Have you heard of a company called Sistalk? Neither had I until they contacted me last year and asked me if I’d like to review one of their love egg/kegel trainers. I admit, I almost said no, but in the end, I decided to go for it. In recent weeks I’ve seen loads of reviews popping up for them and not reading any of them has been a killer. But, as always, I wanted to come to my own conclusions, so here’s what I think of the Sistalk Monster Pub Master Godzilla.
Before I say anything about it I want to invite y’all to scream with me. How cute is this lil’ dude?
I don’t know if it was a blogger promotion or if it’s something Sistalk do with all orders of their stuff, but I was sent a plushie Master Godzilla with my love egg. If there’s ever gonna be a way of getting on my good side, sending me merch would be it! Continue reading “Sistalk Master Godzilla Love Egg”
Y’all may have noticed that Scandarella has been awash with We-Vibe reviews in recent months. From partner vibes like the Sync to products for solo players like the Wish, there’s been a lot to talk about. You see, We-Vibe are expanding their lines quite rapidly these days, with the introduction of cock rings, butt plugs, and love eggs. But the latest product I’m gonna focus on is something completely different again; the We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System.
Those of you who have been with me since the blog launched will probably have picked up on my love for kegel exercisers. I honestly think they’re essential bits of kit for anyone with a vagina. So much so, I even wrote a long-assed post about it for Luxury Vibrators. Kegel products really are great. I mean, all you have to do is pop ‘em in there, feel the jiggles, vibes or even just gravity, squeeze your muscles around them and, hey presto, within a few months you’ll be experiencing things you very well may never have experienced before. Continue reading “We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System”
My love affair with kegel exercisers is undying. Popping a kegel ball/egg inside me is one of the first things I do when I wake up. The only time I don’t is when I’m having a period, but only because I use a cup.
When I was sent the Nomi Tang IntiMate Kegel Ball Set for review, I was instantly impressed with the packaging. It isn’t particularly flashy or posh, which I usually love, but it does have a clean and classical appeal. Inside of a glossy, understated sleeve is a solid white box. Subtly branded, magnetically fastening and lined with grey satin, it’s a perfect long term storage solution. Continue reading “Nomi Tang IntiMate Kegel Ball Set”
Recently had a baby? Momentarily lose control of your bladder when you laugh, cough or sneeze? Clocking on in years? These are three of the most common reasons women the world over turn to kegel balls. Well, those and that sequence in Fifty Shades of Grey.
As much as that sounds like the intro to one of those crappy adverts we’ve all woken up to in a haze when the channel we fell asleep watching has gone off air, it’s all true. Kegel balls are fab at helping strengthen weakened muscles, and not just for mums, sneezy-squirters or those of us who have marched through more than thirty years of life. They’re ace for anyone looking to strengthen their orgasms through pelvic floor toning.
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You may already know that I’m a bit of an aficionado when it comes to kegel exercisers. I’m fascinated by them. I love their different styles, shapes, weights and sizes, and I love them whether they’re vibrating or non-vibrating, jiggly or solid. I even have googoo eyes for the ones that give off an electrical charge. Be they metal, silicone, plastic or glass, they all have a place in my box *lolz like a kid*.
But, there’s kegel exercisers, and then there’s Crowned Jewels Titanium Kegel Eggs.
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The Velvet Plush U Vibe. T’is a curious, inexpensive bit of kit, kindly sent to me by the new online adult store, Boudoir of Erotic Delights, in exchange for an honest review.
As the name suggests, the U Vibe is a U shaped piece of silicone, with one insertable end intended to stimulate the G-Spot, and an external end which is intended to tease the clitoris. According to the packaging, I have the “junior” size. That term squicked me out, to be honest. It reminded me of my earliest introduction to tampons when I was a pre-teen, and I really wish it hadn’t been used in the name of a sex toy.
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Those who follow me on Twitter may have noticed that I made a statement that surprised me recently. While I’m a chick who adores her death metal and all of its accompanying blacks, blood reds, and skulls, there’s been a new love stealing over me that I’ve welcomed wholeheartedly.
I’ve caught the girly. I’m absolutely loving the magical rainbows and unicorns out there in the sex toy world, as well as the unashamedly feminine fluffy clouds, hearts and flowers.
Continue reading “Lovelife Flex Kegel Exerciser Set”
I spend a disproportionate amount of my laptop time browsing through sex toy shops, and the Fella tells me I often look like I should be wearing a bib while I do so. One such occasion was when I was perusing Coco de Mer, and I spotted one of their luxury toy collections. All of the pieces in it are beautiful, so naturally I wanted them all, but their prices were pretty jaw-dropping, and I accepted that it wasn’t gonna happen.
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One of my favourite things to browse on sex toy sites is kegel balls! I have a few sets now – and a Magic Banana *shudders* – and picking the ones I like best isn’t easy. So instead of choosing a favourite set to review, I decided to choose my favourite brand. It was still a tough fight though, and while Fun Factory came a close second, L’Amourose won.
!!WARNING!! PACKAGING GUSH IN 5…4…
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