Do you remember the review I did of the awesomely designed Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator back in April? It made me smile but didn’t have what it took to make me come. Well, when I received that toy, I also received its sibling, and I think it’s high time I reviewed it. So here are my thoughts on the Emojibator Chili Pepper Mini Vibrator.
Unlike the Eggplant, which came on a card mocked up as a mobile phone screen, the Emojibator Chili Pepper comes in a box. It’s nothing out of the ordinary, but I have to mention the little smiling chilis that are printed on one side, and Emojibator’s bold “Go F*ck Yourself. Literally,” slogan that’s emblazoned on the other. If I was mooching around a sex shop it would definitely catch my eye, so yay for that! Continue reading “Emojibator Chili Pepper Mini Vibrator”
Talk to any sex toy lover and there’s a good chance they’ll agree that bullet vibes are a staple in almost every toy box. For some they act as an arouser, a way to get the party started regardless of what you keep in your pants. For others they’re little teasing treats that come out to enhance partner play. And for many folks they’re the main event. For me, depending on the bullet in question, they can be all three.
In the Scandal household, this super cute So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator fits in two of those categories. It was never gonna be a show stopper for us, cos not many small vibes are, but it does everything else perfectly well. Continue reading “So Divine Je T’aime Silky Touch Vibrator”
Despite the skully darkness of my nature, I’m a total sucker for cute things. Kittens, fairies, unicorns, piglets… all of them grab my attention. They make me batter my lids at the Fella and say, can I have one, in the most childlike voice I can muster. I pretty much felt like this when I spotted the Emojibator Eggplant Vibrator.
Yeah, I got starry eyed over a vibrator. It wasn’t the first time, either. Continue reading “Emojibator Eggplant Mini Vibrator”
When I first spotted the ZackZack Cordless E-Stim Wand Massager on MEO’s website I got myself a bit overexcited. A wand that had the potential to vibrate and electrocute my clit to orgasm? Yes please!
As always, packaging is my first impression of a toy. I have to say that I was less than impressed with the box the ZackZack came in. It’s cheap and tacky looking, and there are no instructions printed anywere. I did spot some cautionary info but it was partially covered by an MEO sticker.
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I’ve been taking stock, recently, thinking about how my tastes have changed over the space of a couple of years. Some things that have leapt out at me are; I’ve gone right off gingerbread lattes, I now like sun dried tomatoes in Bolognese, and I love kitsch and cute sex toys. I didn’t used to. They used to annoy me because I didn’t like to fuck things that reminded me of kids’ toys. But I got over myself and now they catch my eye time and time again.
One toy that couldn’t be cuter if it tried is the Cute Bug Dual Cock N Balls Ring from Sh! Womenstore.
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Where is the best place to begin if you’re completely new to something? Despite the fact that I usually leap blindly into things somewhere around the middle, the correct answer would be at the start. Well, I was a JimmyJane virgin up until last month, so figured that the JimmyJane INTRO 2 would be the perfect place to begin. Luckily for me, the folks at Forbidden Pleasures gave me the opportunity to review one, so here goes…
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How does the thought of electrocuting yourself for sexual purposes sound to you? Kinky? Sexy? Funny? Terrifying? Every single one of those things is valid, and I’ve thought every single one of them in the last couple of years.
Let me tell you a little story; I bought an e-stim kit with an internal probe, cock rings and pads a few years back. I was enamoured with the idea of orgasm-like contractions pulsing through my vagina, before I had an actual orgasm. My mind was full of the idea that, when I did finally come, it would go on and on, forced to last by the fact that electricity was shocking the life out of my muscles and making them dance. Continue reading “E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble XPE Bonus Pack”
When opportunity knocks, I open the door, cos whenever I do, good things happen! Good things like getting to review this Mötley Crüe Classic Skull Vibrator for Lovehoney.
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The Close2You Flores Piccolo rabbit-style vibrator was an unexpected offering from a lovely lady at Orion, sent along with the Passione Rosa (from the same brand) for me to review. I have a number of rabbit vibes at this point, and I have a terrible time getting them to work for me, so I was eager to see if the Piccolo would end up on the yes or no pile.
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Don’t even ask me to tell you just how excited I was when I got a surprise email from the lovely Leanne at Lovehoney, asking if I would be interested in road testing a couple of products from their exciting new band merch range.
Mötley Crüe have joined Motörhead in what I hope will be a growing trend of rock bands putting their stamp on a collection of vibes for Lovehoney, and I feel totally vindicated that this particular band came next.
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