Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug

Yesterday I offered you my thoughts on the Teddy Love Vibrating Bear. They weren’t the most positive of thoughts, and that’s understandable because it isn’t the best of products. In fact, it could well be the worst. Today, it’s the turn of the Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug, and yes, my thoughts on this toy are just as grim.

This plug came to me along with the bear. It wasn’t bubble wrapped, nor was it wrapped in paper. I found it rattling around the feet of the bear in a little (open) Ziploc bag.

Anyway, when I’d spotted the plug on Teddy Love Toys’ website, I’d fallen for it hard. Stainless steel, rosebud bulb, and a heart-shaped base finished with a gorgeous caramel coloured glass gem. I do have a heart-based plug already, but the colour of this one was irresistible. Continue reading “Teddy Love Heart-Shaped Butt Plug”

FT London Gpop P-Spot & G-Spot Massager

You may have noticed by now, that the Fella is fond of anal play. Be it my butt or his, he’s always game for a spot of the bot. But, he’s not over keen on anything too long or too girthy and I don’t think he ever will be. I’m constantly on the lookout for toys that let me stick it to the man without making his eyes water, and a recent one to join the ranks of stuff he’ll have in him, is the FT London Gpop.

Arriving in FT London’s patriotic, tubular packaging, the Gpop is the second smallest vibrating butt toy we have, after the We-Vibe Ditto. From the tip of the p-spotting bulb to the base of the solid ring handle, it measures up at 5-inches. Its maximum girth is a very petite 3.5-inches. See, a super small anal insertable, suitable for the most inexperienced of butts! Continue reading “FT London Gpop P-Spot & G-Spot Massager”

Crystal Delights Pony Plug

Prepare yourselves, lovely readers, cos I’m about to tell you all about a sex toy that I’ve wanted since pussy was a kitten. I’ve lusted after it, stared at it for hours online, cursed the gods for making the stork drop me in the UK while all the good sex toy makers are in the USA (ooh, controversial!). But now, thanks to the awesome Vikki at Uberkinky, I’m the proud owner of a Crystal Delights Pony Plug!

This is my second Crystal Delights plug, so I was no stranger to how lovely their products are. But seeing the Pony in all its glory still managed to leave me slack-jawed. There’s only one word to describe it, really; majestic. Continue reading “Crystal Delights Pony Plug”

We-Vibe Ditto Vibrating Butt Plug

Do you own a We-Vibe Tango? Have you ever wanted so badly to stick it up your butt, just to have the little angel on your right shoulder remind you that the laws of safe anal play forbid it? Yeah, me too, so many times I’ve lost count. The Pleasure Mates Collection gave me a glimpse of what could be with the Dusk butt plug sleeve. And now my rumbly butt dreams have finally been realised with the arrival of the We-Vibe Ditto. Glory be!

When I first plucked the Ditto from its box I confess that I just stared at it. And I stared, and stared and wondered if, when I got it in me, my butt would even know it was there. It’s so small, people. Only about one and a half times the size of my thumb. Continue reading “We-Vibe Ditto Vibrating Butt Plug”

B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control

Fact of the day: my strongest orgasms come from anal stimulation. I’ve said many times in the past that, if I had to give up an orifice for penetration, my vagina would be a sad, lonely place. That’s saying a lot, given that my g-spot is in my vagina. But I don’t have to give up a damned thing, I can have it all whenever I want it, and my current favourite thing is vaginal penetration while wearing these fab B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control.

Do you like sex toy packaging as much as I do? Yes? Well, you’re in for a treat, cos the B-Vibe Triplet has a shit ton of it. Inside of a very manly sleeve is a cute, aqua blue, solid storage box, and inside of that there’s a hard-plastic storage case. It’s black, super glossy and wipe clean with a net for separating your beads from the charger and remote. Y’all know I love my toy packaging to be a bit fancy, so this is right up my alley! Continue reading “B-Vibe Triplet Vibrating Anal Beads with Remote Control”

Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug

One of the things I love most about sex blogging is that, because of it, the Fella is getting more and more into butt stuff. I mean, we’ve been fans of anal play for a long time, but he never used to do it on his own. Solo masturbation for him was always spit and a fist in the bathroom, but things have changed. He’s learned that lube isn’t just for sex, and butt plugs aren’t just for partner play. One of his (and my) current fave plugs is the Tantus Twist.

I was surprised when he picked it out while I was choosing some review goodies from MEO. Not because he wanted to try it, but because we didn’t already have it. I’ve got dozens of butt plugs, but this is my first ever Tantus one. Shocking really, if you consider that Tantus is my go-to brand when it comes to silicone. Continue reading “Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug”

GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London

You may or may not have realised this, but I’m becoming a big fan of Fun Toys London. They make good quality toys in gorgeous colours, and the vibes of the products I’ve tried so far have been ace. I really love my GJack, so much so it hasn’t seen the inside of the toy cupboard yet.

My most recent additions to our Fun Toys toy box are the GPlug L and the GRing. They were sent together to be used together, so I’m keeping them together in a joint review. But first, I’ll give you the basics of each piece: Continue reading “GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London”

You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug

One of the simplest, most widely available products for pleasuring your posterior are butt plugs. They come in all shapes, sizes, materials and colours, so anyone looking for one is almost guaranteed to find one that tickles their fancy. One of the most recent ones to tickle mine is the You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug from Orion.

If there’s one thing in this world I will never tire of it’ll be putting stuff up my butt. I absolutely adore anal play in almost all its forms. I’ve even declared that I prefer anal penetration over vaginal in the past. The very fact that my crazy responsive G & A Spots are located in the vagina should tell you what a bold statement that was to make. But, I stand by it, and all this plug has done is reinforce those lovely buttly feelings. Continue reading “You2Toys Heavy Diamond Anal Plug”

Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables

In the time I’ve been reviewing sex toys I’ve come across some fancy pants things. A vibrator that copies your rhythms, a rabbit you can control with your voice, dildos with intricate textures, s-shaped bends and banana-like curves, some of which even have holes in the base so you can vibe them up if you fancy it. Yeah, there’s a hell of a lot more out there to play with than there was in the days when I first started using sex toys, that’s for sure, and that’s a wonderful thing.

DALIA PORCELAIN DILDO BY DESIRABLES 9

But sometimes, simple and elegant is all a body needs, and nothing out there is as beautiful in its simplicity as the Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables. Continue reading “Dalia Porcelain Dildo by Desirables”

Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer

Sometime last year I bought a butt plug. It was gold metal with a pretty clear crystal in the base. Aah, heavy, pretty and totes inexpensive. Oh, and such poor quality I sent it straight back and vowed I would never use a product from that brand again.

What brand? Precious Metals.

PRECIOUS METALS RIBBED SILVER EXPLORER 1

But when I saw the new pieces in the Precious Metals line at Sex Toys UK, I had to give them another chance. I know that user experience and product quality are two different things, but since my reunion with the Eroscillator 2 I’m all about second chances. When my eyes fell on the Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer, I knew I had to give it a shot. Continue reading “Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer”