Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo

Unless you work for either a sex toy manufacturer or store, it’s unlikely you’ve read my info page. On that page are all the terms and conditions of working with me. One of my self-imposed rules is that any individual product sent to me will be reviewed within six weeks of delivery. If more than one product is sent, there’ll be up to four weeks between reviews. Nine times out of ten I stick to this rule, but as with everything, there are exceptions. This is the case with the Bad Dragon Kelvin.

No, this sucker is well outside of my review window after being with me since…wait for it…March. It arrived at the same time as my beloved Bad Dragon Tentacle. That dildo took me long enough to review, but when it comes to Kelvin, it’s taken me seven frigging months to get myself in a place where I feel like I have the right to talk about this magnificent beast. Continue reading “Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo”

Javida Heating Vibe

Rabbit vibrators. They’re a funny breed of sex toy, aren’t they? They look like they should be the perfect tool to provide their user with glorious, easily won blended orgasms. But many people – myself included – have been let down by their buzzing bunnies because they’re not a one-size-fits-all kinda toy. Finding the perfect fit, size, and power level all in one product is a right royal pain in the arse at best. And, if I’m honest, it’s probably an unreasonable thing to expect from something that isn’t custom made. Whenever I get a chance to road test a body safe rabbit, I jump at it, hoping that I’ll finally find the perfect one for me. Do you reckon the Javida Heating Vibe from the lovely folks at Orion has a chance of being it?

I’ve tried products from a few of Orion’s own brands now and, so far, most of what I’ve seen has impressed me. The build of their vibrators is always to a high standard, and the Javida Heating Vibe is no different. Continue reading “Javida Heating Vibe”

Dodil Mouldable Dildo

When I headed for the bedroom with the kettle (and its base) three tea towels, a glass chopping board and a rolling pin, my kid looked at me like I was having an episode. He was like, ‘are you doing some Frankenstein thing up there’ and the Fella told him, ‘she’s not scientifically minded, son…she’ll be doing voodoo’. And, he was kinda right. I was doing sex toy voodoo, and I was doing it with the awesome invention that is the Dodil Mouldable Dildo.

This thing fascinated me from the moment I first visited the Dodil website. Never have I seen a product that held so much potential to be either absolutely fantastic or utterly disastrous. I expressed my interest and was sent a review sample straight away. Such excite! Continue reading “Dodil Mouldable Dildo”

We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System

Y’all may have noticed that Scandarella has been awash with We-Vibe reviews in recent months. From partner vibes like the Sync to products for solo players like the Wish, there’s been a lot to talk about. You see, We-Vibe are expanding their lines quite rapidly these days, with the introduction of cock rings, butt plugs, and love eggs. But the latest product I’m gonna focus on is something completely different again; the We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System.

Those of you who have been with me since the blog launched will probably have picked up on my love for kegel exercisers. I honestly think they’re essential bits of kit for anyone with a vagina. So much so, I even wrote a long-assed post about it for Luxury Vibrators. Kegel products really are great. I mean, all you have to do is pop ‘em in there, feel the jiggles, vibes or even just gravity, squeeze your muscles around them and, hey presto, within a few months you’ll be experiencing things you very well may never have experienced before. Continue reading “We-Vibe Bloom Kegel System”

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Clitoral Stimulator

If you’ve been with me for a while, you’ll know that I attended Eroticon (a sex writer’s conference in London) earlier this year. What an awesome, eye-opening, educating weekend that was! I learned so much, met some lovely people, did a bit of fangirling, and got all excited about a few prototypes of products that were being released in the autumn. Well, autumn is now here, and one of those products is in the house! I’m gonna tell y’all about one of my most anticipated toys of the year; the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee.

If you’ve never heard of Hot Octopuss, you’re missing out. Well, if you have a penis you are, at least. They’re the inventors of the Pulse range – or Guybrators, as they’re commonly called. Vibrating, pulsating masturbators intended to take even the humblest of cocks to seventh heaven while giving any visiting clits a cheeky treat at the same time. Continue reading “Hot Octopuss Queen Bee Pulsating Clitoral Stimulator”

We-Vibe Jive

Do you feel that? The shaking that’s coming up through the floor and making your shoes vibrate? That’s a baby elephant – aka, me – jumping up and down with excitement. Why? Cos I got a chance to review the We-Vibe Jive, hot off the assembly line. Ah, I love working with Luxury Vibrators so fucking much, they’re unbelievably good to me.

When I first spotted the Jive, I kinda rolled my eyes. I couldn’t help but think, how many frigging couples’ vibes will be enough for you, We-Vibe? But while I was right in thinking the Jive is ideal for partner play, it’s not another incarnation of the G-Spot-C-Spot-Cock pleasers that We-Vibe are famous for. Continue reading “We-Vibe Jive”

Tantus Curve & Curve Super Soft

One of the most fun parts of the reviewing side of Scandarella has always been cultivating my lust list. Even before I started blogging, I had a healthy (okay, ridiculously long) list of sex toys I wanted to get my paws on. I thought that, after the blog happened, the list would gradually shrink, but nope. It’s probably twice as long as it ever was. One thing that’s been on it forever is the Tantus Curve, so when the lovely Bonnie at Luxury Vibrators asked me to review not just that but also the new Tantus Curve Super Soft, I enthusiastically screamed, “I’ll do it!”

So, the Curves. Sexy, sexy dildos that are ideal for solo play, partner play, and – more than anything else – pegging. Yep, these dildos are a fantastic size for the butt shy who, though they want to indulge in a bit of harness action, aren’t keen on anything too intimidating. Continue reading “Tantus Curve & Curve Super Soft”

So Divine Sweet Sensation Booty Plug

I think I’ve finally done it, folks. It’s taken me a while, but I’ve finally found what I consider to be the ideal first butt plug for butt toy novices. It’s petite, body safe, anal safe, and has a sparkle to it that’ll brighten up bums everywhere. Yep, the So Divine Sweet Sensation Booty Plug is now my go to reply to those emails I get that ask, ‘what’s the perfect starter plug?’.

Really, this thing is the cutest. I mean, there are other cute plugs on the market without a doubt. But you’ll be hard pushed to find one that’s as cheap as this one is without having to make some kind of compromise somewhere. And when it comes to butt stuff, compromise should be the last thing on your mind. Continue reading “So Divine Sweet Sensation Booty Plug”

NS Novelties ColourSoft 8″ Silicone Dildo

Recently, I’ve been thinking about silicone. Reason being, a few chats with friends have brought up the same statement over and over, and it’s something that pisses me off. They’ve said, “Rubber might not be the best for your body in the long run, but silicone is just so expensive, and the bigger ones…pft, no way!”. Wrong! Oh, so very wrong. Silicone dildos are widespread and can be eye-bogglingly inexpensive. When those friends asked for an example, I pointed them straight at the NS Novelties ColourSoft 8” Silicone Dildo.

I love this dildo so much! But, unlike some of the other dildos in my review queue, it’s nothing fancy. It has no bells and no whistles whatsoever. It’s just a long, fat, realistic dildo in a funky colour, and it’s one of the most fuckable toys in my cupboard. Continue reading “NS Novelties ColourSoft 8″ Silicone Dildo”

Doggy Darling Pussy & Ass Masturbator

Before Scandarella became a thing, the Fella was never really into sex toys that are made for the old John Thomas. His toy box was made up of things to tie me up, hit or tickle me with, and a load of bullet vibes. All there was in it for his cock was a sex shop own-brand stroker or two, and a few Tenga Eggs. But, as I said, Scandarella happened, and his interests in penis pleasing toys grew. But that’s not why I’m bringing you this review of the You2Toys Doggy Darling from Orion. Read on to find out the real reason I opted to try out this wobbly, big assed…ass.

For many people, fantasies play a large part in their sexual relationship with not just their partners, but also themselves. Whether it be a sexy scenario that gets shared and played out, or something that remains tucked away in the privacy of our minds, most of us do have them. Continue reading “Doggy Darling Pussy & Ass Masturbator”