I’m about to share one of the most exciting things that has happened to me in my entire sex toy reviewing career. When Crimson Princess became a sponsor of Scandarella they gave me permission to choose any product I liked from their store for review. Well! They carry so many amazing things it could have been a case of a kid in a candy shop, but luckily for me, I’ve long kept extensive lists of toys that have caught my eye. And this seemed like the perfect opportunity to get my hands on something I’ve wanted for ages. The rather incredible Swan Wand.
When someone says the word ‘wand’ my mind immediately conjures up an image of the Doxy. Or Harry Potter, depending on the conversation. See, when I think of the classic wand shape I think of long handles, usually wired, and narrow necks that make using their large domed heads internally not just impractical but also inadvisable. But more and more often I’m seeing what I would class as a vibrator badged up as a wand. That seems to be the case with the Swan Wand…if you’re a fan of uber girthy vibrators, that is. Continue reading “Swan Wand Rechargeable Massager”
I’ve been such a lucky duck, recently. Some gorgeous sex toys have passed through the doors of the Scandarella household, one of the most recent being the i-Scream ice cream cone vibrator. I love everything about that darling little thing, and now I’m getting to talk about another product from the mind of the same person who designed it. Let me introduce you to the Red Minx Vibrator by Shiri Zinn.
From the moment I ripped the tape off the outer box and saw what was lying in wait among the packing paper, I was smitten. The packaging for this thing is next level stuff. You folks know I’m a self-confessed packaging whore, and the box the Red Minx comes in delights me. Some toys come with pretty paperboard cartons, some with plastic cases. But the Red Minx? This baby comes in a satin lined, faux snake print covered, hand-crafted box. Scarlet and blood red, sturdy, and with a silver clasp to keep it closed. Gorgeous! Continue reading “Red Minx Vibrator by Shiri Zinn”
I’m sure you can all remember the recent guest review the lovely Just Jess Reviews did of the MysteryVibe Crescendo, right here at Scandarella. She wasn’t impressed at all, not unlike many other reviewers out there. Right after that review went live, MysteryVibe told me that they’d been listening to the feedback they were receiving, and they offered Jess a chance to review the new improved Crescendo. Well, this is her mini review! Did MysteryVibe really make improvements, or did they just do a few ineffectual tweaks? Check out what Jess has to say to find out!
I was super excited when MysteryVibe reached out after reading my guest review on Scandarella. My wish had come true, they had listened to bloggers’ and reviewers’ feedback and created the Crescendo 2.0 – New motors! Continue reading “MysteryVibe Crescendo Follow Up Mini Review”
Okay. You might know that I kinda loved the So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand, but did you know I got more than just that in my review package? After reviewing the Je T’Aime Mini Vibrator, I went back to using the wand, but it’s time to be professional. Other products need my attention, and today it’s the turn of the So Divine Ooh La La Flower Vibrator.
Cute! That’s the best word to describe this vibe. Adorable works too, and so does pretty. I know I usually whine about how tired I am of pink sex toys, and that opinion still stands, but given the flowery nature of this vibe it couldn’t have been any other colour. Continue reading “So Divine Ooh La La Flower Vibrator”
I love getting to try new products. It’s always fun, nearly always orgasmic, and only very rarely dull. It’s especially exciting if the products are from a brand I like, and OVO just happens to be one such brand. They recently sent me a box of goodies, and the one I’ve chosen to review first is the OVO E4 Dual Sensation Vibrator.
Firstly, shout out to OVO’s fancy new packaging! Personally, I liked their previous boxes, but they did have the slight problem of being sturdy enough for long term storage but not at all discreet. OVO have addressed that, switching their toy printed boxes for a magnetically closing grey box with simple branding. Over that is a throw away sleeve, and this is where you’ll find actual size product pictures and info. When you’re ready to store, sling the sleeve and put keep your box wherever you like. Continue reading “OVO E4 Dual Stimulation Vibrator”
Toward the latter end of last year, Betty’s Toy Box – a fantastic women led shop in the US whose quality products cater to everyone – gave me the opportunity to review something new; the Jopen Opal Vibrating Glass Dual Massager. It had so many possibilities, and while I did love certain aspects of it, I longed for a simpler version. Something that I could use hard and fast without having to stress out about keeping external arms in contact with my clit.
Well, Jopen delivered, and I now have in my hands – again, thanks to Betty’s Toy Box – the Jopen Opal Vibrating Glass Wand. Continue reading “Jopen Opal Wand”
When I received an email from So Divine asking if I’d like to review a bunch of their products, I genuinely clapped my hands with glee. Why? Because I’d already spotted the So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand and, oh, how I wanted it!
It was the first thing I got my hands on when the package arrived (and there was a lot of stuff in that parcel so keep an eye out for more So Divine reviews!). I probably don’t need to remind you that I’m a packaging junkie, but I will. Pretty, simple, and tasteful, it’s a delight to open a parcel with a So Divine product in it. Continue reading “So Divine Wicked Game Magic Wand”
What’s better than a big fat Fun Factory dildo that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever? A big fat Fun Factory vibrator that fills you to bursting and provides some of the most amazing orgasms ever – with a kick. Yep, the Fun Factory Boss Stub has a sassy sibling in the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss Black Line Vibrator, and it’s fucking spectacular.
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I am a girl who loves cock. I love the way they look, and the way they feel in my hand and in my mouth, and everywhere else on my body I can put them. Even the taste of them gets my juices flowing. Well, until they start to come, that is. I could take them or leave them, then. The thing is, I’m married and monogamous, so even though there’s billions of cocks on Earth, I only ever get to play with one. The same one, day after day, year after year.
That makes my hunt for the perfect real feel sex toy all the more urgent. I see loads of ‘realest of the real’ and ‘even realer than the real thing’ claims flying all over the place, and of course they’re utter bollocks. Nothing could feel realer than the ‘real thing’, because if it did it wouldn’t feel like the real thing at all. Okay, I’ve said real too many times now, I’ve broken it. Moving on…
One such realistic feeling sex toy is the Bioskin Gjack from Fun Toys. Yes, just like the rest of the world, I’m acutely aware that it looks like a Barbie pink version of the Fun Factory G5 Big Boss. The reason I chose to review the Gjack is because of the following sentence, taken directly from Fun Toys’ website: Continue reading “Fun Toys Bioskin Gjack”
If someone came up to me and said, Ella, you can only have dildos or vibrators from now on, and you must pick your preference right now, I’d call them cruel first, then I’d smirk and pick vibrating dildos. Ha! Why have one when you can technically still have both?
SWT stands for Sex Wooden Toys. They’re an Italian company who have some gorgeous stuff on offer. Nine dildos, nine vibrators, and six butt plugs in a range of different woods and colour finishes, to be precise.
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