NU-Sensuelle Bunni Bullet Vibrator

You may or may not recall me mentioning the bumper box of NU-Sensuelle treats that the fab people at Latex, Leather & Lace sent me a short while back. I’m really enjoying getting to know these products, there are all sorts to keep me entertained. I’ve already reviewed a mini vibe and a rabbit, and the latest one I want to talk about is the NU-Sensuelle Bunnii.

NU-Sensuelle Bunnii review, purple bullet vibrator with bunny ears, on a black sparkly background

Basically, the Bunnii is a bullet with ears. Soft, flexible silicone ones that could be your clit’s new bestie if the direct contact of a bullet is uncomfortable for you. Cos, even though it’s coated in the same purple silicone as the ears, the Nu-Sensuelle Bunnii bullet is rigid. Yeah, silicone is known for dampening vibrations, but there isn’t enough of it to even take the edge off the hard power that shakes the Bunnii’s ABS plastic core. That can be far too harsh a stimulation for some, but the ears introduce much gentler vibes. Continue reading “NU-Sensuelle Bunni Bullet Vibrator”

Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator

I know that, sooner or later, the day will come when Womanizer – ah, my beloved Womanizer – will do something that will make me frown. What I don’t know is what form this sigh-inducing ‘upgrade’ will take. Will they make an attachment that’s so flat it won’t be able to find my clit? Or will they add *horrified gasp* patterns and destroy the awesome suction sensations their products never fail to deliver? When Lovehoney sent me the Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator for review, its fancy new features had me worried. Would this be the one to disappoint me?

On the face of it, the Womanizer Premium is cracking. Immediately noticeable through the window in the pretty new packaging is that this model is a streamlined take on the original shape. It’s sleeker and more pointed, kinda like the Pro40 except slightly curved with a more ergonomically shaped ‘handle’. Continue reading “Womanizer Premium Clitoral Stimulator”

Blush Novelties Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe

If you’re looking for a good quality, insanely affordable sex toy brand, look no further than Blush Novelties. Once hugely frowned upon in the sex blogging world, Blush has turned themselves around largely thanks to the efforts of one Ducky Doolittle. Everything Blush product that’s come my way over the last year or two has really impressed me, and this, the Blush Novelties Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe definitely hasn’t let the side down.

Bullet vibrators have got to be one of the most common types of sex toy, they’re available everywhere. Wee, skinny little things that can be cheap and quite literally cheerful, or subtle and expensive. Nine times out of ten cheap ones deliver weak, high pitched vibes and the pricier ones have more (sometimes a lot more) depth. Continue reading “Blush Novelties Nocturnal Lipstick Vibe”

Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand Vibrator

Once upon a time, I’d take an immediate dislike to any sex toy which, in my opinion, would look perfectly at home on a shelf in Toys R Us. Cute faces, kiddie brands, teddy bears… it was all one big nope. Fast forward to 2018 and here I am, writing a review of a vibrator with a cheesy smiling face printed on the business end. And you know what? I think the Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand is as cute as fuck.

This little stick of sunshine measures up at a pint-sized 5” all in. The ABS plastic peanut-shaped handle is made of white ABS plastic and bears the Lovehoney heart near the top. It’s super slim and almost weightless. At its widest point, it’s a mere 4” in circumference. I find it really comfortable to hold, though its tininess does make it harder for me to reach my vulva in some positions. Continue reading “Lovehoney Oh-Moji Mini Wand Vibrator”

NU-Sensuelle Bobbii Flexible Vibrator

One of the best things about being a sex blogger is getting to try new toys pretty much all the time. Sometimes it’s a new type of toy or a new take on an old favourite. And sometimes it’s a new brand. When Latex, Leather & Lace offered to send me a box full of goodies from NU-Sensuelle I did a little dance. This is one of those brands I’ve never tried before, and I was super eager to check them out. I’m gonna start with my pick of the bunch, the NU-Sensuelle Bobbii Flexible Vibrator.

At 5.25” from end to end, the Bobbii is only a couple of inches longer than a bullet vibe. It’s a bit chubbier than a bullet, though, yet still super slender with a maximum girth of just 3.25”. This makes it a good option for folks who don’t enjoy or struggle to get their bodies to accept larger toys. It’s a good choice for the young and inexperienced, too. Continue reading “NU-Sensuelle Bobbii Flexible Vibrator”

Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator

Are you a sex toy lover who travels a lot? Do you ever look at your collection and think, which of you lovely wee things are going in my suitcase? I know I’d be like that if I had to go anywhere, I couldn’t be without at least one toy. I also know that, should I get the chance to pop off on holiday or even for a weekend away, I’ve found the very toy I’ll be rolling up in a pair of knickers. Yep, the Satisfyer Pro Traveler is the one that will travel with me.

Satisfyer Pro Traveler packaging on pink and white background

I’ll hold my hands up now and say that I didn’t think I’d ever find a Satisfyer product that beat my beloved Womanizer. But the Pro Traveler is so perfect for what it’s designed for I can’t help but think that I might have. I thought that the Womanizer Starlet was the perfect pint-sized air pulse travel companion, but this one has it beat. Continue reading “Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator”

We-Vibe Anniversary Collection

A couple of months ago, I was sent the loveliest of gifts from one of my favourite brands; We-Vibe. This awesome company has just recently celebrated a milestone anniversary. Ten years of spreading sexual happiness with gems like the Nova, Ditto, and of course the iconic Tango. To mark the occasion with style they released a limited-edition two-piece set featuring two of their most prized products. When getting starry-eyed over the set specific colours I realised I’ve yet to write any kind of detailed review about my beloved Tango, and as one of those babies comes in this set I thought it was high time. So here are my thoughts on the We-Vibe Anniversary Collection.

As I said above, this set comprises of two products. Alongside the Tango is the cream of We-Vibe’s wearable vibrator crop, the Sync and its remote control. You might be wondering what’s so special about bundling two already well-received products together, and I’m gonna tell you. Continue reading “We-Vibe Anniversary Collection”

Pink BOB Bumpy Betty Tongue Vibrator

As a rule, I try to avoid vibrators that I know are gonna be buzzy. They aggravate me. I get itchy, or desensitised, or just plain irritated by the way they don’t work for me. But sometimes, even though I can feel in my bones that I’ll have no love for the vibes, a shape or texture will catch my eye and I’ll feel compelled to give whatever toy it is a shot. That’s how I got my paws on the Pink BOB Bumpy Betty Tongue Vibrator.

Firstly, I’m gonna have a whine about the brand name, cos the gendering is strong with this one. As y’all probably know, B.O.B stands for battery operated boyfriend, so this brand – and its website – is called Pink Battery-Operated Boyfriend. To me, it gives the impression that all women love pink, and ‘boyfriend’ suggests that they get attached to their vibrators in some kind of emotional/romantic capacity. Cheesy and patronising with a side of insulting, no? Okay, okay, I know that some folks will love the fuck right out of it, but it makes me want to hurl. Continue reading “Pink BOB Bumpy Betty Tongue Vibrator”

Loving Joy Dua Interchangeable Vibrator

About a month and a bit before Scandarella became a thing, I got an email from the mighty Cara Sutra. Her Christmas break was upon her and she had a product that needed reviewing. Not wanting to break her own ‘no reviews’ rule, she asked me if I could do it for the Pleasure Panel. Of course I said yes, because it was Cara, and it was an awesome sounding product. And I don’t think I’ve seen anything like it since. Well, not until I got an email from Sex Toys UK asking me if I wanted to review the latest addition to their ace Loving Joy line. Louise (who is my STUK contact and one of the loveliest people ever) was super excited about it, and that in turn got me super excited. So, when the Loving Joy Dua was finally in my hands I couldn’t wait to start getting acquainted.

So, what is the Dua?

Basically, it’s a box full of options. An interchangeable vibrator with two gorgeous attachments. One of them is a midi-wand style attachment and the other is a rabbit. That right there is brilliant, in my opinion. I mean, could two toys be any more different than a wand and a rabbit? Not just in shape, but in size, surface contact, and stimulation type. Continue reading “Loving Joy Dua Interchangeable Vibrator”

Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation

Hmmm, the Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation. I’ve had this thing sat in my review cupboard for ages. When it was first launched I was full of enthusiasm about it. But after reviewing a load of Satisfyer models and finding that I prefer Womanizer, I’m ashamed to admit that my interest in Satisfyer fell by the wayside.

But…

I found myself in need of some air pulse orgasms and the only thing I had to hand that didn’t have a flat as fuck battery was the PRO 2 Next Gen. Out it came, and then I came. Over. And over. And then once more just because. I realised then that I’d sold this thing short. I’d been mean. I’d put off using it (and therefore this review) in favour of using other suction toys. It didn’t deserve that from me, and neither did Peepshow Toys, who sent me the thing to review in the first place. Peepshow, I apologise. Continue reading “Satisfyer PRO 2 Next Generation”