Every now and again, a sex toy will catch my eye and I’ll think, that looks awesome! Then I’ll have a read up on what it’s all about and I’ll think, yep, just as I thought; sounds awesome. So I’ll arrange to review it, get my paws on it, and probably eight times out of ten I’ll be like, I was right, this thing is awesome! But those other two times out of ten? Not so awesome. From the moment I opened the box for this Pipedream Extreme PDX Vibrating Roto-Sucker I was an unhappy Ella.
Okay, okay. I know there’ll be a few eyebrows raised as if to say, well what did you expect from Pipedream? I know they’re not the best, or even nearly the best company in the world, but I keep thinking, Icicles. Ceramix. Pure Aluminium. Those are all Pipedream brands and I love each and every one of them. I’d really hoped that I’d found another line of theirs that I, or rather that the Fella, could love. Continue reading “Pipedream PDX Elite Vibrating Roto-Sucker”
When I first spotted in a trade magazine that Rocks Off was releasing some new products I nearly stroked out. I fell instantly in love with the Unihorn Stardust Vibrator and wanted to get my hands on one so badly. Happily, Rocks Off got in touch about reviews and to my everlasting joy, one of the available products was the Unihorn. I had a bit of a struggle in my head cos the Joycicles (one of which is up for grabs in my Christmas Giveaway!) vibes are the same shape but with a Christmassy design, but the one I originally fell for won the day.
Something I love about Rocks Off is their packaging. It’s black with gold accents, a window so you can see exactly what you’re getting. On the back I’m informed that the toy is waterproof, battery powered (one AAA which is included) and has ten settings. There’s also a reminder on there to register the 12-month guarantee, the activation code for which is inside of the box behind a removable double panel. If you take that panel out you’ll find instructions and info on the reverse. Continue reading “Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Vibrator”
I’ve been such a lucky duck, recently. Some gorgeous sex toys have passed through the doors of the Scandarella household, one of the most recent being the i-Scream ice cream cone vibrator. I love everything about that darling little thing, and now I’m getting to talk about another product from the mind of the same person who designed it. Let me introduce you to the Red Minx Vibrator by Shiri Zinn.
From the moment I ripped the tape off the outer box and saw what was lying in wait among the packing paper, I was smitten. The packaging for this thing is next level stuff. You folks know I’m a self-confessed packaging whore, and the box the Red Minx comes in delights me. Some toys come with pretty paperboard cartons, some with plastic cases. But the Red Minx? This baby comes in a satin lined, faux snake print covered, hand-crafted box. Scarlet and blood red, sturdy, and with a silver clasp to keep it closed. Gorgeous! Continue reading “Red Minx Vibrator by Shiri Zinn”
There are some things in the world of Scandarella that are kinda givens. Awesome products. Shitty products. So mediocre I fell asleep while using them products. Products I love, ones I hate, and others that the Fella and I argue over because of our vastly different tastes and opinions. All of that I expect on a day to day basis, but one thing happened to me recently that I would never have expected in a million years. The thing that happened, is the Teddy Love Vibrating Bear.
Yep, if a fortune teller had looked into a crystal ball this time last year and told me they’d seen me riding the face off a teddy bear, sweaty, grunting, and in hot pursuit of an orgasm, I’d have said, “No, no-no-no-no, I stopped humping teddy bears as soon as I started humping humans.” Continue reading “Teddy Love Vibrating Bear”
In a recent conversation about Scandarella, one of the few friends I’ve actually told about it said, “Your site looks great, but how come nearly all the stuff you write about is dead expensive?” I could have told her it’s because they’re all made from body safe materials by reputable companies, but that sounded like bullshit even to me. You can get perfectly good silicone or glass or ABS toys these days for very little money. Luckily, I knew I had a lovely little vibe waiting in the wings for review, so I told her about the Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator.
I’m usually one to balk at battery operated toys. You can tell me I’ve been ruined by rechargeables all you like, the fact remains that, not only are batteries expensive and bad for the environment, but the vibes they put out are nearly always shite. Continue reading “Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator”
I come, at long last, to the bottom of the box that was my review package for So Divine UK. It’s been a pleasure getting to know all of their products, from the adorable silicone sleeved Je T’Aime to the double ended Wicked Game Wand. Now it’s time for me to tell you about the So Divine Vibrating Bullets.
Something that I find unusual about So Divine’s product range is that different colours of the same product come with different names. The Wicked Game, for example, is purple, while the pink version is called Sweetest Taboo. In the same vein, their bullets come in four colours; red (Thinkin’ ‘Bout You), pink (French Kiss), silver (Need You Tonight) and rose gold (Halo). Continue reading “So Divine Vibrating Bullets”
Do you remember the review I did of the awesomely designed Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator back in April? It made me smile but didn’t have what it took to make me come. Well, when I received that toy, I also received its sibling, and I think it’s high time I reviewed it. So here are my thoughts on the Emojibator Chili Pepper Mini Vibrator.
Unlike the Eggplant, which came on a card mocked up as a mobile phone screen, the Emojibator Chili Pepper comes in a box. It’s nothing out of the ordinary, but I have to mention the little smiling chilis that are printed on one side, and Emojibator’s bold “Go F*ck Yourself. Literally,” slogan that’s emblazoned on the other. If I was mooching around a sex shop it would definitely catch my eye, so yay for that! Continue reading “Emojibator Chili Pepper Mini Vibrator”
Talk to any sex toy lover and there’s a good chance they’ll agree that bullet vibes are a staple in almost every toy box. For some they act as an arouser, a way to get the party started regardless of what you keep in your pants. For others they’re little teasing treats that come out to enhance partner play. And for many folks they’re the main event. For me, depending on the bullet in question, they can be all three.
In the Scandal household, this super cute So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator fits in two of those categories. It was never gonna be a show stopper for us, cos not many small vibes are, but it does everything else perfectly well. Continue reading “So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator”
Despite the skully darkness of my nature, I’m a total sucker for cute things. Kittens, fairies, unicorns, piglets… all of them grab my attention. They make me batter my lids at the Fella and say, can I have one, in the most childlike voice I can muster. I pretty much felt like this when I spotted the Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator.
Yeah, I got starry eyed over a vibrator. It wasn’t the first time, either. Continue reading “Emojibator Eggplant Mini Vibrator”
When I first spotted the ZackZack Cordless E-Stim Wand Massager on MEO’s website I got myself a bit overexcited. A wand that had the potential to vibrate and electrocute my clit to orgasm? Yes please!
As always, packaging is my first impression of a toy. I have to say that I was less than impressed with the box the ZackZack came in. It’s cheap and tacky looking, and there are no instructions printed anywere. I did spot some cautionary info but it was partially covered by an MEO sticker.
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