In a recent conversation about Scandarella, one of the few friends I’ve actually told about it said, “Your site looks great, but how come nearly all the stuff you write about is dead expensive?” I could have told her it’s because they’re all made from body safe materials by reputable companies, but that sounded like bullshit even to me. You can get perfectly good silicone or glass or ABS toys these days for very little money. Luckily, I knew I had a lovely little vibe waiting in the wings for review, so I told her about the Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator.
I’m usually one to balk at battery operated toys. You can tell me I’ve been ruined by rechargeables all you like, the fact remains that, not only are batteries expensive and bad for the environment, but the vibes they put out are nearly always shite. Continue reading “Sh! Bliss G-Vibe G-Spot Vibrator”
I’ll let you in on a little secret; I love the outward appearance of jelly dildos. They look squishy, bouncy and gummy, and their colours are nearly always super pretty. Terrible, I know, but then I’ve always been attracted to the bad guy. But the only thing I’d ever touch one with these days would by my gaze. They’re so much badder than the bad guy, and I’ve learned to steer clear. But that’s no big shakes for me, because I have a Sh! Honey 6 Vibrating GSpot Dildo.
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My cute little clit claw. That’s what I’ve come to call this Sh! Fun Finger Bunny Vibrator. I hadn’t expected to find it in my Wirly Girl 2 Dildo parcel, but when I opened the box there it was, along with a third product that I’ll be reviewing very soon.
Full disclosure, I hadn’t really been all that interested in reviewing this vibe. The opportunity to review it was there, but I passed up on it because I didn’t think it would be for me. I’m wary of bullet vibes these days, because many of them are pretty buzzy and high pitched. My body doesn’t appreciate those kinds of vibes at all. Continue reading “Sh! Fun Finger Bunny Vibrator”
Want to know what’s hot? Watching someone getting pounded by a fucking machine while you masturbate at the other side of the room. Want to know what the Fella would never do? Go anywhere near ‘that bloody hacksaw, jack hammer motherfucker’ with his butt. Reason being, all of the dildos we have to fit are biggun’s. That combined with the sheer power of the machine proved too intimidating for him.
I truly was gutted, because watching him being mastered by the machine has been a fantasy of mine since the day I got it, but it was starting to look like one of those fantasies that would never be realised. Then I received an email from Sh! Womenstore, and I decided it was fate when a teeny tiny vibrating silicone dildo with a bullet hole base winked at me from the screen. It was the pretty in pink Wirly Girly 2 Slim Vibrating Dildo.
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Before I tell you about my beautiful Sh! Leather Wrist Restraint Cuffs, I have a confession to make: despite my love for bondage, I really dislike being restrained. If the Fella catches me lying down – or if the evil bastard wants to tickle me – he pins my arms to my sides and holds my legs together with his knees, panic sets in and I literally scream until I cry.
Being unable to move, or defend myself, or run wakes the survival instinct in me, making me desperate to escape and get away, even though I’m perfectly aware that I’m in no danger whatsoever. I hate feeling helpless and vulnerable so, needless to say, he doesn’t do it very often.
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After my recent introduction to wood and stone dildos through my participation in Cara Sutra’s Pleasure Panel, I really did think I’d tried most types of dildo in my size range. But then I was given the opportunity to work with the fabulous Sh! Erotic Emporium again, and they sent me something that was completely new to me: a dual stimulation DILDO. Yep, you heard me, a rabbit style dildo, called the Sh! Princess Silky!
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When the lovely Cassie at Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium asked me to choose something from a list of products that required reviewing, I’ll admit that I struggled. They have so much gorgeous stuff, and I was like a kid looking through an Argos catalogue at the beginning of December.
But despite the fact that I loved so many things, my eyes were repeatedly drawn back to the Mistress Cupid Extra Large Vibrating Dildo.
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Since Scandarella started picking up momentum, I’ve slowly built up a little list of companies I’d love to work with, so I was extra delighted when one of the first companies I’d put on that list agreed to forward me a product to review.
Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium sent me their own brand Pink Glass Double Dildo, and that dildo sent me straight to texture heaven!
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