Of all the gorgeous silicone dildos available at Sh! Womenstore, the Valentine Wirly Girly 6 had long been the one I coveted most. The thing is, Sh! didn’t need any more reviews for that particular product, and I always found something to spend my money on that the adult in me deemed more important than sex toys. But… then Sh! changed the silicone they used in the Valentine to a more transparent one, and they finally said there was one available for me to review. Happy days!
Honest to God, I actually squeaked when I opened this one up. Nearly all Sh! dildos come packaged in a plain white box with a clear panel that lets you see what you’re getting from the off. I basically chewed my way in there to get at this glorious dong. Continue reading “Valentine Wirly Girly 6 by Sh!”
One of the best things an anal play lover can buy for their butt is a jiggly butt plug. I love the things, but there are surprisingly few of them to choose from. You can find a few different shapes if you look for them, such as the Fun Factory B-Balls or this rather pleasant Roll Play one. Recently, the gorgeous B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 became a new addition to my butt quivering collection, and I’m so glad it did!
While B-Vibe is well known for their rechargeable vibrating stuff – like the Triplet Plug, for example – their Snug Plugs aren’t powered by motors. They’re powered by gravity and the movements of our very own butts. The insides are hollowed out and the free-roaming weights that fill the cavity are where the sensation comes from. They’re kinda like Geisha balls for your bum. Continue reading “B-Vibe Snug Plug 3”
As you may know, I’m a big fan of sex toys that are more than one thing. Not long back they weren’t easy to find, but over the last year or so there’s been an explosion of them. Mostly, they’re an impact toy on one end, then when you flip it you find that the handle is something insertable. I’m always keen to give them a go when I come across them, so was delighted to discover that French company, Diogol, had released a new line of products called Jaz, and in it is a couple of these double enders. They sent me a big package of stuff, and now that I’m spotting them for sale I can get reviewing! I’ll start with the Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip.
If you’re into small anal toys you’re gonna love the Pony, because one end of it is a sweet petite butt plug. If floggers are your thing (or even tails) you’re in luck because that’s exactly what dangles out of the end of said plug’s base. Dildo ended floggers have been called floggildos, so what would a butt plug version be? A plogger. Or a flug, maybe? I dunno, I’m no good at these things at all. Continue reading “Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip”
Every so often, Sex Toys UK adds another string to the bow that is their Loving Joy range of sex toys and bondage gear. So far, we’ve seen a bullet that gets to sit at the head table with the We-Vibe Tango, a flexi vibrator that’s more versatile than waffles, and a whole host of anal plugs with gems and bushy tails. The latest of the range to pass through the doors of the Scandal household is the Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo Combo.
When I was offered the chance to review these two products (which are currently sold separately but may be available as a bundle soon) I was a little hesitant. I’m not a small woman, and I expressed concerns that the harness might not fit my size 24 (UK) body. But the lovely Louise from STUK explained that, when sourcing a harness for the Loving Joy range, it was crucial that one be found which catered to a wide range of sizes, including my size and beyond. Continue reading “Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo”
Since I started reviewing back in 2014, I’ve tried so many different kinds of sex toys it’s mind-boggling. Stuff I never thought I’d like, stuff I thought I’d love but hated, and stuff I never thought I had an ice cube’s chance in hell of getting my hands on. But one category I still have very little experience with is the warming toys category, having only ever used a couple. The ones with heating elements built in. I thought it was time for me to get better acquainted with this type of toy, so I’m making a start with the SenseVibe Warm by SenseMax.
SenseMax is a brand that is new to me. Well, by new I don’t mean I’ve never heard of them before, but rather that I’ve never had any experience with their products. After a little poke around their website, I’ve discovered that they’re a very tech-driven company. Virtual reality is big at SenseMax. For those who like the feel of their own palm with their porn, they have wristbands that detect your wanky motions. This feeds back to the app on your phone, allowing you to set the pace of whatever you’re watching. Yep, the characters fuck in time to your strokes. That’s pretty cool, don’t you think? If you’d rather have a more realistic session, they have a stroker that does the same thing. They even have a VR headset (which is compatible with both the band and stroker) for those who want a fully immersive experience. Continue reading “SenseVibe Warm by SenseMax”
I’m a child of the 80s. I grew up watching Trap Door and Duckula, listening to the Cure and the Damned, and eating Sherbet Dip Dabs and Swizzles Love Hearts. Now, as a middle-aged wife and mother…well, I still do all those things, actually. Most of me has grown up, but I still love many of the things I loved back then. Especially the Swizzles Love Hearts, they’re like, my fave sweetie sweets ever. So, I guess that’s the main reason I wanted to get my hands all over these Play with Me Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs by Blush Novelties.
It was one of the larger, Naughtier Candy Heart butt plugs that I really wanted and I tried my best to find one. They weren’t available in the UK when I first spotted them, but around the middle of 2016, I finally found one on Amazon. I intended to review it, but Blush asked me to hold off until they released their updated packaging, and told me that, because I was waiting, they’d send me another plug! Continue reading “Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs”
A month or two ago, I was given a chance to review a product that completely changed my opinion of a certain type of vibrator. Love eggs. They’ve never been that special to me, to be honest. They’re often too small, too weak, or – worst of the worst – both. But the We-Vibe Jive changed that for me. I really liked that thing, and I’m pleased to report that it isn’t the only love egg of its kind out there. A similar product is the Lovense Lush App Controlled Vibrator.
When my review package from the ever awesome MEO arrived, I was most eager to get at the Lush. I’ve not had any experience with Lovense products in the past, so I didn’t know what to expect. On the outside, the packaging is clean white, pink and purple. There’s a wealth of information on there about the product, which is something I actually like to see. I know a lot of people shop online for their toys, but there are those who prefer a bricks and mortar store. More info on packaging helps those folks make a decision. Continue reading “Lovense Lush App Controlled Vibrator”
Lovehoney has done it again, folks. Ahead of the release of the third Fifty Shades movie hitting theatres in February, they’ve unleashed the accompanying toy line on the world. And just in time for Christmas, too! So far, I’ve loved the products that have been inspired by the books, and I’ve been lucky enough to get to road test a super fancy piece from the new stuff; the rather lovely Fifty Shades Freed Wand, aka Awash with Sensation.
I was late to the Fifty Shades of Grey party. By the time I let my mother (who is a full on Christian Grey groupie) nag me into reading the first installment the third one was already a year or so old. It’s no secret that I quite liked the books at first. I mean, I read to escape the day to day drudge of a working-class life, and where better to go than into the glitzy world of a fucked up bazillionaire with a penchant for evil sex? Continue reading “Fifty Shades Freed Wand “Awash with Sensation””
Something I love about being a sex blogger is the influence it’s had on the Fella. He was always disinterested in cockcentric sex toys, preferring to pick things up that he could use with or on me. He had a box of bits, sure, but nothing exciting. But, after Scandarella became a thing and we were offered penis toys for review, he started to take an interest, and when I told him that the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator had arrived as a surprise in another package, he was delighted.
This is his forth Fleshlight masturbator so far. We reviewed the Freaks Alien last year (which he loved) and I bought a vampy Succudry for him (okay, that’s a lie it was for my eyes more than his cock), and picked up a Fleshlight Go as part of a massive prize I won recently. Continue reading “Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Masturbator”
Cunt Dickula. Vlad the Impale-her. Vampeen. Nobferatu. Yeah, the Fleshlight Freaks Drac Dildo is a dream come true for not just me but also for the pun-loving whackjob that is the Fella. Getting to review it has been one of the most exciting things that’s happened in Scandarella Land this year, and I’ll tell you why…
Like many people, I’m a huge fan of the vampire. The first book I ever bought for myself was Bram Stoker’s Dracula, when I was twelve-ish. By the time I hit fourteen I was going to see vampire movies on my own. Scary vamps always frightened the shit out of me when I was younger, but once I realised that the beautiful, tragic, yet still deadly vampire was a thing, I found my first true love. Continue reading “Fleshlight Freaks Drac Silicone Dildo”