Do you wanna know what one of my hard limits is? Rimming. I can give it (while pulling a face like I’m sucking a lemon) but I cannot take it. Seriously, if the Fella’s tongue gets too close to my pucker I climb the wall backwards to get away from him. It’s not the sensation I dislike, though. I just can’t accept a tongue up or on my arse, it just ain’t happening. However, if it ain’t poking out of a mouth I’m definitely game. That’s why I opted to review the B-Vibe Rimming Butt Plug when MEO asked what I fancied.
Obviously, I had no expectations that it would feel anything like actual rimming. I still remember my first rabbit vibe. Noisy and a bit little bit like running a cheese grater over my pubic bone at certain angles. I kinda expected the same thing from this plug, but I still wanted to give it a go. How could I resist the thought of a remote-controlled spin dryer causing a ruckus in my tuchus? Continue reading “B-Vibe Rimming Butt Plug”
While I was at Eroticon last year I received an email. It was from a company called So Divine and they were asking me if I’d like to review for them. I’d never heard of them until that day when I spied a display at the conference, but I said I’d love to. They sent me one of everything in their line-up, which at the time was five products. Fast forward almost a year and that company I’d never heard of has their name up in lights. They’ve added more vibes to their repertoire, and also a range of different sized anal toys. After reviewing the smallest member of the Booty Plug family, I was sent the largest. It’s called the So Divine Wild Thing Booty Plug and here are my thoughts.
Like all So Divine products, the Wild Thing is made of silicone. Soft, silky silicone that comes in one of their two signature colours, purple. The other colour they have an abundance of is pink. Just like the itty-bitty version, the plug is completely smooth. There are no seams, no flaws, no nothing. Everything about it is quality and it’s definitely got longevity, so when you consider that it’s only £20-ish you gotta agree that it’s a bargain. Continue reading “So Divine Wild Thing Booty Plug”
One of the best things an anal play lover can buy for their butt is a jiggly butt plug. I love the things, but there are surprisingly few of them to choose from. You can find a few different shapes if you look for them, such as the Fun Factory B-Balls or this rather pleasant Roll Play one. Recently, the gorgeous B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 became a new addition to my butt quivering collection, and I’m so glad it did!
While B-Vibe is well known for their rechargeable vibrating stuff – like the Triplet Plug, for example – their Snug Plugs aren’t powered by motors. They’re powered by gravity and the movements of our very own butts. The insides are hollowed out and the free-roaming weights that fill the cavity are where the sensation comes from. They’re kinda like Geisha balls for your bum. Continue reading “B-Vibe Snug Plug 3”
As you may know, I’m a big fan of sex toys that are more than one thing. Not long back they weren’t easy to find, but over the last year or so there’s been an explosion of them. Mostly, they’re an impact toy on one end, then when you flip it you find that the handle is something insertable. I’m always keen to give them a go when I come across them, so was delighted to discover that French company, Diogol, had released a new line of products called Jaz, and in it is a couple of these double enders. They sent me a big package of stuff, and now that I’m spotting them for sale I can get reviewing! I’ll start with the Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip.
If you’re into small anal toys you’re gonna love the Pony, because one end of it is a sweet petite butt plug. If floggers are your thing (or even tails) you’re in luck because that’s exactly what dangles out of the end of said plug’s base. Dildo ended floggers have been called floggildos, so what would a butt plug version be? A plogger. Or a flug, maybe? I dunno, I’m no good at these things at all. Continue reading “Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip”
I’m a child of the 80s. I grew up watching Trap Door and Duckula, listening to the Cure and the Damned, and eating Sherbet Dip Dabs and Swizzles Love Hearts. Now, as a middle-aged wife and mother…well, I still do all those things, actually. Most of me has grown up, but I still love many of the things I loved back then. Especially the Swizzles Love Hearts, they’re like, my fave sweetie sweets ever. So, I guess that’s the main reason I wanted to get my hands all over these Play with Me Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs by Blush Novelties.
It was one of the larger, Naughtier Candy Heart butt plugs that I really wanted and I tried my best to find one. They weren’t available in the UK when I first spotted them, but around the middle of 2016, I finally found one on Amazon. I intended to review it, but Blush asked me to hold off until they released their updated packaging, and told me that, because I was waiting, they’d send me another plug! Continue reading “Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs”
In less than fourteen weeks’ time, Scandarella will be celebrating its 2nd Blogiversary. Yep, I’ve been at this for almost two years, and do you know what? I’m still discovering products that I never knew existed, some of which make me piss my pants with laughter and others that soak my drawers for a different reason altogether. One product in the latter category is the My Fucsia Pop Skull Porcelain Dildo.
My Fucsia is a maker of ceramic sex toys, situated in the Umbria region of Italy. Their products are the brainchild of designer, Emanuele Pangrazi, who has a vision of breaking sex taboos by creating a range of pleasure objects that can be placed on display as vaguely erotic ornamental pieces. Continue reading “My Fucsia Pop Skull Porcelain Dildo”
I think I’ve finally done it, folks. It’s taken me a while, but I’ve finally found what I consider to be the ideal first butt plug for butt toy novices. It’s petite, body safe, anal safe, and has a sparkle to it that’ll brighten up bums everywhere. Yep, the So Divine Sweet Sensation Booty Plug is now my go to reply to those emails I get that ask, ‘what’s the perfect starter plug?’.
Really, this thing is the cutest. I mean, there are other cute plugs on the market without a doubt. But you’ll be hard pushed to find one that’s as cheap as this one is without having to make some kind of compromise somewhere. And when it comes to butt stuff, compromise should be the last thing on your mind. Continue reading “So Divine Sweet Sensation Booty Plug”
If there’s one thing that will always put a smile on my puggy little face, it’s getting an email to inform me that Fun Factory goodies are winging their way to me for review. So, yes, I did do a little dance when I read that I was getting to have a crack at the Fun Factory Bootie Butt Plug Set.
Both the Fella and I have butts that are accustomed to anal play. Experience wise, he likes his insertables to be around mid-sized, and I like ‘em big. In general, I like to know they’re there to the point where I kinda wish they weren’t. But, we both go through stages where we want the opposite of what we usually crave. And graduated sets like this one are fab to have on hand for that exact reason. Continue reading “Fun Factory Bootie Butt Plug Set”
In the past year, I’ve gone from having no tail laden butt plugs, to having (almost) five. I’ve paraded around Chez Scandarella wearing a slinky cat tail, a gorgeous pony tail, and a red faux fox fur tail. I love em all, and now I’m gonna tell y’all about the most recent addition to my small collection: The Furry Fantasy Black Fox Tail Butt Plug.
Furry Fantasy is a Loving Joy line. The folks who brought us the fab Power Bullet and Precious Metals anal toys. The piece looked good on screen, but that can be deceiving, especially with tails. So, I admit to opening the parcel it came in with a critical eye, but I wasn’t disappointed. From the point of the plug to the tips of the faux fur, the Black Fox Tail is beautiful. Continue reading “Furry Fantasy Black Fox Tail Butt Plug”
Yesterday I offered you my thoughts on the Teddy Love Vibrating Bear. They weren’t the most positive of thoughts, and that’s understandable because it isn’t the best of products. In fact, it could well be the worst. Today, it’s the turn of the Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug, and yes, my thoughts on this toy are just as grim.
This plug came to me along with the bear. It wasn’t bubble wrapped, nor was it wrapped in paper. I found it rattling around the feet of the bear in a little (open) Ziploc bag.
Anyway, when I’d spotted the plug on Teddy Love Toys’ website, I’d fallen for it hard. Stainless steel, rosebud bulb, and a heart-shaped base finished with a gorgeous caramel coloured glass gem. I do have a heart-based plug already, but the colour of this one was irresistible. Continue reading “Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug”