Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo

You may or not know this, but when I first launched Scandarella I had a list. It was a short list, and on it was six items; three dildos and three vibrators. They were the sex toys of my dreams, the cream of products I wanted to try then review for my blog. And the holy grail on that list was the Bad Dragon Tentacle.

Oh my God, I fucking wanted it. Every time I looked at it -which was often – I’d imagine how amazing it would be to have it and to use it. But living in the UK meant that I’d have steep postage costs (not to mention shitty customs charges) to contend with on top of the price of the dildo itself. It was looking like my dreams of silicone tentacle sex would remain in my head, until Bad Dragon sad I could review one! Continue reading “Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo”

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Dildo

It’s time for another Tantus review! Seriously, the way I behave when it comes to Tantus dildos you’d think they gave me orgasms. Oh, wait…they do! At the moment, Tantus are retiring some of their old products and replacing them with snazzy updated versions. For their new dildos, the releases so far have been in a silicone that feels different to both the original and O2 lines. The first in this new material is the Tantus Vamp Super Soft.

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Vixen Creations Leo Dildo

Having been born two thirds into the merry merry month of May, my star sign is Gemini. According to a book I have on astrology, I’m very compatible with the roaring royal lion, Leo. Everywhere except the bedroom, that is. My sign’s flighty nature is supposedly too busy with other things to have much time for Leo’s slow burning, creative passions.


Well, when it comes to the gorgeous purple pleasure object that is the Vixen Creations Leo Dildo, I have to call bullshit on that. I have all the time in the world for fucking this thing. Continue reading “Vixen Creations Leo Dildo”

Tantus Cisco

I am 5ft 2 inches tall. I’m weeny, teeny and tiny according to my 6ft 2” tall husband. I might be a chubby little barrel, but he thinks I’m a cute one who, after almost 19 years together, can do very little to shock him. Imagine the look on his face when I waved the 11.5” long Tantus Cisco in the air and said, “This dildo is 18.5% of my height and it’s going up my butt.”


HA! The very suggestion made him audibly gulp. Continue reading “Tantus Cisco”

SelfDelve Pepper Silicone Dildo

Want to know something that’s better than receiving a body safe sex toy you weren’t expecting? Receiving an amazing body safe sex toy that you weren’t expecting. I was over the moon when I opened up my parcel from German sex toy maker, SelfDelve, a couple of months ago and discovered that, along with my glorious Aubergine Dildo, I’d been sent a Pepper Silicone Dildo to review.


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Keep Burning Cock Skull Dildo

Welcome to my first review of 2017! I’ve got a shit ton of things to talk about this month, but taking pride of place in the freshest of the fresh slots is a toy I’ve wanted since Noah parked the Ark. It was one of my top three toy picks in my Blogger Spotlight over at the very lovely Cara Sutra’s site. For more than a year I drooled over it and dreamt about it. And for the past month I’ve fucked it in every way I can think of.

Check out the Keep Burning Cock Skull Dildo.


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Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo

Want to know what’s hot? Watching someone getting pounded by a fucking machine while you masturbate at the other side of the room. Want to know what the Fella would never do? Go anywhere near ‘that bloody hacksaw, jack hammer motherfucker’ with his butt.  Reason being, all of the dildos we have to fit are biggun’s. That combined with the sheer power of the machine proved too intimidating for him.

I truly was gutted, because watching him being mastered by the machine has been a fantasy of mine since the day I got it, but it was starting to look like one of those fantasies that would never be realised. Then I received an email from Sh! Womenstore, and I decided it was fate when a teeny tiny vibrating silicone dildo with a bullet hole base winked at me from the screen. It was the pretty in pink Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo.


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Tantus Plunge

Here are a few facts for you: wizards make magic with wands, witches make magic with cauldrons, Tantus makes magic with silicone, and I’ve long had a thing for sex toys that have a dual purpose. Good quality dildos that fan out into floggers? Yes! Crops with insertable wooden handles? Magic! The Tantus Plunge is my very first dual purpose spanking paddle and the thing is genius, as far as I’m concerned.


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Fun Factory Boss Stub

I’m sitting here in my little office (aka, under the blankets at the top of my bed cos the office in the spare room is freezing) and I’m having a little bit of internal dialogue with myself: Do I need to mention in the intro that I love dildos? I probably don’t, I’m sure I’ve said it a few times now. And do I need to mention that I love Fun Factory? Again, probably no, cos I’m sure I’ll have sang that from the highest hill at some stage, too. Right, I’ll just start this review by announcing that I’m gonna talk about the Fun Factory Boss Stub, and I won’t mention love even once.


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Tantus Adam 02

If you’re a regular Scandarella reader you’re probably aware that, in my opinion, Tantus is one of the best sex toy companies in the world. From the bittiest butt plug to the bulkiest dildo, they have something for everyone, and every single one of their products is made from 100% body safe materials.


In my last review package, along with the most stunning strap-on harness ever made, was the Adam 02 Dildo. Tantus 02 dildos are all dual density. They have a flexible core of firm silicone, and an outer skin of soft, yielding silicone. The aim is to create a realistic feel dildo that has all the tensile, spongy qualities of a real penis, while still being firm enough to facilitate easy penetration no matter who is using it, and no matter which orifice they choose to use it in.

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