Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 8″ Silicone Dildo

As regular Scandarella readers will probably know, I love big ol’ dildos. I love to have ‘em big in every direction and I absolutely adore enormous fantasy stuff. But sometimes, when lying in bed alone in the middle of the night, I don’t want to be hefting pounds of silicone around and giving my arms a wanky workout. I want simple, light, realistic, and hard. The toy that’s been satisfying those needs for me in recent weeks is the Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 8” Silicone Dildo.

By fuck, is this thing pink. It’s so bright it has a frigging aura. I’ve said many times that pink is a boring colour for sex toys, but these days I think that this 80s-esque neon is actually kinda cool. I’ve got some bold colours on my dildo shelves but this one has to be the most eye-catching. Continue reading “Lovehoney Lifelike Lover 8″ Silicone Dildo”

Lovehoney Desire Steel Dildo – Beaded

I’ve made no secret of the fact that some of my favourite sex toys are inexpensive glass dildos from Lovehoney. I’ve got loads of them, but only two live on my bedside table. One of them is a curved affair with beads that gradually increase in size until they reach a big, bulbous base. Even after three and a half years I still love it, so when I saw that Lovehoney had echoed the design in steel I couldn’t refuse the chance to review it. So now, I’m bringing you my thoughts on the Lovehoney Desire Steel Dildo.

As part of Lovehoney’s premium line, the Desire Steel Dildo is beautifully presented. All there is to the packaging is a simple outer sleeve that covers an even simpler hard-card presentation box that doubles as a storage solution, but it’s lovely and super giftable. Continue reading “Lovehoney Desire Steel Dildo – Beaded”

Tokidoki Unicorn Wand

Have you ever wanted a sex toy purely because its decorative design makes you squeal like a tickled pig? I’ve experienced this many a time, and each and every time I’ve been nervous that maybe my eyes were bigger than the possibility of reaching orgasm with whatever toy has captured my attention. This was the case with the Tokidoki Unicorn Wand from Lovehoney. Because it’s cuter than kittens, I had it on a pedestal. But once I finally had it in my hands I was immediately worried that it would end up being a shelf sitter.

Just look at it, though. Isn’t it stunning? The Fella calls it my happy baton cos every time I look at it I ball my fists and grin like it’s Christmas morning. It’s bold, bright, and modelled on Stellina from the Tokidoki Unicorno line. Continue reading “Tokidoki Unicorn Wand”

Fifty Shades Darker Desire Explodes

It’s that time again. The time for the sex toy market to be pelted with all things Christian Grey in the lead up to the release of the second movie in the kinky sex saga: Fifty Shades Darker. Though I was a late comer to the books, I’ve never considered myself a true fan of Grey and his issues – or Ana and hers for that matter – and I gave up watching the first movie not fifteen minutes in, but what I am a HUGE fan of, is the related sex toys that are designed and produced by Lovehoney, and this Fifty Shades Darker Desire Explodes G-Spot Vibrator is no exception.

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Mötley Crüe 10 Function Bullet Vibrator

Don’t even ask me to tell you just how excited I was when I got a surprise email from the lovely Leanne at Lovehoney, asking if I would be interested in road testing a couple of products from their exciting new band merch range.

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Mötley Crüe have joined Motörhead in what I hope will be a growing trend of rock bands putting their stamp on a collection of vibes for Lovehoney, and I feel totally vindicated that this particular band came next.

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Tease by Lovehoney 3 Piece Soft Bondage Kit

Leather. Steel. Buckles, padlocks, chains. These are the kinds of things you’d see hovering near the tops of the drawers in our bondage chest if you were to have a sneaky peek.

But there’s a lot of work that goes into setting up sessions that involve those things, and it’s nice to have a quick alternative to hand, just in case the mood for a bit of tie and tease takes our fancy, and we just don’t have the time to get out the big guns.

The solution is simple: the Tease by Lovehoney, 3 Piece Soft Bondage Kit.

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Lovehoney Desire Luxury Clitoral Vibrator

I nearly died a thousand deaths when the Lovehoney Desire range was launched. I hadn’t heard as much as a whisper about a new range in the pipelines, and when I first saw them I couldn’t decide which one I wanted most. In the end I didn’t have to decide, because Valentine’s Day came along, and along with a few other things, the Fella presented me with the Desire Luxury Clitoral Vibrator.

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