Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo

You may or not know this, but when I first launched Scandarella I had a list. It was a short list, and on it was six items; three dildos and three vibrators. They were the sex toys of my dreams, the cream of products I wanted to try then review for my blog. And the holy grail on that list was the Bad Dragon Tentacle.

Oh my God, I fucking wanted it. Every time I looked at it -which was often – I’d imagine how amazing it would be to have it and to use it. But living in the UK meant that I’d have steep postage costs (not to mention shitty customs charges) to contend with on top of the price of the dildo itself. It was looking like my dreams of silicone tentacle sex would remain in my head, until Bad Dragon sad I could review one! Continue reading “Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo”

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Dildo

It’s time for another Tantus review! Seriously, the way I behave when it comes to Tantus dildos you’d think they gave me orgasms. Oh, wait…they do! At the moment, Tantus are retiring some of their old products and replacing them with snazzy updated versions. For their new dildos, the releases so far have been in a silicone that feels different to both the original and O2 lines. The first in this new material is the Tantus Vamp Super Soft.

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Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables

In the time I’ve been reviewing sex toys I’ve come across some fancy pants things. A vibrator that copies your rhythms, a rabbit you can control with your voice, dildos with intricate textures, s-shaped bends and banana-like curves, some of which even have holes in the base so you can vibe them up if you fancy it. Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot more out there to play with than there was in the days when I first started using sex toys, that’s for sure, and that’s a wonderful thing.


But sometimes, simple and elegant is all a body needs, and nothing out there is as beautiful in its simplicity as the Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables. Continue reading “Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables”

Vixen Creations Leo Dildo

Having been born two thirds into the merry merry month of May, my star sign is Gemini. According to a book I have on astrology, I’m very compatible with the roaring royal lion, Leo. Everywhere except the bedroom, that is. My sign’s flighty nature is supposedly too busy with other things to have much time for Leo’s slow burning, creative passions.


Well, when it comes to the gorgeous purple pleasure object that is the Vixen Creations Leo Dildo, I have to call bullshit on that. I have all the time in the world for fucking this thing. Continue reading “Vixen Creations Leo Dildo”

Tantus Cisco

I am 5ft 2 inches tall. I’m weeny, teeny and tiny according to my 6ft 2” tall husband. I might be a chubby little barrel, but he thinks I’m a cute one who, after almost 19 years together, can do very little to shock him. Imagine the look on his face when I waved the 11.5” long Tantus Cisco in the air and said, “This dildo is 18.5% of my height and it’s going up my butt.”


HA! The very suggestion made him audibly gulp. Continue reading “Tantus Cisco”

Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo

My enthusiasm for dildos is never ending. I love to look at them almost as much as I love to use them, especially if they’re pretty. I am fond of realistic silicone dildos, but there’s just something about glass that I keep going back to time and time again. In fact, my most regularly used dildo is a £10 curved glass one. Recently, I was able to cross something off my dildo lustlist that’s been on there for ages: The Icicles No 18.

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Laid D1 Blue Pearl Larvikite Dildo

Beautiful things will always grab my attention. I can’t help it, I’ve always been a sucker for pretty, sparkly, shiny things. Some sex toys are pretty, some are sparkly and shiny, but not many can say they’re all of those things and more. One, however, most definitely can, and that would be the Laid D1 Blue Pearl Larvikite Dildo.

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SelfDelve Pepper Silicone Dildo

Want to know something that’s better than receiving a body safe sex toy you weren’t expecting? Receiving an amazing body safe sex toy that you weren’t expecting. I was over the moon when I opened up my parcel from German sex toy maker, SelfDelve, a couple of months ago and discovered that, along with my glorious Aubergine Dildo, I’d been sent a Pepper Silicone Dildo to review.


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Keep Burning Cock Skull Dildo

Welcome to my first review of 2017! I’ve got a shit ton of things to talk about this month, but taking pride of place in the freshest of the fresh slots is a toy I’ve wanted since Noah parked the Ark. It was one of my top three toy picks in my Blogger Spotlight over at the very lovely Cara Sutra’s site. For more than a year I drooled over it and dreamt about it. And for the past month I’ve fucked it in every way I can think of.

Check out the Keep Burning Cock Skull Dildo.


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Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails

If you read my recent Tantus Plunge review, you’ll know I have a thing for multi-purpose sex toys. Toys that, with the flip of the wrist, can change from an object of pain to an object of pleasure. For that reason alone, I’ve had my eye on the Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails for quite some time. Now, thanks to the fabulous Uberkinky, I have one in my clutches. Well, the Fella’s clutches, but you know what I mean.

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