Tantus Destiny Super Soft Dildo

Do you believe in destiny? I do, and I always have done, because it seems like, sometimes, some things are just meant to be. Things like me getting my paws all over the Tantus Destiny Super Soft, for example.

You may or may not know that Tantus are in the process of overhauling their silicone offerings. One product I had fixed firmly in my sights was the Raptor XL. A gloriously chubby, ballsy dildo that looked like it would take me to harness heaven as soon as the Fella strapped it on. Continue reading “Tantus Destiny Super Soft Dildo”

FleshJack Boys Pierre Fitch Dildo

Question time! How do you feel about sex toys that have been modelled on a porn star’s body-parts? Does penetrating a stroker that was moulded from your fave leading lady’s vulva start your motor? Does having your holes filled by a silicone cock moulded from the stud of the piece rev your engine? Well, I’m coming at you with my feels about these kinds of products in this starry-eyed review of a star-based sex toy; FleshJack Boys’ Pierre Fitch Dildo.

I’ve only ever had one performer-based sex toy in my life, back before my prudish little heart would entertain porn. It was an enormous Jeff Stryker dildo made of vagina death, aka, rubbery stuff. I know, I blush when I think of what I used to cram in me back in those days, but I didn’t know any better. Continue reading “FleshJack Boys Pierre Fitch Dildo”

Sh! Honey 6 Vibrating GSpot Dildo

I’ll let you in on a little secret; I love the outward appearance of jelly dildos. They look squishy, bouncy and gummy, and their colours are nearly always super pretty. Terrible, I know, but then I’ve always been attracted to the bad guy. But the only thing I’d ever touch one with these days would by my gaze. They’re so much badder than the bad guy, and I’ve learned to steer clear. But that’s no big shakes for me, because I have a Sh! Honey 6 Vibrating GSpot Dildo.

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GODEMICHE Hercules Dildo

GODEMICHE. You’ve likely heard lots of good stuff about them by now. If not, which rock have you been under? They’re UK based hand-poured dildo makers. A company known for bright, bold colours and multi-hued mixes that are more psychedelic than the 70s. A company ran by the sweetest lady and the most hyper guy you’ll ever meet. They’re also known for having just a few (superb) designs on offer; their Adam and Ambit dildos, and their plugs and pegs. I’ve said in a past review that I’d be watching with keen interest to see what future designs they came up with. I knew it would be something special, and I was right. The Ambit is a hit. Now, I’m gonna tell you all about their latest release; the GODEMICHE Hercules.

GODEMICHE Hercules Dildo Full Side View

I was so excited to be given a chance to review this uncut hero. It was sent to me by the awesome Vikki at Uberkinky, a company who currently have exclusivity on it. Deliveries come so fast from Uberkinky, and I had my Hercules in my hands the day after the review agreement was made. Continue reading “GODEMICHE Hercules Dildo”

Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo

You may or not know this, but when I first launched Scandarella I had a list. It was a short list, and on it was six items; three dildos and three vibrators. They were the sex toys of my dreams, the cream of products I wanted to try then review for my blog. And the holy grail on that list was the Bad Dragon Tentacle.

Oh my God, I fucking wanted it. Every time I looked at it -which was often – I’d imagine how amazing it would be to have it and to use it. But living in the UK meant that I’d have steep postage costs (not to mention shitty customs charges) to contend with on top of the price of the dildo itself. It was looking like my dreams of silicone tentacle sex would remain in my head, until Bad Dragon sad I could review one! Continue reading “Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo”

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Dildo

It’s time for another Tantus review! Seriously, the way I behave when it comes to Tantus dildos you’d think they gave me orgasms. Oh, wait…they do! At the moment, Tantus are retiring some of their old products and replacing them with snazzy updated versions. For their new dildos, the releases so far have been in a silicone that feels different to both the original and O2 lines. The first in this new material is the Tantus Vamp Super Soft.

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Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables

In the time I’ve been reviewing sex toys I’ve come across some fancy pants things. A vibrator that copies your rhythms, a rabbit you can control with your voice, dildos with intricate textures, s-shaped bends and banana-like curves, some of which even have holes in the base so you can vibe them up if you fancy it. Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot more out there to play with than there was in the days when I first started using sex toys, that’s for sure, and that’s a wonderful thing.


But sometimes, simple and elegant is all a body needs, and nothing out there is as beautiful in its simplicity as the Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables. Continue reading “Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables”

Vixen Creations Leo Dildo

Having been born two thirds into the merry merry month of May, my star sign is Gemini. According to a book I have on astrology, I’m very compatible with the roaring royal lion, Leo. Everywhere except the bedroom, that is. My sign’s flighty nature is supposedly too busy with other things to have much time for Leo’s slow burning, creative passions. Well, when it comes to the gorgeous purple pleasure object that is the Vixen Creations Leo Dildo, I have to call bullshit on that. I have all the time in the world for fucking this thing.


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Tantus Cisco

I am 5ft 2 inches tall. I’m weeny, teeny and tiny according to my 6ft 2” tall husband. I might be a chubby little barrel, but he thinks I’m a cute one who, after almost 19 years together, can do very little to shock him. Imagine the look on his face when I waved the 11.5” long Tantus Cisco in the air and said, “This dildo is 18.5% of my height and it’s going up my butt.”


HA! The very suggestion made him audibly gulp. Continue reading “Tantus Cisco”

Icicles No 18 Glass Dildo

My enthusiasm for dildos is never ending. I love to look at them almost as much as I love to use them, especially if they’re pretty. I am fond of realistic silicone dildos, but there’s just something about glass that I keep going back to time and time again. In fact, my most regularly used dildo is a £10 curved glass one. Recently, I was able to cross something off my dildo lustlist that’s been on there for ages: The Icicles No 18.

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