Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug

Yesterday I offered you my thoughts on the Teddy Love Vibrating Bear. They weren’t the most positive of thoughts, and that’s understandable because it isn’t the best of products. In fact, it could well be the worst. Today, it’s the turn of the Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug, and yes, my thoughts on this toy are just as grim.

This plug came to me along with the bear. It wasn’t bubble wrapped, nor was it wrapped in paper. I found it rattling around the feet of the bear in a little (open) Ziploc bag.

Anyway, when I’d spotted the plug on Teddy Love Toys’ website, I’d fallen for it hard. Stainless steel, rosebud bulb, and a heart-shaped base finished with a gorgeous caramel coloured glass gem. I do have a heart-based plug already, but the colour of this one was irresistible. Continue reading “Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug”

Crystal Delights Pony Plug

Prepare yourselves, lovely readers, cos I’m about to tell you all about a sex toy that I’ve wanted since pussy was a kitten. I’ve lusted after it, stared at it for hours online, cursed the gods for making the stork drop me in the UK while all the good sex toy makers are in the USA (ooh, controversial!). But now, thanks to the awesome Vikki at Uberkinky, I’m the proud owner of a Crystal Delights Pony Plug!

This is my second Crystal Delights plug, so I was no stranger to how lovely their products are. But seeing the Pony in all its glory still managed to leave me slack-jawed. There’s only one word to describe it, really; majestic. Continue reading “Crystal Delights Pony Plug”

We-Vibe Ditto Vibrating Butt Plug

Do you own a We-Vibe Tango? Have you ever wanted so badly to stick it up your butt, just to have the little angel on your right shoulder remind you that the laws of safe anal play forbid it? Yeah, me too, so many times I’ve lost count. The Pleasure Mates Collection gave me a glimpse of what could be with the Dusk butt plug sleeve. And now my rumbly butt dreams have finally been realised with the arrival of the We-Vibe Ditto. Glory be!

When I first plucked the Ditto from its box I confess that I just stared at it. And I stared, and stared and wondered if, when I got it in me, my butt would even know it was there. It’s so small, people. Only about one and a half times the size of my thumb. Continue reading “We-Vibe Ditto Vibrating Butt Plug”

Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug

One of the things I love most about sex blogging is that, because of it, the Fella is getting more and more into butt stuff. I mean, we’ve been fans of anal play for a long time, but he never used to do it on his own. Solo masturbation for him was always spit and a fist in the bathroom, but things have changed. He’s learned that lube isn’t just for sex, and butt plugs aren’t just for partner play. One of his (and my) current fave plugs is the Tantus Twist.

I was surprised when he picked it out while I was choosing some review goodies from MEO. Not because he wanted to try it, but because we didn’t already have it. I’ve got dozens of butt plugs, but this is my first ever Tantus one. Shocking really, if you consider that Tantus is my go-to brand when it comes to silicone. Continue reading “Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug”

GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London

You may or may not have realised this, but I’m becoming a big fan of Fun Toys London. They make good quality toys in gorgeous colours, and the vibes of the products I’ve tried so far have been ace. I really love my GJack, so much so it hasn’t seen the inside of the toy cupboard yet.

My most recent additions to our Fun Toys toy box are the GPlug L and the GRing. They were sent together to be used together, so I’m keeping them together in a joint review. But first, I’ll give you the basics of each piece: Continue reading “GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London”

You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug

One of the simplest, most widely available products for pleasuring your posterior are butt plugs. They come in all shapes, sizes, materials and colours, so anyone looking for one is almost guaranteed to find one that tickles their fancy. One of the most recent ones to tickle mine is the You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug from Orion.

If there’s one thing in this world I will never tire of it’ll be putting stuff up my butt. I absolutely adore anal play in almost all its forms. I’ve even declared that I prefer anal penetration over vaginal in the past. The very fact that my crazy responsive G & A Spots are located in the vagina should tell you what a bold statement that was to make. But, I stand by it, and all this plug has done is reinforce those lovely buttly feelings. Continue reading “You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug”

Glass Butt Plug with Tail

I’ll start this review by making it clear that I’m not in any way, shape or form, a pet player. I don’t do puppy play and I’m not a kitty or a fox, nor a wolf or horse either. But that still didn’t stop me from wanting the experience of prancing around wearing a tail, and this Glass Butt Plug with Tail by You2Toys gave me the chance to do just that.

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My little heart had long been set on my first tail being one of those lustrous unicorn affairs in gorgeous pastel rainbow colours, but that wasn’t the way it went. The opportunity to review this one came along first, and I wasted no time in screaming YES, I’LL DO IT!!

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We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection

Some girls get roses for Valentine’s Day, and some get chocolates, but me? I get sex toys! I’d been whining on about wanting a second We-Vibe Tango, so that I always had one charged for when the one I was using inevitably died on me, and after getting a link from a good friend, the Fella bought me… The We-Vibe Pleasure Mates Collection!

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Roll Play Large Butt Plug

Dust. Dust, debris, lint and cat hair. Be aware that all of these things feature in this review.

My first foray into butt jiggles came in the form of Fun Factory’s B Balls. I fell in love with the sensation, but as is the way in this day and age, I eventually wanted bigger. I wanted something that would offer more of a stretch, but would also provide those titillating tickles I’ve grown to adore. Although I did find a jiggly dildo that is ace for anal, I never found a wearable plug that gave the same feeling.

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