humblest of cocks to seventh heaven while giving any visiting clits a cheeky treat at the same time. Continue reading “Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Clitoral Stimulator”
Just like everyone else on the planet, I have favourite movies. I have favourite music, foods, and TV shows. And I also have favourite sex toy brands. I’ve made no secret that the top of my pops is Fun Factory, but I don’t think I’ve ever officially announced that We-Vibe is probably a close second. I’ve reviewed a few of their products this past month or so, and now it’s the turn of one that’s been waiting for my attention for a while. The We-Vibe Touch.
For a few years now, one bullet has reigned supreme on my top clit toys list. The We-Vibe Tango. Damn, I love that toy so fucking much! If anyone had told me, even just a few years ago, that a three-inch-long vibrator would not only be capable of giving me stitch inducing clitoral orgasms, but that it would give me them every time I used it, I would have laughed in their face. Younger me had a hard clit to please. Continue reading “We-Vibe Touch Clitoral Vibrator”
Before I started blogging, I had never heard of OVO. I’d probably seen them dotted about online, but back then I struggled to see anything but the brightest stars of the sex toy universe. It was all about the Doxy, and the Womanizer, and stuff from Tantus. But I was sent a box of OVO products to review last year, and I was impressed. So, when I was offered another box this year, I jumped at the chance. Included in that second box was this, the OVO S3 Body Massager, and I’m ready to lay out my opinions.
Nobody could ever accuse OVO of making cheap, crappy products. Every single sample of their work that’s graced my playtime – be it this mini bullet or this touch-wheel controlled vibrator – has been well-made. Their designs are simple, their materials body safe and decent quality. Continue reading “OVO S3 Rechargeable Body Massager”
There are some things in the world of Scandarella that are kinda givens. Awesome products. Shitty products. So mediocre I fell asleep while using them products. Products I love, ones I hate, and others that the Fella and I argue over because of our vastly different tastes and opinions. All of that I expect on a day to day basis, but one thing happened to me recently that I would never have expected in a million years. The thing that happened, is the Teddy Love Vibrating Bear.
Yep, if a fortune teller had looked into a crystal ball this time last year and told me they’d seen me riding the face off a teddy bear, sweaty, grunting, and in hot pursuit of an orgasm, I’d have said, “No, no-no-no-no, I stopped humping teddy bears as soon as I started humping humans.” Continue reading “Teddy Love Vibrating Bear”
In a recent conversation about Scandarella, one of the few friends I’ve actually told about it said, “Your site looks great, but how come nearly all the stuff you write about is dead expensive?” I could have told her it’s because they’re all made from body safe materials by reputable companies, but that sounded like bullshit even to me. You can get perfectly good silicone or glass or ABS toys these days for very little money. Luckily, I knew I had a lovely little vibe waiting in the wings for review, so I told her about the Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator.
I’m usually one to balk at battery operated toys. You can tell me I’ve been ruined by rechargeables all you like, the fact remains that, not only are batteries expensive and bad for the environment, but the vibes they put out are nearly always shite. Continue reading “Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator”
When people think of brands like We-Vibe, they often think in terms of cost. Understandably so, given that it’s one of the most popular mainstream luxury brands out there. Well, that’s all changing. Not the luxe status, but the price point. Like some other brands, We-Vibe have started looking into introductory models. And this, the We-Vibe Unite is one such product.
Before I tell you about it, I’ll tell you a little about the folk who sent it to me: Luxury Vibrators. Spurred on by their need to stay home with their children, Canadian besties – Bonnie & Stacie – decided to launch their very own online store. Carrying nothing but the best the sex toy market has to offer, they’ve been shipping their wares mostly throughout Canada and the United States since 2015. In a recent review package from them which saw me rolling on my bed in a glut of gorgeous toys, I found the We-Vibe Unite. So, let’s get to talking about that, shall we… Continue reading “We-Vibe Unite Partner Vibrator”
I’m sure you can all remember the recent guest review the lovely Just Jess Reviews did of the MysteryVibe Crescendo, right here at Scandarella. She wasn’t impressed at all, not unlike many other reviewers out there. Right after that review went live, MysteryVibe told me that they’d been listening to the feedback they were receiving, and they offered Jess a chance to review the new improved Crescendo. Well, this is her mini review! Did MysteryVibe really make improvements, or did they just do a few ineffectual tweaks? Check out what Jess has to say to find out!
I was super excited when MysteryVibe reached out after reading my guest review on Scandarella. My wish had come true, they had listened to bloggers’ and reviewers’ feedback and created the Crescendo 2.0 – New motors! Continue reading “MysteryVibe Crescendo Follow Up Mini Review”
You may remember that, earlier this year, I reviewed a bullet that, in my opinion, gives the We-Vibe Tango a run for its money in the power stakes. It was the Power Bullet by Loving Joy, and it’s ace. Well, another interesting product graced my doorstep recently, and it’s time to share my thoughts. Here’s the lowdown on the Loving Joy Versa.
I would imagine that, by this point, you’ve all heard of the G-Kii 2 by Je Joue, and the Crescendo by MysteryVibe. Flexible, versatile vibrators that can go from a long, deep diving internal vibe to a C-shaped dual stimulator in just a few quick clicks? Well, Versa is Loving Joy’s first foray into the poseable vibrator market. Continue reading “Loving Joy Versa Poseable Vibrator”
How pinpoint do you like your vibes? Do you like them broad and sweeping, carrying through your labia, perineum, anus or cock? Or are you one of those folks that thinks, give me the vibes right there, the closer to ground zero, the better? Well, if you’re in the former group you’ve lucked out landing on this review. But, if you’re in team precise vibes, you may well have come to the right place. Read on and find out all about the OVO D5 Rechargeable Mini Vibrator.
Now, in my eyes, the OVO D5 is a little on the large side to be classed as a true mini vibe. To me, minis are 4” and under, yet the D5 is 6” in total length. I guess it is a mini for me, given that I like big hulking toys that are as long as my forearm. But I know a load of people who would consider 6” their go to size for insertables. And a few who tighten up at the thought of it. Continue reading “OVO D5 Rechargeable Mini Vibrator”
I come, at long last, to the bottom of the box that was my review package for So Divine UK. It’s been a pleasure getting to know all of their products, from the adorable silicone sleeved Je T’Aime to the double ended Wicked Game Wand. Now it’s time for me to tell you about the So Divine Vibrating Bullets.
Something that I find unusual about So Divine’s product range is that different colours of the same product come with different names. The Wicked Game, for example, is purple, while the pink version is called Sweetest Taboo. In the same vein, their bullets come in four colours; red (Thinkin’ ‘Bout You), pink (French Kiss), silver (Need You Tonight) and rose gold (Halo). Continue reading “So Divine Vibrating Bullets”